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Old 11-28-2012, 01:26 AM   #1
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Default Would you rather be a pornstar or an accountant?

Would you rather make 30k a year as a male performer and you get to have as much sex as you want with any pornstar you want

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Would you rather make 75k a year as an accountant but you can only have sex once every two months with your 6/10 wife? You can't cheat/*********e/fleshlight/etc.
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Old 11-28-2012, 01:33 AM   #2
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Default Re: Would you rather be a pornstar or an accountant?

I think many men here truly underestimate how much life has to offer. These sex or money scenarios are simply crazy sometimes.
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Old 11-28-2012, 01:40 AM   #3
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And why would masturbation be off limits? Give me one good reason.
The paper cuts from earning 45k more of course!
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:16 AM   #4
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Very true. Money is way better than sex. I never have sex and I'm happy.
You don't have money either.
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:22 AM   #5
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working in porn is not what you think it is. yeah you bang fit bitches for money but even a pornstar will tell you that a certain point it just becomes work
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:23 AM   #6
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Default Re: Would you rather be a pornstar or an accountant?

Pornstar and it isn't even close, what good is money of you only get to nut 6 times a year?

The accountant would have to make something in the 7 figure range in order for me to give up sex like that...maybe even 8 figures

Have you ever gone 2 months without nutting???...I can only imagine the stress that creates, its not natural.
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:31 AM   #7
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Pornstar and it isn't even close, what good is money of you only get to nut 6 times a year?

The accountant would have to make something in the 7 figure range in order for me to give up sex like that...maybe even 8 figures

Have you ever gone 2 months without nutting???...I can only imagine the stress that creates, its not natural.

Imagine how quick you'd nut if you went that long and finally got some
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:54 AM   #8
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Accountant. Average male porn star lasts how long in the industry? Few months to a few years? Accountant all the way. If it gets bad I'll take the wife to Aruba or Thailand and sell her to slavers. Mourn being a widower then get back into the dating scene. I'd hang out with former and now broke porn star PT and listen to him wax about the good ol days while he waits for his welfare check.
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:55 AM   #9
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Have you ever gone 2 months without nutting???...I can only imagine the stress that creates, its not natural.

i'd guess it probably gets easier after awhile. you'd probably freak out the first two weeks to a month, but after that you would calm down. your body can't cope being super horny all the time, things would return to equilibrium.
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Old 11-28-2012, 03:12 AM   #10
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Default Re: Would you rather be a pornstar or an accountant?

Regular pornstar v. regular accountant is no contest

Its not like if you become an accountant any of those limits would actually apply. You'd ultimately make a lot more money than that and the bytches situation just depends on who you are. You have money tho

And how many girls are gona want to actually fall in love with you and have a family when you're a pornstar. Finding a girl who's not crazy/won't divorce you and ruin your finances forever/be a terrible wife would be a lot harder than you'd think if you were a pornstar
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Old 11-28-2012, 09:37 AM   #11
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Easy choice for me, I'd pick being an accountant since its what I'm taking in school anyways.
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Old 11-28-2012, 11:13 AM   #12
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Default Re: Would you rather be a pornstar or an accountant?

Lulz, what a bizzare question.

I can imagine that there must be some strict guidelines on becoming a pornstar(9inch c^ck, good stamina, etc) and not your average joe with a 6inch pecker can be a pornstar lol.. So I think that being a pornstar is unrealistic for 85% of the male population
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