HOLY She asked for my number after like 1 min of convo, dis reallife??!

[Umad101]

I ordered chinese takeout tonight, 30 seconds in after i finished ordering the food, she confidently asked for my number...

LOL strong WTF, she was prolly all wet and thinking how this guy on the line is wayyy alpha, and how she's dripping wet for my number

brah's the trick is just to be yourself, and make sure to talk clearly over the phone on what you want, make your point clear.

she's prolly gonna text me tonight to hang out, you mad bros???

I think she wants the D!

[no pun intended]

This was on the phone?

[L.Kizzle]

FAIL.

I ordered Chinese food and not only did she ask for my phone number, but my address also ... WHAT!

[bmulls]

Originally Posted by Umad101

I ordered chinese takeout tonight, 30 seconds in after i finished ordering the food, she confidently asked for my number...

LOL strong WTF, she was prolly all wet and thinking how this guy on the line is wayyy alpha, and how she's dripping wet for my number

brah's the trick is just to be yourself, and make sure to talk clearly over the phone on what you want, make your point clear.

she's prolly gonna text me tonight to hang out, you mad bros???

I think she wants the D!

[jaydacris]

oh she does


dayummmmm!

[shlver]

Originally Posted by jaydacris

oh she does


dayummmmm!

Literally made me laugh out loud.

[d.bball.guy]

[Umad101]

Originally Posted by no pun intended

This was on the phone?

Ya bro,


I think the more you don't try the easier it is, It was so out of the blue, she just suddenly was like "Can I please get your number and name"... I was like "Our relationship is progressing a bit too fast" then proceeded to give number and name... Can sense the strong desperation in getting my info... inb4 she adds me on Facebook

[asdf1990]

she wants it in the butt bro, congrats

[Bucket_Nakedz]

so how was the food?

[d.bball.guy]

Originally Posted by Bucket_Nakedz

so how was the pu$sy?

Fixed

[PullupJay]

[ace23]

You haven't seen her though. Have you?

[plowking]

Maybe she only wanted your number for the order and won't call you again...




BUT SHIT, THEN AGAIN MAYBE SHE WIIIILLLLLLL.

[MavsSuperFan]

Originally Posted by plowking

man that guy looks like drake.