Would you rather be a pornstar or an accountant?

[TinselTime12]

Would you rather make 30k a year as a male performer and you get to have as much sex as you want with any pornstar you want

or


Would you rather make 75k a year as an accountant but you can only have sex once every two months with your 6/10 wife? You can't cheat/*********e/fleshlight/etc.

[BuffaloBill]

Are you an accountant? Is your life really so bad that you're considering becoming a pornstar? Why don't you be a man and tell your wife to give you your fleshlight back.

[Just2McFly]

I think many men here truly underestimate how much life has to offer. These sex or money scenarios are simply crazy sometimes.

[The Macho Man]

Originally Posted by Just2McFly

I think many men here truly underestimate how much life has to offer. These sex or money scenarios are simply crazy sometimes.

Very true. Money is way better than sex. I never have sex and I'm happy.

[BuffaloBill]

And why would masturbation be off limits? Give me one good reason.

[Just2McFly]

Originally Posted by BuffaloBill

And why would masturbation be off limits? Give me one good reason.

The paper cuts from earning 45k more of course!

[Killbot]

Originally Posted by TinselTime12

Would you rather make 30k a year as a male performer and you get to have as much sex as you want with any pornstar you want

or


Would you rather make 75k a year as an accountant but you can only have sex once every two months with your 6/10 wife? You can't cheat/*********e/fleshlight/etc.

75k accountant.

[ace23]

Originally Posted by The Macho Man

Very true. Money is way better than sex. I never have sex and I'm happy.

You don't have money either.

[red1]

working in porn is not what you think it is. yeah you bang fit bitches for money but even a pornstar will tell you that a certain point it just becomes work

[-p.tiddy-]

Pornstar and it isn't even close, what good is money of you only get to nut 6 times a year?

The accountant would have to make something in the 7 figure range in order for me to give up sex like that...maybe even 8 figures

Have you ever gone 2 months without nutting???...I can only imagine the stress that creates, its not natural.

[The Macho Man]

Originally Posted by ace23

You don't have money either.

What makes you think that?

[ihoopallday]

Originally Posted by -p.tiddy-

Pornstar and it isn't even close, what good is money of you only get to nut 6 times a year?

The accountant would have to make something in the 7 figure range in order for me to give up sex like that...maybe even 8 figures

Have you ever gone 2 months without nutting???...I can only imagine the stress that creates, its not natural.

Imagine how quick you'd nut if you went that long and finally got some

[IcanzIIravor]

Accountant. Average male porn star lasts how long in the industry? Few months to a few years? Accountant all the way. If it gets bad I'll take the wife to Aruba or Thailand and sell her to slavers. Mourn being a widower then get back into the dating scene. I'd hang out with former and now broke porn star PT and listen to him wax about the good ol days while he waits for his welfare check.

[miller-time]

Originally Posted by -p.tiddy-

Have you ever gone 2 months without nutting???...I can only imagine the stress that creates, its not natural.

i'd guess it probably gets easier after awhile. you'd probably freak out the first two weeks to a month, but after that you would calm down. your body can't cope being super horny all the time, things would return to equilibrium.

[MetsPackers]

Regular pornstar v. regular accountant is no contest

Its not like if you become an accountant any of those limits would actually apply. You'd ultimately make a lot more money than that and the bytches situation just depends on who you are. You have money tho

And how many girls are gona want to actually fall in love with you and have a family when you're a pornstar. Finding a girl who's not crazy/won't divorce you and ruin your finances forever/be a terrible wife would be a lot harder than you'd think if you were a pornstar