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#1
Local High School Star
Join Date: Mar 2012
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Eating ass?
I was laying in bed last night and she was fresh outta the shower, so I thought to myself....
*enters the magnificent mind of OP*
"Wonder if she wants me to eat her ass?"
"Wonder if I will be able to do it.."
*back to real life*
She's laying on her stomach, so I start kissing her back on the way down and she springs up in shock when I'm one kiss away from the destination... she wouldn't let me for some reason.
Anyone ever eaten ass before?
Somewhat related stand up material:
http://youtu.be/IrJcaWLNcA0
#2
CONGRATS MAN!
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Location: BMO Field
Posts: 10,859
Re: Eating ass?
Don't know about ass meat, but horse meat, which is similar, looks tasty, doesn't it?
lel
#3
Lord High Executioner
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: The Killing Fields
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Re: Eating ass?
I'm a pretty accepting guy, I can get along with pretty much anyone. But a man who eats ass is no friend of mine. I cannot respect that.
#4
Local High School Star
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Re: Eating ass?
Quote:
Originally Posted by DonDadda59
I'm a pretty accepting guy, I can get along with pretty much anyone. But a man who eats ass is no friend of mine. I cannot respect that.
You'll get along with me just fine. Don't worry, I haven't done it yet though.
#5
NBA sixth man of the year
Join Date: Apr 2011
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Re: Eating ass?
Quote:
Originally Posted by DonDadda59
I'm a pretty accepting guy, I can get along with pretty much anyone. But a man who eats ass is no friend of mine. I cannot respect that.
#6
Ariana Army General
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Re: Eating ass?
I'mma eat er whole ass
#7
Serious playground baller
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: o.o
Posts: 365
Re: Eating ass?
Is this a true story? Why are you obsessed with eating ass mang?
#8
Local High School Star
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Re: Eating ass?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. I'm So Rad
I'mma eat er whole ass
Dat form
*taking notes*
Last edited by Just2McFly : 12-07-2012 at 09:26 PM .
#9
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Re: Eating ass?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chief Keef
Is this a true story? Why are you obsessed with eating ass mang?
I'm TOO real to tell lies, if I engage in deceit, I'll probably queef and die
#10
Lord High Executioner
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Re: Eating ass?
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Macho Man
Et tu, Macho?
#11
Serious playground baller
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Re: Eating ass?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Just2McFly
I'm TOO real to tell lies, if I engage in deceit, I'll probably queef and die
I'm not judging, I'm just curious as to why "I wonder if she wants me to eat her ass" was the first thing that popped in your mind.
#12
the mind is so complex
Join Date: Jan 2009
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Re: Eating ass?
never knew phoenix was a slutty boy, i'm so proud. 8-)
#13
Local High School Star
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Re: Eating ass?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chief Keef
I'm not judging, I'm just curious as to why "I wonder if she wants me to eat her ass" was the first thing that popped in your mind.
I always want to try new shit.
#14
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Re: Eating ass?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Just2McFly
I always want to try new shit.
Literally?
#15
Local High School Star
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Re: Eating ass?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Killbot
Literally?
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