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Old 11-08-2012, 11:54 PM   #1
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Default HOLY She asked for my number after like 1 min of convo, dis reallife??!

I ordered chinese takeout tonight, 30 seconds in after i finished ordering the food, she confidently asked for my number...

LOL strong WTF, she was prolly all wet and thinking how this guy on the line is wayyy alpha, and how she's dripping wet for my number

brah's the trick is just to be yourself, and make sure to talk clearly over the phone on what you want, make your point clear.

she's prolly gonna text me tonight to hang out, you mad bros???

I think she wants the D!
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Old 11-08-2012, 11:56 PM   #2
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Default Re: HOLY She asked for my number after like 1 min of convo, dis reallife??!

This was on the phone?
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Old 11-08-2012, 11:56 PM   #3
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Default Re: HOLY She asked for my number after like 1 min of convo, dis reallife??!

FAIL.

I ordered Chinese food and not only did she ask for my phone number, but my address also ... WHAT!
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Old 11-08-2012, 11:57 PM   #4
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I ordered chinese takeout tonight, 30 seconds in after i finished ordering the food, she confidently asked for my number...

LOL strong WTF, she was prolly all wet and thinking how this guy on the line is wayyy alpha, and how she's dripping wet for my number

brah's the trick is just to be yourself, and make sure to talk clearly over the phone on what you want, make your point clear.

she's prolly gonna text me tonight to hang out, you mad bros???

I think she wants the D!

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Old 11-08-2012, 11:59 PM   #5
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Default Re: HOLY She asked for my number after like 1 min of convo, dis reallife??!

oh she does


dayummmmm!
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Old 11-09-2012, 12:01 AM   #6
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Old 11-09-2012, 12:10 AM   #7
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Old 11-09-2012, 12:11 AM   #8
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Ya bro,


I think the more you don't try the easier it is, It was so out of the blue, she just suddenly was like "Can I please get your number and name"... I was like "Our relationship is progressing a bit too fast" then proceeded to give number and name... Can sense the strong desperation in getting my info... inb4 she adds me on Facebook
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Old 11-09-2012, 12:22 AM   #9
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Default Re: HOLY She asked for my number after like 1 min of convo, dis reallife??!

she wants it in the butt bro, congrats
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Old 11-09-2012, 12:28 AM   #10
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Default Re: HOLY She asked for my number after like 1 min of convo, dis reallife??!

so how was the food?
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Old 11-09-2012, 12:31 AM   #11
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so how was the pu$sy?
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Old 11-09-2012, 12:35 AM   #12
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:04 AM   #13
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Default Re: HOLY She asked for my number after like 1 min of convo, dis reallife??!

You haven't seen her though. Have you?
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:37 AM   #14
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Default Re: HOLY She asked for my number after like 1 min of convo, dis reallife??!

Maybe she only wanted your number for the order and won't call you again...




BUT SHIT, THEN AGAIN MAYBE SHE WIIIILLLLLLL.


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