1.) being super fugly and super rich (ugly as in bottom 0.1% in looks and rich as in top 0.1% in money.)
OR
2.) being handsome and broke as a joke (handsome as in top 0.1% in looks and poor as in bottom 0.1%. you look like a model but your ass can't even afford onion rings at burger king.)
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rule: no plastic surgery allowed so if you choose super fugly and rich, you stay fugly forever. no hats or masks neither. you gotta show that fugly mug wherever you go.
Just go super handsome, become a model and makes lots of money. At least the women you'd have sex with would be legitimately attracted to you physically as well. Which means better sex IMO.
Gonna go ahead and say this is absolutely f*cking retarded and completely unrealistic.
Time for at thread takover.
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Would you rather, give up all alcohol for the next 30 days or have to butcher your own meat for the next 90 days?
Would you rather have a boring repetitive job that paid $90,000/year or an engaging job that you really enjoy but it pays $45,000/year?
Would you rather have the details of your romantic life be made into a hit sit-com or have every one you meet know your personal finances?
Would you rather have $50,000 free and clear or $150,000 that is illegal?
Would you rather have the details of your romantic life be made into a hit sit-com or have every one you meet know your personal finances?
Would you rather have a photographic memory or gain an extra 40 IQ points?
Would you rather stay in a luxury hotel free of charge for one year have a chauffeur driven limousine free of charge for one year?
Would you rather have two tickets to this year's super bowl or two seasons tickets to the NFL team of your choice?
Would you rather have your first child when you are 19 years old or when you are 45 years old?
Would you rather have a photographic memory or be able to forget anything you wanted?
Would you rather be unable to see for one day or unable to use your phone for one month?
Would you rather be able to fly or turn invisible?
Would you rather go 30 days without refined sugar or 90 days without caffeine?
Would you rather be a highly paid professional athlete or serve as the president of a prestigious university?
Would you rather have a home with a great living room or a great back yard?
Would you rather spend one month living without using any money or spend 3 months in a wheelchair?
Would you rather have an ordinary home in an extraordinary location or an extraordinary home in an ordinary location?
Would you rather be able to lie without being caught or always be able to tell when someone is lying?
Would you rather be able to eat anything and any quantity of food with no negative health effects, or be refreshed and well rested after only three hours of sleep?
Would you rather have an extra hour every day or have $40 given to you free and clear every day?
Would you rather be the star player on a losing basketball team or ride the bench on a winning one?
Would you rather have an extra finger or lose a finger?
Would you rather write a best-selling novel or be an expert at picking stocks?
Would you rather have an ugly scare across your face or lose 15 points of intelligence?
Would you rather, give up all alcohol for the next 30 days or have to butcher your own meat for the next 90 days?
I don't drink...
Would you rather have a boring repetitive job that paid $90,000/year or an engaging job that you really enjoy but it pays $45,000/year?
$45,000
Would you rather have the details of your romantic life be made into a hit sit-com or have every one you meet know your personal finances?
Finances
Would you rather have $50,000 free and clear or $150,000 that is illegal?
$50,000
Would you rather have the details of your romantic life be made into a hit sit-com or have every one you meet know your personal finances?
Already asked this, WTF?
Would you rather have a photographic memory or gain an extra 40 IQ points?
40 IQ points
Would you rather stay in a luxury hotel free of charge for one year have a chauffeur driven limousine free of charge for one year?
Hotel
Would you rather have two tickets to this year's super bowl or two seasons tickets to the NFL team of your choice?
Superbowl
Would you rather have your first child when you are 19 years old or when you are 45 years old?
19
Would you rather have a photographic memory or be able to forget anything you wanted?
Photographic
Would you rather be unable to see for one day or unable to use your phone for one month?
Phone
Would you rather be able to fly or turn invisible?
This one was a hard one, but I went with flying.
Would you rather go 30 days without refined sugar or 90 days without caffeine?
This is a hard one as well because I don't eat a lot of both, I'll say caffeine.
Would you rather be a highly paid professional athlete or serve as the president of a prestigious university?
Athlete
Would you rather have a home with a great living room or a great back yard?
Back yard. It's easier to fix the living room.
Would you rather spend one month living without using any money or spend 3 months in a wheelchair?
Money
Would you rather have an ordinary home in an extraordinary location or an extraordinary home in an ordinary location?
Ordinary Home
Would you rather be able to lie without being caught or always be able to tell when someone is lying?
Tell when someone is lying.
Would you rather be able to eat anything and any quantity of food with no negative health effects, or be refreshed and well rested after only three hours of sleep?
Uhhh, no brainer, eat anything dur.
Would you rather have an extra hour every day or have $40 given to you free and clear every day?
$40, if you calculate this out and took the extra hour every day you'd get roughly about 3.5 more years added to your if if you lived to be 80
Would you rather be the star player on a losing basketball team or ride the bench on a winning one?
Would you rather have an extra finger or lose a finger?
Extra finger, i'll just have it removed.
Would you rather write a best-selling novel or be an expert at picking stocks?
Stocks.
Would you rather have an ugly scare across your face or lose 15 points of intelligence?
Would you rather, give up all alcohol for the next 30 days or have to butcher your own meat for the next 90 days?
Give up alcohol for next 30 days (haven't drank in last 30 days )
Would you rather have a boring repetitive job that paid $90,000/year or an engaging job that you really enjoy but it pays $45,000/year?
Job that pays $45,000
Would you rather have the details of your romantic life be made into a hit sit-com or have every one you meet know your personal finances?
Finances
Would you rather have $50,000 free and clear or $150,000 that is illegal?
$50,000
Would you rather have the details of your romantic life be made into a hit sit-com or have every one you meet know your personal finances?
Same as above
Would you rather have a photographic memory or gain an extra 40 IQ points?
40 IQ points
Would you rather stay in a luxury hotel free of charge for one year have a chauffeur driven limousine free of charge for one year?
Definitely hotel. I like driving and I love staying in hotels.
Would you rather have two tickets to this year's super bowl or two seasons tickets to the NFL team of your choice?
Season tickets to the Lions
Would you rather have your first child when you are 19 years old or when you are 45 years old?
45
Would you rather have a photographic memory or be able to forget anything you wanted?
Photographic. We learn from our hardships and struggles.
Would you rather be unable to see for one day or unable to use your phone for one month?
Definitely phone
Would you rather be able to fly or turn invisible?
Invisible
Would you rather go 30 days without refined sugar or 90 days without caffeine?
Never have caffeine, so I'll say that one.
Would you rather be a highly paid professional athlete or serve as the president of a prestigious university?
Definitely athlete.
Would you rather have a home with a great living room or a great back yard?
Back yard.
Would you rather spend one month living without using any money or spend 3 months in a wheelchair?
Money
Would you rather have an ordinary home in an extraordinary location or an extraordinary home in an ordinary location?
Ordinary home in extraordinary location.
Would you rather be able to lie without being caught or always be able to tell when someone is lying?
Tell when someone is lying
Would you rather be able to eat anything and any quantity of food with no negative health effects, or be refreshed and well rested after only three hours of sleep?
Sleep. Think of all the shit you could get done. I would be the post leader on ish if this were the case.
Would you rather have an extra hour every day or have $40 given to you free and clear every day?
$40 and give it to someone else. Brighten up their day.
Would you rather be the star player on a losing basketball team or ride the bench on a winning one?
Star player on losing team.
Would you rather have an extra finger or lose a finger?
Extra
Would you rather write a best-selling novel or be an expert at picking stocks?
Best-selling novel
Would you rather have an ugly scare across your face or lose 15 points of intelligence?
1.) being super fugly and super rich (ugly as in bottom 0.1% in looks and rich as in top 0.1% in money.)
OR
2.) being handsome and broke as a joke (handsome as in top 0.1% in looks and poor as in bottom 0.1%. you look like a model but your ass can't even afford onion rings at burger king.)
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rule: no plastic surgery allowed so if you choose super fugly and rich, you stay fugly forever. no hats or masks neither. you gotta show that fugly mug wherever you go.
Honestly either would be great. Its always better to be exceptional at something and terrible at another, than good but not great at everything. There is a reason humans moved from being Jacks-of-all-trades to specialization.
You never see truly attractive homeless people, because if you are hot enough somebody will pay you for something. You also see rich fat ugly guys with hot wives all them time. My boss is the fattest most disgusting pig ever, his wife is like elin woods, but larger boobs. To top it off im pretty sure he cheats on her.
And money is more of a threshold thing, once you get above a certain threshold there really is no point to money. so now that I think about it I would probably go with looks, but I would survive with money as well.
Would you rather, give up all alcohol for the next 30 days or have to butcher your own meat for the next 90 days?
give up alcohol
Would you rather have a boring repetitive job that paid $90,000/year or an engaging job that you really enjoy but it pays $45,000/year?
$90,000, I would find hobbies I enjoyed
Would you rather have the details of your romantic life be made into a hit sit-com or have every one you meet know your personal finances?
both would be ok no strong opinion
Would you rather have $50,000 free and clear or $150,000 that is illegal?
$50,000
Would you rather have a photographic memory or gain an extra 40 IQ points?
40 IQ points
Would you rather stay in a luxury hotel free of charge for one year have a chauffeur driven limousine free of charge for one year?
Hotel
Would you rather have two tickets to this year's super bowl or two seasons tickets to the NFL team of your choice?
Season tickets
Would you rather have your first child when you are 19 years old or when you are 45 years old?
45
Would you rather have a photographic memory or be able to forget anything you wanted?
Photographic.
Would you rather be unable to see for one day or unable to use your phone for one month?
Unable to see for one day, would just catch up on sleep.
Would you rather be able to fly or turn invisible?
Invisible
Would you rather go 30 days without refined sugar or 90 days without caffeine?
Sugar, could not function without caffeine.
Would you rather be a highly paid professional athlete or serve as the president of a prestigious university?
athlete
Would you rather have a home with a great living room or a great back yard?
living room
Would you rather spend one month living without using any money or spend 3 months in a wheelchair?
Hard choice, but how would I survive without buying food and shelter? So I guess wheelchair.
Would you rather have an ordinary home in an extraordinary location or an extraordinary home in an ordinary location?
extraordinary home in ordinary location.
Would you rather be able to lie without being caught or always be able to tell when someone is lying?
Hard choice, but lie without being caught
Would you rather be able to eat anything and any quantity of food with no negative health effects, or be refreshed and well rested after only three hours of sleep?
I can barely meet deadlines, but I actually enjoy sleeping and know I would procrastinate the extra hours away on something stupid anyways so the food.
Would you rather have an extra hour every day or have $40 given to you free and clear every day?
Extra Hour, $40 is pretty small, maybe at $60 or more.
Would you rather be the star player on a losing basketball team or ride the bench on a winning one?
Star player
Would you rather have an extra finger or lose a finger?
extra
Would you rather write a best-selling novel or be an expert at picking stocks?
stocks
Would you rather have an ugly scare across your face or lose 15 points of intelligence?
Would you rather, give up all alcohol for the next 30 days or have to butcher your own meat for the next 90 days?
Give up alcohol
Would you rather have a boring repetitive job that paid $90,000/year or an engaging job that you really enjoy but it pays $45,000/year?
Enjoy for $45,000
Would you rather have the details of your romantic life be made into a hit sit-com or have every one you meet know your personal finances?
Sitcom, but only if i could play myself
Would you rather have $50,000 free and clear or $150,000 that is illegal?
Depends what it's illegal for. If I stole it from a blind guy or something I don't want it, but if I got it whoring myself out I'll take it.
Would you rather have a photographic memory or gain an extra 40 IQ points?
Photographic memory. There's a lotta stuff I see that I wanna jerk off to on a day to day basis that I might forget by the time i get some alone time.
Would you rather stay in a luxury hotel free of charge for one year have a chauffeur driven limousine free of charge for one year?
Def stay in a luxury hotel. Getting my bedsheets changed every night, fresh towels every morning, Frosted Flakes and grapes every day for breakfast and 24 hot tub access?? Shiiiit
Would you rather have two tickets to this year's super bowl or two seasons tickets to the NFL team of your choice?
Superbowl. I'll take one big spectacle over 16 potentially meaningless games
Would you rather have your first child when you are 19 years old or when you are 45 years old?
45. That way retirement and college should sync up pretty nicely. The year they're out of the house all day, I'll be in the house all day
Would you rather have a photographic memory or be able to forget anything you wanted?
Forget about anything. F*ckin Jurassic Park III...
Would you rather be unable to see for one day or unable to use your phone for one month?
Blind for a day. I'd probably just spend it sleeping
Would you rather be able to fly or turn invisible?
Turn invisible and steal a jetpack
Would you rather go 30 days without refined sugar or 90 days without caffeine?
90 without caffeine
Would you rather be a highly paid professional athlete or serve as the president of a prestigious university?
Highly paid pro athlete
Would you rather have a home with a great living room or a great back yard?
Depends on wear the home is. If it's someplace warm then great back yard. If it's a yard that I'd have to shovel snow in then great living room.
Would you rather spend one month living without using any money or spend 3 months in a wheelchair?
I think I could do 3 months in a wheelchair. Then when I can finally walk again it'd be that much more meaningful. Plus I could make a musical montage of me "learning to walk again" that had a bunch of workout footage set to a U2 song
Would you rather have an ordinary home in an extraordinary location or an extraordinary home in an ordinary location?
Ordinary home
Would you rather be able to lie without being caught or always be able to tell when someone is lying?
Lie without getting caught. "Sure, I'm a heart surgeon with a PHD and 40 years of experience. When can i start?"
Would you rather be able to eat anything and any quantity of food with no negative health effects, or be refreshed and well rested after only three hours of sleep?
Refreshed after 3 hours of sleep.
Would you rather have an extra hour every day or have $40 given to you free and clear every day?
$40 every day.
Would you rather be the star player on a losing basketball team or ride the bench on a winning one?
I'd rather be Allen Iverson than Tyron Lue
Would you rather have an extra finger or lose a finger?
Wow this is actually the hardest one lol. I guess it depends which finger...
Would you rather write a best-selling novel or be an expert at picking stocks?
Write a best selling book. Cuz then anything else you come out with from then on would also be a best seller no matter how crappy it is
Would you rather have an ugly scare across your face or lose 15 points of intelligence?
Lose 15 intelligence points.
Would you rather, give up all alcohol for the next 30 days or have to butcher your own meat for the next 90 days?
No alchohol, no brainer.
Would you rather have a boring repetitive job that paid $90,000/year or an engaging job that you really enjoy but it pays $45,000/year?
no Question 90000 a year. **** enjoying shit.. gimme the loot.
Would you rather have the details of your romantic life be made into a hit sit-com or have every one you meet know your personal finances?
Would you rather have $50,000 free and clear or $150,000 that is illegal?
Would you rather have the details of your romantic life be made into a hit sit-com or have every one you meet know your personal finances?
Hit sit com, reference it when hitting on hoes.
Would you rather have a photographic memory or gain an extra 40 IQ points?
40 IQ points. Photographic memory isnt that great.
Would you rather stay in a luxury hotel free of charge for one year have a chauffeur driven limousine free of charge for one year?
this is a tough one... hotel i guess. neither one matter.
Would you rather have two tickets to this year's super bowl or two seasons tickets to the NFL team of your choice?
depends which ones are worht more.
Would you rather have your first child when you are 19 years old or when you are 45 years old?
Would you rather have a photographic memory or be able to forget anything you wanted?
photographic memory. Anyone can forget shit.
Would you rather be unable to see for one day or unable to use your phone for one month?
Unable to see for a day. It would be interesting.
Would you rather be able to fly or turn invisible?
Invisible. Girls shower.
Would you rather go 30 days without refined sugar or 90 days without caffeine?
no sugar.. dont like it,.
Would you rather be a highly paid professional athlete or serve as the president of a prestigious university?
Hmm make lots of money doing ill shit or be a boring ass dude. tough one here. Pro athlete.
Would you rather have a home with a great living room or a great back yard?
living room.
Would you rather spend one month living without using any money or spend 3 months in a wheelchair?
How the hell could you not spend money?
Would you rather have an ordinary home in an extraordinary location or an extraordinary home in an ordinary location?
extraordinary home. youll be the only one with one of these there. while in the other situation youll be just like everyone else.
Would you rather be able to lie without being caught or always be able to tell when someone is lying?
always tell someone is lying. thats easy. I can already lie.
Would you rather be able to eat anything and any quantity of food with no negative health effects, or be refreshed and well rested after only three hours of sleep?
no brainer here. 3 hours of sleep. It will practically make you super human. Anyone can eat healthy.
Would you rather have an extra hour every day or have $40 given to you free and clear every day?
extra hour. easy one. In that hour you can make 40 dollars if u got skillz.
Would you rather be the star player on a losing basketball team or ride the bench on a winning one?
Star player. Bang hoes.
Would you rather have an extra finger or lose a finger?
actually tough one. Lost a finger.. thats more badass, while having an extra one makes you a freak.
Would you rather write a best-selling novel or be an expert at picking stocks?
Stocks bro. 1 novel and u done. But youll be an expert forever.
Would you rather have an ugly scare across your face or lose 15 points of intelligence?
Would you rather, give up all alcohol for the next 30 days or have to butcher your own meat for the next 90 days? No big deal, for 30 days
Would you rather have a boring repetitive job that paid $90,000/year or an engaging job that you really enjoy but it pays $45,000/year? as long as they let me have other activities
Would you rather have the details of your romantic life be made into a hit sit-com or have every one you meet know your personal finances? Would be fun. The other one could put me in awkward situations in my life
Would you rather have $50,000 free and clear or $150,000 that is illegal? I value honesty a lot
Would you rather have a photographic memory or gain an extra 40 IQ points? Give me extra 40 IQ points and I'd be a socially inept genius
Would you rather stay in a luxury hotel free of charge for one year have a chauffeur driven limousine free of charge for one year? Who cares about limos and chauffers, I like to go around on my own
Would you rather have two tickets to this year's super bowl or two seasons tickets to the NFL team of your choice? Not interested in American Football so the major event would be nicer
Would you rather have your first child when you are 19 years old or when you are 45 years old? Funnily enough, I had it exactly halfway through these two extremes
Would you rather have a photographic memory or be able to forget anything you wanted? I've got nothing awful to forget
Would you rather be unable to see for one day or unable to use your phone for one month? As long as it's in the weekend
Would you rather be able to fly or turn invisible? That'd be way more awesome. Also, most advantages coming from invisibility have to do with stealing so I wouldn't like them
Would you rather go 30 days without refined sugar or 90 days without caffeine? Less difficult
Would you rather be a highly paid professional athlete or serve as the president of a prestigious university? I actually wouldn't stand the continuous networking activities implied by the latter
Would you rather have a home with a great living room or a great back yard? I don't have a back yard and I don't feel the need 'cause I live downtown
Would you rather spend one month living without using any money or spend 3 months in a wheelchair? As long as I have enough food and water supplies, why not. I could still walk around, work, meet people
Would you rather have an ordinary home in an extraordinary location or an extraordinary home in an ordinary location? Can't say, depends on the context
Would you rather be able to lie without being caught or always be able to tell when someone is lying? I think that not knowing all truths is a blessing often
Would you rather be able to eat anything and any quantity of food with no negative health effects, or be refreshed and well rested after only three hours of sleep?
Would you rather have an extra hour every day or have $40 given to you free and clear every day? See above
Would you rather be the star player on a losing basketball team or ride the bench on a winning one? Is it close?
Would you rather have an extra finger or lose a finger? No loss of functionality
Would you rather write a best-selling novel or be an expert at picking stocks? I'd really love that
Would you rather have an ugly scare across your face or lose 15 points of intelligence? I live off of my intelligence, not of my looks
Would you rather, give up all alcohol for the next 30 days or have to butcher your own meat for the next 90 days?
Give up alchy.
Would you rather have a boring repetitive job that paid $90,000/year or an engaging job that you really enjoy but it pays $45,000/year?
The engaging job without a doubt. Being completely engaged and loving is going to be worth way more than 45,000 one day.
Would you rather have the details of your romantic life be made into a hit sit-com or have every one you meet know your personal finances? Sitcom, they don't have to know where the story comes from.
Would you rather have $50,000 free and clear or $150,000 that is illegal? 50,000 free and clear, I don't know how to launder money
Would you rather have a photographic memory or gain an extra 40 IQ points? So is this question, would you rather be smarter....or smarter? huh? Photographic memory.
Would you rather stay in a luxury hotel free of charge for one year have a chauffeur driven limousine free of charge for one year? Hotel.
Would you rather have two tickets to this year's super bowl or two seasons tickets to the NFL team of your choice? Super Bowl
Would you rather have your first child when you are 19 years old or when you are 45 years old?45 years old.
Would you rather have a photographic memory or be able to forget anything you wanted?Bro, I'm keeping this photographic memory
Would you rather be unable to see for one day or unable to use your phone for one month? I'll go without the phone
Would you rather be able to fly or turn invisible? Invisible
Would you rather go 30 days without refined sugar or 90 days without caffeine? I can go without caffeine for 90 days.
Would you rather be a highly paid professional athlete or serve as the president of a prestigious university? President of a prestigious university
Would you rather have a home with a great living room or a great back yard? There is nothing like a great back yard.
Would you rather spend one month living without using any money or spend 3 months in a wheelchair? Dawg, I'll be a bum for a month.
Would you rather have an ordinary home in an extraordinary location or an extraordinary home in an ordinary location?But both homes are extraordinary though...
Would you rather be able to lie without being caught or always be able to tell when someone is lying?The latter.
Would you rather be able to eat anything and any quantity of food with no negative health effects, or be refreshed and well rested after only three hours of sleep?some of these are horrible. be refreshed after three hours of sleep
Would you rather have an extra hour every day or have $40 given to you free and clear every day?whoever says 40 dollars needs to kill themselves slowly
Would you rather be the star player on a losing basketball team or ride the bench on a winning one?Star player
Would you rather have an extra finger or lose a finger?Extra
Would you rather write a best-selling novel or be an expert at picking stocks? Best selling novel
Would you rather have an ugly scare across your face or lose 15 points of intelligence? If seal can get heidi klum, I can live with a scar across my face.
Would you rather, give up all alcohol for the next 30 days or have to butcher your own meat for the next 90 days?
don't drink anyway
Would you rather have a boring repetitive job that paid $90,000/year or an engaging job that you really enjoy but it pays $45,000/year?
engaging
Would you rather have the details of your romantic life be made into a hit sit-com or have every one you meet know your personal finances?
sitcom
Would you rather have $50,000 free and clear or $150,000 that is illegal?
50k
Would you rather have a photographic memory or gain an extra 40 IQ points?
40IQ
Would you rather stay in a luxury hotel free of charge for one year have a chauffeur driven limousine free of charge for one year?
luxury hotel
Would you rather have two tickets to this year's super bowl or two seasons tickets to the NFL team of your choice?
season tix
Would you rather have your first child when you are 19 years old or when you are 45 years old?
45
Would you rather have a photographic memory or be able to forget anything you wanted?
photographic
Would you rather be unable to see for one day or unable to use your phone for one month?
phone
Would you rather be able to fly or turn invisible?
fly
Would you rather go 30 days without refined sugar or 90 days without caffeine?
90
Would you rather be a highly paid professional athlete or serve as the president of a prestigious university?
athlete
Would you rather have a home with a great living room or a great back yard?
living room
Would you rather spend one month living without using any money or spend 3 months in a wheelchair?
3 months in a wheelchair
Would you rather have an ordinary home in an extraordinary location or an extraordinary home in an ordinary location?
extraordinary location
Would you rather be able to lie without being caught or always be able to tell when someone is lying?
tell when someones lying
Would you rather be able to eat anything and any quantity of food with no negative health effects, or be refreshed and well rested after only three hours of sleep?
FOOD!
Would you rather have an extra hour every day or have $40 given to you free and clear every day?
40$
Would you rather be the star player on a losing basketball team or ride the bench on a winning one?
star on a losing
Would you rather have an extra finger or lose a finger?
extra
Would you rather write a best-selling novel or be an expert at picking stocks?
novel
Would you rather have an ugly scare across your face or lose 15 points of intelligence?
scar
What would you rather choose....
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