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Old 10-07-2012, 01:46 AM   #1
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Default Most guys already know this... but if you ask a girl out and her response is:

Most guys already know this... but if you ever ask a girl out and her response is:
"Sure, give me your phone number"

She's basically saying No. (98% chance she will not call)



Because if you think about... You're immediately going to have her number if she
ever calls (caller ID)... So why wouldn't she give you her number to begin with?

If a girl is interested... She won't hesitate to give out her number once she's asked out,
even if you are a stranger.

This happened to me tonight (beautiful asian woman)... do I expect her to ever call me?
HELL NO.... But I had to try, she gave me no choice. You'll never know unless you try... right?


So, to recap:

You ask: "would you be interested in going out with me sometime?"

response #1: "Absolutely, Let me give you my number" = 98% chance of getting laid

response #2: "Sure, just give me your phone number" = 98% chance of not getting laid


but on the rare occasion she does call... You've struck the jackpot!!!
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Old 10-07-2012, 02:10 AM   #2
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Default Re: Most guys already know this... but if you ask a girl out and her response is:

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Most guys already know this... but if you ever ask a girl out and her response is:
"Sure, give me your phone number"

She's basically saying No. (98% chance she will not call)



Because if you think about... You're immediately going to have her number if she
ever calls (caller ID)... So why wouldn't she give you her number to begin with?

If a girl is interested... She won't hesitate to give out her number once she's asked out,
even if you are a stranger.

This happened to me tonight (beautiful asian woman)... do I expect her to ever call me?
HELL NO.... But I had to try, she gave me no choice. You'll never know unless you try... right?


So, to recap:

You ask: "would you be interested in going out with me sometime?"

response #1: "Absolutely, Let me give you my number" = 98% chance of getting laid

response #2: "Sure, just give me your phone number" = 98% chance of not getting laid


but on the rare occasion she does call... You've struck the jackpot!!!



Waits for the point....

(Leaves thread)



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Old 10-07-2012, 05:09 AM   #3
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Before she leaves, just have her call you right then so you have her number.
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Old 10-07-2012, 05:13 AM   #4
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Before she leaves, just have her call you right then so you have her number.

Yeah that's not putting her in an awkward situation man
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Old 10-07-2012, 05:49 AM   #5
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Yeah that's not putting her in an awkward situation man

If she is into you, it wouldn't be awkward. If she is not and is just lying to you, then the bitch deserves an awkward situation for lying.
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Old 10-07-2012, 06:21 AM   #6
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You even calculated the %. Lots of experience...
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Old 10-07-2012, 10:15 AM   #7
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Default Re: Most guys already know this... but if you ask a girl out and her response is:

Depends homie, if you're a white guy, you got it in the bag (asians girls love riding white dudes nuts, don't matter if the dude is decent looking or not), if you ain't white, it ain't happening.
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Old 10-07-2012, 10:44 AM   #8
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Or you could just wait for her outside the establishment you meet her at, then when you see, force her into an alley and rape her. No need for phone numbers are signals.
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Old 10-07-2012, 10:49 AM   #9
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Depends homie, if you're a white guy, you got it in the bag (asians girls love riding white dudes nuts, don't matter if the dude is decent looking or not), if you ain't white, it ain't happening.

Yeah, black guys never get girls. Girls don't like them at all. Spanish too. We are practically outcasts. Because girls want white guys.
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Old 10-07-2012, 10:53 AM   #10
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Or you could just wait for her outside the establishment you meet her at, then when you see, force her into an alley and rape her. No need for phone numbers are signals.

What the **** has happened to you?
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What the **** has happened to you?
his wife left him for macho man
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Old 10-07-2012, 11:03 AM   #12
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Depends homie, if you're a white guy, you got it in the bag (asians girls love riding white dudes nuts, don't matter if the dude is decent looking or not), if you ain't white, it ain't happening.
i guess the girls i get have some sort of disorder
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Old 10-07-2012, 11:09 AM   #13
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i guess the girls i get have some sort of disorder

Wouldn't surprise me..
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his wife left him for macho man
Close. My wife is Macho Man.
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Close. My wife is Macho Man.

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