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Old 04-28-2013, 02:45 PM   #1
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You will turn into a complete mess when you're about to get caught jacking off.

You know, you have your headphones on, but the volume is just low enough to hear your surroundings, just in case. At first your start off with all senses aware and alert for any steps or door being unlocked. But somehow, somewhere during your viewing pleasure you kinda slip up and get lost into the clip.

And as soon as your let your guard down, it gets interrupted and you become a mess. You start to fumble around with the mouse, keyboard, you throw your headphones off, you move like your house is on fire.
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Old 04-28-2013, 02:48 PM   #2
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Note to self: don't jerk with headphones on.
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Old 04-28-2013, 02:50 PM   #3
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Old 04-28-2013, 02:51 PM   #4
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Note to self: don't jerk with headphones on.

Even worse tho, if you don't have them on people will be able to hear. Which is the point of using headphones.
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Old 04-28-2013, 02:53 PM   #5
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Even worse tho, if you don't have them on people will be able to hear. Which is the point of using headphones.

why do you need sound? most hoes are annoying.
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Old 04-28-2013, 02:54 PM   #6
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Get a lock on your door?
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Old 04-28-2013, 02:55 PM   #7
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If you're in a house.. lock your door. Simple enough.

The only other situation where this would be a problem is if you're in college and have a roommate. Then confirm the schedule he's out, lock the door, and don't listen to any sound.
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Old 04-28-2013, 03:08 PM   #8
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I keep a basketball infront of the door, so if anyone tries to open it, they get halted by a leather powerhouse, which gives me all the time in the world to set myself.

It's not suspicious, and no one is getting in until I move that basketball.
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Old 04-28-2013, 03:11 PM   #9
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Take your phone and fap in the bathroom.
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Old 04-28-2013, 03:18 PM   #10
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Aren't you like 30 and married? Who is catching you?
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Old 04-28-2013, 03:26 PM   #11
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I keep a basketball infront of the door, so if anyone tries to open it, they get halted by a leather powerhouse, which gives me all the time in the world to set myself.

It's not suspicious, and no one is getting in until I move that basketball.

I knew this trick back in the day too

but alas, locking the door was better.
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Old 04-28-2013, 03:29 PM   #12
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I knew this trick back in the day too

but alas, locking the door was better.
Too suspicious.
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Old 04-28-2013, 03:32 PM   #13
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Too suspicious.
Turn the TV/Xbox on and put a movie on. Never got caught
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Old 04-28-2013, 03:38 PM   #14
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Too suspicious.
Yeah, in the beginning explaining why your door is locked is weird. But if you set it up, let them get used to you locking the door, or say that you do not want to be disturbed when you take a nap, it's smooth sailing from then on
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Old 04-28-2013, 03:58 PM   #15
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