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Old 10-15-2012, 09:16 PM   #1
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So my school had its homecoming dance this Saturday. Lame ole me of course didn't pick up the signals that a girl was trying to ask me out until it was too late. So since I had no date, I didn't really want to go. So of course I just stay home all that night browsing ISH. I went to school and EVERYONE was talking about it. And all I hear was ALL the girls there are giving guy's lapdances, twerking and all that. I'm talking white girls, black girls, all colors. And I'm all like
FML
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Old 10-15-2012, 09:18 PM   #2
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So my school had its homecoming dance this Saturday. Lame ole me of course didn't pick up the signals that a girl was trying to ask me out until it was too late. So since I had no date, I didn't really want to go. So of course I just stay home all that night browsing ISH. I went to school and EVERYONE was talking about it. And all I hear was ALL the girls there are giving guy's lapdances, twerking and all that. I'm talking white girls, black girls, all colors. And I'm all like
FML

Still got Winter Ball and Proms, broski. Step your shit up before then.
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Old 10-15-2012, 09:23 PM   #3
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people always make parties seem like the greatest shit ever when you dont go... dont believe the hype
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Old 10-15-2012, 09:25 PM   #4
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So my school had its homecoming dance this Saturday. Lame ole me of course didn't pick up the signals that a girl was trying to ask me out until it was too late. So since I had no date, I didn't really want to go. So of course I just stay home all that night browsing ISH. I went to school and EVERYONE was talking about it. And all I hear was ALL the girls there are giving guy's lapdances, twerking and all that. I'm talking white girls, black girls, all colors. And I'm all like
FML

Almost 100% positive that this didn't happen at a homecoming dance.
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Old 10-15-2012, 09:26 PM   #5
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people always make parties seem like the greatest shit ever when you dont go... dont believe the hype

This. It was a freakin high school dance with teachers chaperoning. They were probably arms length apart the whole time
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Old 10-15-2012, 09:26 PM   #6
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people always make parties seem like the greatest shit ever when you dont go... dont believe the hype

Seriously. I'm sure the teachers and chaperones were allowing teenage girls to give guys lapdances at a school dance.
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Old 10-15-2012, 09:42 PM   #7
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So my school had its homecoming dance this Saturday. Lame ole me of course didn't pick up the signals that a girl was trying to ask me out until it was too late. So since I had no date, I didn't really want to go. So of course I just stay home all that night browsing ISH. I went to school and EVERYONE was talking about it. And all I hear was ALL the girls there are giving guy's lapdances, twerking and all that. I'm talking white girls, black girls, all colors. And I'm all like
FML


What's even better I imagined you looking depressed like J Cole in your avatar telling this story.

Don't sweat it dude, like others have said, learn from your mistakes, and the party probably sucked anyway.
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Old 10-15-2012, 09:48 PM   #8
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Lap dances? You mean grinding?
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Old 10-15-2012, 09:48 PM   #9
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You won't give a f*ck after a while trust me. High school matters while you're in it but once it's over you realize how insignificant it really is. I never went to a homecoming and I didn't go to prom (although that was because I got banned).

You too?
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Old 10-15-2012, 09:58 PM   #10
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I never went to a homecoming and I didn't go to prom (although that was because I got banned).

Do you know what is cooler than getting banned from prom?

Getting laid at prom.
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Old 10-15-2012, 10:02 PM   #11
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Yeah it was a last second thing. I thought it was going to be a win though because there was this nice light skin chick whose boyfriend was treating her like shit. Seemed like perfect timing but I guess it just wasn't meant to be

But what about the other year? I went my Junior and Senior year.
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Old 10-15-2012, 10:20 PM   #12
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You won't give a f*ck after a while trust me. High school matters while you're in it but once it's over you realize how insignificant it really is. I never went to a homecoming and I didn't go to prom (although that was because I got banned).
What did you do?
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Old 10-16-2012, 12:04 AM   #13
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This. It was a freakin high school dance with teachers chaperoning. They were probably arms length apart the whole time

Exactly, TV and Movies give teens unrealistic expectations. In real life teachers are more vigilant. Now what happens after the dance might be differnet, but I was never cool enough to find out
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Old 10-16-2012, 01:13 AM   #14
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I was posing with fake gang signs when we were taking senior pictures. They banned me from prom and cropped me out of the yearbook picture.
Wow you must be SUCH a legend.
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Old 10-16-2012, 05:14 AM   #15
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I never was a big fan of HS and still think it was just a tool to get me into college but prom was fun times. No matter how cool you think you are for school, I'd recommend going.
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