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Old 12-20-2012, 07:32 PM   #91
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Default Re: Would you suck a ***** for $10,000,000?

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Also, the question in the OP is way too fvcking ridiculous and easy to answer. Five seconds? Seriously? A better question would be "would you suck a new dlck to completion and swallow every single day first thing in the morning for the rest of your life for $10,000,000?" That one is tougher to answer, because even if you buy a nice house and travel all over the world, no matter where you go or what you do, there's still a pecker waiting for you the next morning that you need to suck. And since it's in the morning, that pretty much ruins the rest of your day, until you get used to it and sucking dlck just become a regular part of your daily routine, and becomes as much a part of who you as your hobbies and your career. In fact, this makes sucking dlck your career by default, so that if anyone ever asked you how you got rich, you'd have to reply "I suck dlck every morning." And because it's a different one every day, you're not going to know how long it's going to take, or what kind of personal hygiene the person has. It could take minutes, or an hour. It could smell like nothing, or it could smell like a dumpster. You don't know until it's in your mouth and you're gagging on it.

Would you do that?

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Old 12-20-2012, 07:41 PM   #92
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Default Re: Would you suck a ***** for $10,000,000?

I don't think I could do the suck a dick every morning thing, it would start to wear on me mentally and physically.

But as for the lowest amount of money I'd suck one off, I'd be willing to give it a go for 3 grand. It's just a dick.
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Old 12-20-2012, 07:47 PM   #93
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I don't think I could do the suck a dick every morning thing, it would start to wear on me mentally and physically.

But as for the lowest amount of money I'd suck one off, I'd be willing to give it a go for 3 grand. It's just a dick.

its also just 3 grand...

unless that 3 grand can be life changing i dont understand how a straight man would do it
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:12 PM   #94
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its also just 3 grand...

unless that 3 grand can be life changing i dont understand how a straight man would do it

It just doesn't seem like a big deal to me. Yea it would be gross, but 3 grand is a lot of money. I guess I sound like I'd be willing to be a gay hooker or something. Maybe it's time to get some rest.
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:16 PM   #95
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I don't think I could do the suck a dick every morning thing, it would start to wear on me mentally and physically.

But as for the lowest amount of money I'd suck one off, I'd be willing to give it a go for 3 grand. It's just a dick.

On one hand, it's just a fvcking dlck, and what's a dlck in the grand scheme of things?

On the other, for someone who isn't gay and would feel gross about this for the rest of my life, $3,000 seems like too small an amount to give up my dignity.
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:23 PM   #96
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Default Re: Would you suck a ***** for $10,000,000?

I can't even tell whether you people are joking or not.
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:25 PM   #97
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bunch of c*ck suckers
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:29 PM   #98
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I can't even tell whether you people are joking or not.
What's to joke about? It's just a dick and for only 5 seconds.

It's not like some guy is gonna open up your a$$hole for the first time.

Suck dick ... get money
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:37 PM   #99
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Lol at all the broke proud nighas in this thread.
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:38 PM   #100
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What's to joke about? It's just a dick and for only 5 seconds.

It's not like some guy is gonna open up your a$$hole for the first time.

Suck dick ... get money

Rich, Gay, and Going Hell vs Normal Life
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:59 PM   #101
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Way too many penis smokers in here. Before you know it, you all will be sucking other men's assholes and gobbling nuts (literally), in both solid (testicles in mouf) and liquid form.

You guys are a bunch of sick mudda fuckas. Speaking of which, how much money would it take for you **** suckers to venture over into bangin' your own mother's brains out? I will admit money will make you do some crazy shit, but shouldn't we be drawing a line in the sand somewhere?

Before you know it, you'll be grandma ****in' - grandpa ****in'! - hell, if someone paid you enough you'd seriously consider digging up your own great grandfather's coffin and doing the McNasty if the price was right.
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Old 12-20-2012, 10:17 PM   #102
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Way too many penis smokers in here. Before you know it, you all will be sucking other men's assholes and gobbling nuts (literally), in both solid (testicles in mouf) and liquid form.

You guys are a bunch of sick mudda fuckas. Speaking of which, how much money would it take for you **** suckers to venture over into bangin' your own mother's brains out? I will admit money will make you do some crazy shit, but shouldn't we be drawing a line in the sand somewhere?

Before you know it, you'll be grandma ****in' - grandpa ****in'! - hell, if someone paid you enough you'd seriously consider digging up your own great grandfather's coffin and doing the McNasty if the price was right.



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10 mil? I'd **** my mom and my grandma, my aunt too. We can have a nice little fourgy. I'll light some candles and play some smooth jazz.


You think I was joking?
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Old 12-20-2012, 10:18 PM   #103
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You serious?
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Old 12-20-2012, 10:46 PM   #104
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Also, the question in the OP is way too fvcking ridiculous and easy to answer. Five seconds? Seriously? A better question would be "would you suck a new dlck to completion and swallow every single day first thing in the morning for the rest of your life for $10,000,000?" That one is tougher to answer, because even if you buy a nice house and travel all over the world, no matter where you go or what you do, there's still a pecker waiting for you the next morning that you need to suck. And since it's in the morning, that pretty much ruins the rest of your day, until you get used to it and sucking dlck just become a regular part of your daily routine, and becomes as much a part of who you as your hobbies and your career. In fact, this makes sucking dlck your career by default, so that if anyone ever asked you how you got rich, you'd have to reply "I suck dlck every morning." And because it's a different one every day, you're not going to know how long it's going to take, or what kind of personal hygiene the person has. It could take minutes, or an hour. It could smell like nothing, or it could smell like a dumpster. You don't know until it's in your mouth and you're gagging on it.

Would you do that?
Ewww no.
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Old 12-21-2012, 01:23 PM   #105
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Nope, don't see why when I am going to make that anyways.
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