Never been in the hospital in a coma or nothin, but have had a gun pointed at me a few times, almost got shanked by someone tryin to rob me (and I knew the f*cker) Saw a guy get blown away at a club when I was in college..and got caught in a mini shoot out at the greek once. Bullets was whizzing everywhere... none hit me, not even a scratch, divine intervention.
man, sorta like in Pulp Fiction, huh? where the heck do u live?
twice, once when i was about 15 the school made us do some stupid kayacking thing (ateast i think it was, just one person and you have ur legs inside the vessel) and i capsized, i knew it was gonna happen, started drowning but turned over shouting for help then got sucked back under again and again till i eventually got help
the other time i choked on some roast beef and had to rip it out of the back of my throat with my hands, you dont realise how much of ur hands you can get in your mouth untill your choking
i have had other near death experiences but here is a funny one. i was in 6th grade and i was eating beef jerky in class which was against the rules (the teacher was talking). i choked on a large piece and went over to the trash can and started gagging and i reached in my mouth pulled out the piece of beef jerky after 30 seconds or so. so i look up and everyone is staring at me and i dont understand why the **** the teacher didnt run over to help me. so im standing in front of the class and the teacher writes up a detention slip and i had to skip that days recess.