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Old 11-25-2012, 07:48 PM   #16
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u can drink soda. as long as its 30 minutes before a meal, or 2 hours after a meal. good luck
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Old 11-25-2012, 07:58 PM   #17
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I continued to shit randomly as I showered.

i pretty much lost it at this point

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Old 11-25-2012, 09:09 PM   #18
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Old 11-25-2012, 11:19 PM   #19
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Read as: Because I just pooped my pants. It taste like soda.

The obvious thing to do is drink more soda and see if your symptoms worsen. I recommend off-brand diet orange soda. Perhaps drink 1 liters worth and make sure it's room temperature.
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Old 11-25-2012, 11:57 PM   #20
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Happened to me about 5 summers ago. Clear, liquid just poured out of my ass at random times. Smelled like shit. Not sure what caused it.
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Old 11-26-2012, 12:00 AM   #21
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Soda makes your shit solid
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Old 11-26-2012, 12:04 AM   #22
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u can drink soda. as long as its 30 minutes before a meal, or 2 hours after a meal. good luck
Is it a boy or a girl?
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Old 11-26-2012, 12:29 AM   #23
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great, now you can be a douche at parties and be high and mighty about not drinking soda and act like soda drinkers never drink water. congratulations
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Old 11-26-2012, 12:33 AM   #24
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great, now you can be a douche at parties and be high and mighty about not drinking soda and act like soda drinkers never drink water. congratulations

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Old 11-26-2012, 12:45 AM   #25
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Soda causing diarrhea? News to me. Usually when I drank milk my shit was more liquid, while it was the opposite for coke.
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Old 11-26-2012, 12:55 AM   #26
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i have the same problem, but soda just tastes too damn good, i cant kick the habit

instead i got these


never been happier. can drink all the soda my body desires
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Old 11-26-2012, 01:04 AM   #27
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Happened to me about 5 summers ago. Clear, liquid just poured out of my ass at random times. Smelled like shit. Not sure what caused it.
The fck was is supposed to smell like, windex?
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Old 11-26-2012, 01:08 AM   #28
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Old 11-26-2012, 01:52 AM   #29
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Randomly shitting while taking a shower?
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Old 11-26-2012, 02:50 AM   #30
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Soda causing diarrhea? News to me. Usually when I drank milk my shit was more liquid, while it was the opposite for coke.

It is probably the caffeine. Caffeinated soda dehydrates you. It gives me the runs too.

Speaking of, my day was similar to the OP's. I got really sick and was squirting and puking at the same time for hours. It was pretty uncontrollable. Because I recently had a kidney transplant, my transplant team had me go to the ER. I thought I was going to shit myself on the drive over. Was there for about 5 hours before being discharged. Kidney is OK thankfully, but I still don't feel great.
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