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Old 12-07-2012, 08:46 PM   #1
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Default Eating ass?

I was laying in bed last night and she was fresh outta the shower, so I thought to myself....

*enters the magnificent mind of OP*

"Wonder if she wants me to eat her ass?"

"Wonder if I will be able to do it.."

*back to real life*

She's laying on her stomach, so I start kissing her back on the way down and she springs up in shock when I'm one kiss away from the destination... she wouldn't let me for some reason.



Anyone ever eaten ass before?

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Old 12-07-2012, 09:12 PM   #2
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I'm a pretty accepting guy, I can get along with pretty much anyone. But a man who eats ass is no friend of mine. I cannot respect that.
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:16 PM   #3
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I'm a pretty accepting guy, I can get along with pretty much anyone. But a man who eats ass is no friend of mine. I cannot respect that.
You'll get along with me just fine. Don't worry, I haven't done it yet though.
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:20 PM   #4
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Is this a true story? Why are you obsessed with eating ass mang?
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:21 PM   #5
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I'mma eat er whole ass


Dat form

*taking notes*

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Old 12-07-2012, 09:22 PM   #6
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Is this a true story? Why are you obsessed with eating ass mang?
I'm TOO real to tell lies, if I engage in deceit, I'll probably queef and die
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:27 PM   #7
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Et tu, Macho?
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:37 PM   #8
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I'm TOO real to tell lies, if I engage in deceit, I'll probably queef and die


I'm not judging, I'm just curious as to why "I wonder if she wants me to eat her ass" was the first thing that popped in your mind.
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:43 PM   #9
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I'm not judging, I'm just curious as to why "I wonder if she wants me to eat her ass" was the first thing that popped in your mind.
I always want to try new shit.
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:45 PM   #10
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Literally?
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:46 PM   #11
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Expected
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:57 PM   #12
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I still havent eaten a girls asshole either I want to but no girl lets me.I understand though i wouldnt want anything near my asshole either.
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:00 PM   #13
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I still havent eaten a girls asshole either I want to but no girl lets me.I understand though i wouldnt want anything near my asshole either.


One day, our faces shall be buried in-between the cheeks/isley brothers
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:09 PM   #14
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So OP would you let a girl eat your asshole?
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:10 PM   #15
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So OP would you let a girl eat your asshole?
At the moment, no.
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