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Old 12-20-2012, 10:38 PM   #106
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Default Re: Would you suck a ***** for $10,000,000?

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What's to joke about? It's just a dick and for only 5 seconds.

It's not like some guy is gonna open up your a$$hole for the first time.

Suck dick ... get money

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Old 12-20-2012, 10:59 PM   #107
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Way too many penis smokers in here. Before you know it, you all will be sucking other men's assholes and gobbling nuts (literally), in both solid (testicles in mouf) and liquid form.

You guys are a bunch of sick mudda fuckas. Speaking of which, how much money would it take for you **** suckers to venture over into bangin' your own mother's brains out? I will admit money will make you do some crazy shit, but shouldn't we be drawing a line in the sand somewhere?

Before you know it, you'll be grandma ****in' - grandpa ****in'! - hell, if someone paid you enough you'd seriously consider digging up your own great grandfather's coffin and doing the McNasty if the price was right.
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Old 12-20-2012, 11:17 PM   #108
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Way too many penis smokers in here. Before you know it, you all will be sucking other men's assholes and gobbling nuts (literally), in both solid (testicles in mouf) and liquid form.

You guys are a bunch of sick mudda fuckas. Speaking of which, how much money would it take for you **** suckers to venture over into bangin' your own mother's brains out? I will admit money will make you do some crazy shit, but shouldn't we be drawing a line in the sand somewhere?

Before you know it, you'll be grandma ****in' - grandpa ****in'! - hell, if someone paid you enough you'd seriously consider digging up your own great grandfather's coffin and doing the McNasty if the price was right.



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10 mil? I'd **** my mom and my grandma, my aunt too. We can have a nice little fourgy. I'll light some candles and play some smooth jazz.


You think I was joking?
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Old 12-20-2012, 11:18 PM   #109
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You serious?
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Old 12-20-2012, 11:46 PM   #110
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Default Re: Would you suck a ***** for $10,000,000?

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Also, the question in the OP is way too fvcking ridiculous and easy to answer. Five seconds? Seriously? A better question would be "would you suck a new dlck to completion and swallow every single day first thing in the morning for the rest of your life for $10,000,000?" That one is tougher to answer, because even if you buy a nice house and travel all over the world, no matter where you go or what you do, there's still a pecker waiting for you the next morning that you need to suck. And since it's in the morning, that pretty much ruins the rest of your day, until you get used to it and sucking dlck just become a regular part of your daily routine, and becomes as much a part of who you as your hobbies and your career. In fact, this makes sucking dlck your career by default, so that if anyone ever asked you how you got rich, you'd have to reply "I suck dlck every morning." And because it's a different one every day, you're not going to know how long it's going to take, or what kind of personal hygiene the person has. It could take minutes, or an hour. It could smell like nothing, or it could smell like a dumpster. You don't know until it's in your mouth and you're gagging on it.

Would you do that?
Ewww no.
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Old 12-21-2012, 02:23 PM   #111
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Default Re: Would you suck a ***** for $10,000,000?

Nope, don't see why when I am going to make that anyways.
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Old 12-21-2012, 05:20 PM   #112
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bunch of c*ck suckers

yea, since this deal won't ever happen it's just a bunch of dude's talking about sucking dick and what else they'd do to a guy... DAS****EDUP.

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Old 12-22-2012, 07:42 AM   #113
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Default Re: Would you suck a ***** for $10,000,000?

There is a scene in the movie Kingpin where this rich guy offers Roy Munson a million to screw Ishmael.
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Old 01-07-2013, 03:09 PM   #114
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What a bunch of Homosexuals.
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