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Old 12-03-2012, 12:38 PM   #16
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Default Re: Girl im trying to slide up on got mad at me because i saif "adult things"... help

Text her that your lips can't wait to taste her skin.

Then send a diick pic.


You gotta be all romantic and then suddenly firm like that. Lets her know you are sensitive but at the same time about da business.
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Old 12-03-2012, 12:40 PM   #17
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Haha y'all negroes funny
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:00 PM   #18
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Default Re: Girl im trying to slide up on got mad at me because i saif "adult things"... help

you say you are both adults but you "slide up" like a tween

texting? what happened to conversations over the phone
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:12 PM   #19
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Default Re: Girl im trying to slide up on got mad at me because i saif "adult things"... help

Met this girl once, she thought I was cute, didn't do anything about it. Texted her a few months later at like 3am, asked if she wanted to hang out. She said yeah and asked what I wanted to do. I responded "LOL scrabble?"

Bitch thought I actually wanted to play scrabble
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:44 PM   #20
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Default Re: Girl im trying to slide up on got mad at me because i saif "adult things"... help

It's over man

Now that you've sent her three text messages in a row she has the sense that you're clingy on top of sleazy. Best thing you could do now is try to see her face to face, so long as she doesn't suspect you set it up

Okay nvm

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Old 12-03-2012, 02:48 PM   #21
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take pictures of his junk? what are u guys, 15 year olds?










It's all about sending pics of his a-hole now, that will get the job done
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:57 PM   #22
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you blew it
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:09 PM   #23
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Dont talk to her for a week and a half, then hit her up with some fun stuff to do and act like nothing happened.
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Old 12-03-2012, 07:19 PM   #24
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Wait a day, then send her a text about how your sorry about your last text and you were just trying to be a douche/funny but would like to take her out on a date because you like her alot. girls like honesty.
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Old 12-03-2012, 07:32 PM   #25
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Wait a day, then send her a text about how your sorry about your last text and you were just trying to be a douche/funny but would like to take her out on a date because you like her alot. girls like honesty.

Yes, then if she agrees say, "k...I'll CALL you later with the details."
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Old 12-03-2012, 07:46 PM   #26
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Default Re: Girl im trying to slide up on got mad at me because i saif "adult things"... help

There is something very ffishy about her. Methinks its a combination
a) Complete deceptive little slvt who got railed by the football team a few years back OR constantly constantly thinks about sex and hence advertises the opposite of wats true
b) actually likes you and is desperately trying to gain hand over you by forcing you into an apologetic role from the get go
or

c) her first impression of you was of someone non-sexual, non-dangerous, easily tamed.. and then all of a sudden you made a quick transition to some rated r talk and that struck her off as being contrived.

Either way cut loose on this fenced farmland and consider planting your seed in more fertile pastures
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Old 12-03-2012, 09:24 PM   #27
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Default Re: Girl im trying to slide up on got mad at me because i saif "adult things"... help

Maybe just in my experience but women who go out of their way to remind you every chance they can about how they're not "like that" and "respect themselves" will probably sleep with you at the drop of a dime.

They say that shit almost to convince themselves that you're gonna be different because they've got a goddamn cemetery's worth of bones in their sexual closet, pun fully intended.
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Old 12-06-2012, 08:36 AM   #28
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Default Re: Girl im trying to slide up on got mad at me because i saif "adult things"... help

Been texting her the last two days saying sweet shyt like IM thinking about her hope she has a good day and texting her goodnight lol

I got this
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Old 12-06-2012, 09:07 AM   #29
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Write

I wanna give you one last option
I wanna give you one last chance
If-if you're looking for the main attraction
Just hold on tight and let me do my dance
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Old 12-06-2012, 09:16 AM   #30
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Been texting her the last two days saying sweet shyt like IM thinking about her hope she has a good day and texting her goodnight lol

I got this
Sweet shit, you just tryin to fck or you tryin to get a girlfriend?
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