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Old 01-13-2013, 08:53 PM   #1
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Default Everyone on ISH Awakens inside a Costco

Upon opening the front doors, we see solid rock. Same for all exits, suggesting the entire building is deep underground. Mysteriously, fresh air continually comes in via the ventilation system, although it's not big enough for any of us to fit through. Likewise the electricity is fine, meaning refridgeration of food isn't a problem (though it will eventually go bad) and anything requiring electricity can be recharged or run by extension cord. Additionally, the plumbing works fine and fresh water will never be a problem. There are grow lights and seed packets and the materials necessary to establish a small farm when the food runs out

We're faced with the prospect of having to create a new life here, under these strange circumstances. How will labor be divided? What are our priorities? Build a garden? Construct private residences? Secure weapons and establish a social order? Gangs? Trading? Leaders?

I will remind you that the people inside are the active ISHers
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Old 01-13-2013, 09:04 PM   #2
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Upon opening the front doors, we see solid rock. Same for all exits, suggesting the entire building is deep underground. Mysteriously, fresh air continually comes in via the ventilation system, although it's not big enough for any of us to fit through. Likewise the electricity is fine, meaning refridgeration of food isn't a problem (though it will eventually go bad) and anything requiring electricity can be recharged or run by extension cord. Additionally, the plumbing works fine and fresh water will never be a problem. There are grow lights and seed packets and the materials necessary to establish a small farm when the food runs out

We're faced with the prospect of having to create a new life here, under these strange circumstances. How will labor be divided? What are our priorities? Build a garden? Construct private residences? Secure weapons and establish a social order? Gangs? Trading? Leaders?

I will remind you that the people inside are the active ISHers

Obviously the 1 or 2 women who post on ISH will be continuously gang raped, so there's that.
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Old 01-13-2013, 09:09 PM   #3
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Obviously the 1 or 2 women who post on ISH will be continuously gang raped, so there's that.

there are no active female posters... closest thing we have are effeminate asians
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Old 01-13-2013, 09:18 PM   #4
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there are no active female posters... closest thing we have are effeminate asians

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Old 01-13-2013, 09:23 PM   #5
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Lots of homosexual sex gonna happen..
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Old 01-13-2013, 09:23 PM   #6
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According to ISH logic, wouldnt we all just whip it out?
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Old 01-13-2013, 09:24 PM   #7
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I'd immediately suicide so i'm out.
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Old 01-13-2013, 09:26 PM   #8
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BTE'rs are the closest knit group. They'd establish dominance in numbers first, then start collecting and trading other ISHr's for sex, farming, and building of residences.
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Old 01-13-2013, 09:28 PM   #9
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BTE'rs are the closest knit group. They'd establish dominance in numbers first, then start collecting and trading other ISHr's for sex, farming, and building of residences.

Not if we hijack bmulls gunz and pistolwhip these motherf*ckers out, tie em up, and enslave them like Lodr of the FLies did to teh little ones.
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Old 01-13-2013, 09:32 PM   #10
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According to ISH logic, wouldnt we all just whip it out?
You're all welcome.
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Old 01-13-2013, 09:33 PM   #11
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Not if we hijack bmulls gunz and pistolwhip these motherf*ckers out, tie em up, and enslave them like Lodr of the FLies did to teh little ones.
Who is piggy?
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Old 01-13-2013, 09:46 PM   #12
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Those seed packets will come in use for sure. Not like plants need sunlight or anything.
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Old 01-13-2013, 09:50 PM   #13
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euroleague would die
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Old 01-13-2013, 09:51 PM   #14
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http://www.pacifichaxball.com/index.php?topic=10082.0

Here is the thread from the PHL forum where I got this from. I'm the User "Heavenly" and if you scroll down the page you'll see my essay response.
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Old 01-13-2013, 09:52 PM   #15
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Those seed packets will come in use for sure. Not like plants need sunlight or anything.
Did I mention grow lights in the OP? If not, we have grow lights provided.
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