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Old 05-20-2014, 05:52 AM   #1
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Default I am considered a handsome man....

It is cool and all but I feel women look at me like a piece of meat. I like it because I can have an influence on them but the blank stares they give me is a turn off.

For example, this is just tonight, "You have a nice smile."...."you have a nice @ss."...girl proceeds to slap my @ss. I wasn't feeling it at at all.

So, I saw this woman by herself and proceed to tell her how drinking helps calm the nerves. The best thing in life is to eat and I told her this. She asked me "What is for breakfast?"...I repled, "You. But I don't know you."

I don't even fill like F'ing women anymore. Help me out here.
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Old 05-20-2014, 05:52 AM   #2
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Old 05-20-2014, 05:53 AM   #3
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You are so fvcking beta it is unbelievable.
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Old 05-20-2014, 05:54 AM   #4
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I am drunk tonight but you get the point. I am one of those suckers that women want to sleep with.
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Old 05-20-2014, 06:00 AM   #5
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I am drunk tonight but you get the point. I am one of those suckers that women want to sleep with.

You really are drunk.

I think what you meant to say was you are one of those suckers who women drink to forget sleeping with. Or that you are one of those suckers that sleep with drunk women.
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Old 05-20-2014, 06:05 AM   #6
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Default Re: I am considered a handsome man....

When it comes down to it, I am pretty much "the" man on ISH.
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Old 05-20-2014, 06:11 AM   #7
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When it comes down to it, I am pretty much "the" man on ISH.

Hey, I guess most need a place for escapism.
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Old 05-20-2014, 06:27 AM   #8
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Hey, I guess most need a place for escapism.

Yea, it is sad.

Besides copping out my email I cop this place out too.
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Old 05-20-2014, 06:34 AM   #9
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Where is the picture handsome man....
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Old 05-20-2014, 07:04 AM   #10
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Old 05-20-2014, 07:21 AM   #11
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Wheres your picture? Im a handsome man aswell and i would like to challenge you to a handsome man off.
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Old 05-20-2014, 08:15 AM   #12
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OP the type of guy who ask a friend to open a jar for him
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Old 05-20-2014, 08:16 AM   #13
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Op go home youre drunk. Youre speaking about nonsense again.
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Old 05-20-2014, 08:21 AM   #14
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OP the type of guy who ask a friend to open a jar for him

OP the type of niggv who pulls his pants all the way down when he takes a piss
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OP the type of guy who rides a horse with both legs on one side
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