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Old 01-31-2007, 12:29 AM   #16
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Yea, I wouldn't do that to friends. Never. But this dude would smoke me out, but he would also give me sh!t about everything. He'd say personal **** about my family, my friend's family, my girl... So instead of fighting him, I'd steal his weed.
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Old 01-31-2007, 12:35 AM   #17
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that long terrorist story is eeerily similar to one of mine. I get dropped off at a new Highschool to register(long story), and I was going into Grade 10, so Im in da office, and the secretaries are sayin how plane hit a building and how it was some sort of accident, but it was believed it coulda been terrorist. So I leave the office and bump into two of my boys from elementary in the hallway, they went to this school, and I went to another for my 1st year. So that was a big enough coincidence already, so they decide to skip class and head to his crib. We blaze a blunt of course at his crib cuz parents arent home.... turn on the TV and witness Terror. This was in da morning, right at da time of the attacks.

My boy was arab... so he was high as *** preaching the attacks... was kinda funny.
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Old 01-31-2007, 11:17 AM   #18
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Okay, here's a thread of all the funny and/or dumb sh!t we've all done while stoned

- I was smoking bud with this chick... When I'm high and I'm around girls, I get really touchy feely and won't hesitate touching down there, the ass, the boobies, etc. I was rubbing one of her nipples still with her shirt on. It was funny because one of the nipples were hard and the other one wasn't. She didn't mind so that was pretty cool. If I didn't get drunk and pass out, I would have gotten laid

- I lit a ciggarette backwards and no one told me untill I smoked half way past the filter. That was the worst cigarette of my life

- I was trying to light a roach when it was in my mouth. I burnt my lips with my lighter.

- I was stoned at work(I'm a busser at a resturant). I grabbed at someone's iced-tea to fill it up, it was still 1/3 empty, I had a bad grip on it and dropped it on the biggest guy on the table and almost got my ass kicked.

- Another work moment: I filled up someone's iced-tea, but instead of leaving the cup on their table, I left the pitcher there and didn't realise it untill I walked in the swinging door.

- I was smoking a roach and lodged that sh!t in my throught while lit. That sucked. I had a sore throught from hell for a good 4 days.

Gotdamn, this is **** a burnout does. Alot of us have funny stories but these are just sad.

You're on your way to meth addiction kid.
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Old 01-31-2007, 12:03 PM   #19
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Gotdamn, this is **** a burnout does. Alot of us have funny stories but these are just sad.
As I said, the kid's a real winner.
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Old 01-31-2007, 02:19 PM   #20
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Gotdamn, this is **** a burnout does. Alot of us have funny stories but these are just sad.

You're on your way to meth addiction kid.

Like I said. Few of those occasions I was drunk as well.

And no. I will never touch any of that meth, coke, etc. Not for me.

Some of the sh!t I did was justafiable

Smoking the ciggaratte backwards. One of my friends is superstitious and likes to put one Cig upside down and smoke it last for good luck. I happened to grab the upside down ciggarette, and also it was dark. Couldn't see sh!t.

I just get really touchy feely around girls when I'm stoned

The other sh!t like burning my lip trying to light a roach, lodging the roach in their mouth is very common when people are stoned.

And my work incidences could have easily happened if I wasn't stoned. I spilled water on someone by accident while not stoned.
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Old 01-31-2007, 02:30 PM   #21
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One day I went over to my homeboys' house for lunch on my break from work.A couple of other homies were there hitting some Acapulco Gold in a gravity bong in the backyard.
I took 2 monster hits and cleared the bong both times.I chilled for about 10 minutes more and then decided to bounce.
Told them fools later and got in my ride,put some jams on,lit my square,put on my seatbelt,etc.

Well my homeboy comes out about an hour later and says "Damn,you back?"

I never left.

I was too stoned.

Sure enough got fired.
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Old 01-31-2007, 02:43 PM   #22
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And my work incidences could have easily happened if I wasn't stoned. I spilled water on someone by accident while not stoned.
It's the concept of going to work stoned that's truly pathetic.

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never left.

I was too stoned.

Sure enough got fired
Again, pathetic.

You to clowns need to grow up before the real world knocks out a few of your chiclets. Reading through this isn't "great stoner moments," it's like reading stories from a bunch of losers or adolescents - or both.

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Old 01-31-2007, 04:24 PM   #23
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Old 01-31-2007, 06:03 PM   #24
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It's the concept of going to work stoned that's truly pathetic.


Again, pathetic.

You to clowns need to grow up before the real world knocks out a few of your chiclets. Reading through this isn't "great stoner moments," it's like reading stories from a bunch of losers or adolescents - or both.

If you don't like it then what are you doing here. Some of us like to laugh at our mistakes instead of dwelling on them. It's a lot more healthy. The fact that we like to light up joints and bowls does not make us less of humans than you are. Legalizing weed would make this country a lot better.At work, I deal with a lot of annoying people with sticks up their asses, much like you. Being high makes it easier to deal with them. Is spilled drinks on someone on one occasion and left the pitcher on the table instead of the cup... Wow, Big deal. The people I spilt their drink on were cool about it, I said I was sorry, then I walked in the kitchen and started laughing. No harm done. Leaving the pitcher instead of the cup. Typical brain fart. The guests thought it was funny and so did myself and the server that I was working with. It was comical. Like I said, if you think you are better than us, what are you doing here posting.
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Old 01-31-2007, 06:25 PM   #25
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everything's all fun and games until some stoned retard kills someone in a head-on collision or something.
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Old 01-31-2007, 06:53 PM   #26
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If you don't like it then what are you doing here.
I have an opinion, and am free to express it.

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Some of us like to laugh at our mistakes instead of dwelling on them. It's a lot more healthy. The fact that we like to light up joints and bowls does not make us less of humans than you are.
I agree. I drink a lot. Just don't smoke weed. Different strokes for different folks. That being said, when something like that starts to affect responsibilities and obligations you have, that's loser behavior.

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At work, I deal with a lot of annoying people with sticks up their asses, much like you. Being high makes it easier to deal with them.
Wow. You realize this is a textbook example of an addiction, right? This is what alcoholics say. This is what cocaine addicts say.

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Is spilled drinks on someone on one occasion and left the pitcher on the table instead of the cup... Wow, Big deal. The people I spilt their drink on were cool about it, I said I was sorry, then I walked in the kitchen and started laughing. No harm done. Leaving the pitcher instead of the cup. Typical brain fart. The guests thought it was funny and so did myself and the server that I was working with. It was comical.
If you could read, you'd notice I said it's the concept of going to work high. That's bad news. Regular people don't do that. Irresponsible, immature people or people with addictions do.

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Like I said, if you think you are better than us, what are you doing here posting.
Better than you? I don't think so. I'm just expressing how unhealthy and sad I feel it is that you do these things when you're high. It's not typical behavior, as much as you want to convince yourself that it is. These things don't happen to normal people. Now, if you're high school age, it's a different story, because you can make all sorts of mistakes and not pay for them when you're that age. If you're into your twenties, though... well... I'd be worried about myself.
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Old 01-31-2007, 07:12 PM   #27
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Pfff moralizers...

One time I was rly, rly messed up from my first spacecake. I walked rounds in a garden for at least an hour, I was obsessing over the tiles (what?!) & when I grabbed my hair it felt like mousse, similar to the one I use to shave or smth. The worst thing is that the other stoners aren't going to do sh!t to stop you .

Anyway it seems like my body strongly overreacts to weed, as I found out on a few other occasions, so I gave up on the ganja. Don't really miss it since most of my friends cut down on it or even quit.
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Old 01-31-2007, 08:09 PM   #28
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i love watching piss heads walking through the drive though, then stop halfway for a sit in the road and then a little nap
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Old 01-31-2007, 09:21 PM   #29
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everything's all fun and games until some stoned retard kills someone in a head-on collision or something.

Being high doesn't effect your driving unless you are a retard.
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Old 01-31-2007, 09:51 PM   #30
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Hmm... 9/11/2001. The day I made the decision to get off the crack. Man, you guys got me all nostalgic and sh*t. I literally had to quit my job and stop slingin' weed so I couldn't afford that sh*t(you wouldn't believe how expensive coke is where I live)... anyway, It's amazing how catastrophic events (like 9/11) can put your life into perspective... I been off the junk ever since.
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