Everyone on ISH Awakens inside a Costco

[LamarOdom]

Originally Posted by SourPatchKids

http://www.pacifichaxball.com/index.php?topic=10082.0

Here is the thread from the PHL forum where I got this from. I'm the User "Heavenly" and if you scroll down the page you'll see my essay response.

Go to hell!

[Killbot]

Cannibalism and stan clans.

[Burgz V2]

so im stuck with a bunch of teenage LeBron and Kobe trolls?

suicide.

[DaHeezy]

Originally Posted by Anti Hero

BTE'rs are the closest knit group. They'd establish dominance in numbers first, then start collecting and trading other ISHr's for sex, farming, and building of residences.

Please, they're harmless
They most they'd do is hide out in the stockroom, clip porno mags and make a collage out of it

[Jello]

Kill everyone and live there by myself. Do we get internet and cable?

[MMM]

Originally Posted by Jello

Kill everyone and live there by myself. Do we get internet and cable?

If there was internet, would we just waste our time on ISH???
also the trolls and vegans would be killed for meat

[Fallguy20]

I am going straight for the meat section to put everything on ice.

I am rigging up the fire system so I can call down "the thunder" anytime I want to threaten to flood the place.

Then I am finding as many folding chairs as I can and setting them out in a big conference like setting.

*Call to order conference*

Let others duke it out for supremacy, back whomever seems most likely to end up on top, plan and plot to take them down through subterfuge.

Emphasis: grow food, work together, equal opportunities. Long run.

[nathanjizzle]

Originally Posted by Myth

Obviously the 1 or 2 women who post on ISH will be continuously gang raped, so there's that.

not on my watch, i would be captain save a hoe. in return for there gratitude, they will have sex with me.

[ClutchOver9000]

Assuming this Costco is absolutely enormous, I'd say team support would translate into neighborhoods. So Knicks fans would live in one area, Laker fans somewhere else, Bulls fans etc.

The criminal element would be the stan gangs and trolls. They would run amok and would quickly turn this new ISH-Costco refuge into a criminal haven.

Instead of Bloods and Crips there'd be the Lebron crew and the Kobe crew and they would be bitter rivals. They would occupy turf throughout the premises (certain floors) and would kill each other at moment's notice.

There'd be small petty "street" crews as well (Durant boyz, Melo squad, the CP3ers etc) but they would be in far fewer number than the Lebron and Kobe crews.

Jeff would be the mayor. The mods would be the police force and they would seldom interfere in the gang warfare btwn the stans.

There would also be a shit load of rape...

I would probably off myself to be honest...it would be a horrible place...

[Bandito]

Could you imagine the Kobe stans and the Lebron stans argue all day about nonsense? I would probably kill them or just commit suicide. I don't want to stay next to pauk and the lebron stans or worse..the...kobe stans...

[Bandito]

Originally Posted by ClutchOver9000

Assuming this Costco is absolutely enormous, I'd say team support would translate into neighborhoods. So Knicks fans would live in one area, Laker fans somewhere else, Bulls fans etc.

The criminal element would be the stan gangs and trolls. They would run amok and would quickly turn this new ISH-Costco refuge into a criminal haven.

Instead of Bloods and Crips there'd be the Lebron crew and the Kobe crew and they would be bitter rivals. They would occupy turf throughout the premises (certain floors) and would kill each other at moment's notice.

There'd be small petty "street" crews as well (Durant boyz, Melo squad, the CP3ers etc) but they would be in far fewer number than the Lebron and Kobe crews.

Jeff would be the mayor. The mods would be the police force and they would seldom interfere in the gang warfare btwn the stans.

There would also be a shit load of rape...

I would probably off myself to be honest...it would be a horrible place...

If that happens would someone adopt the cowl and battle the crews as a vigilante, because there is no way we would be able to withstand the trolls. The are a lot of Kobe stans and the Lebron stans have a strong adversary in Pauk.

[MMM]

Originally Posted by ClutchOver9000

Assuming this Costco is absolutely enormous, I'd say team support would translate into neighborhoods. So Knicks fans would live in one area, Laker fans somewhere else, Bulls fans etc.

The criminal element would be the stan gangs and trolls. They would run amok and would quickly turn this new ISH-Costco refuge into a criminal haven.

Instead of Bloods and Crips there'd be the Lebron crew and the Kobe crew and they would be bitter rivals. They would occupy turf throughout the premises (certain floors) and would kill each other at moment's notice.

There'd be small petty "street" crews as well (Durant boyz, Melo squad, the CP3ers etc) but they would be in far fewer number than the Lebron and Kobe crews.

Jeff would be the mayor. The mods would be the police force and they would seldom interfere in the gang warfare btwn the stans.

There would also be a shit load of rape...

I would probably off myself to be honest...it would be a horrible place...

Are these gangs filled with 14 year olds really going to instill fear???

[ClutchOver9000]

Originally Posted by MMM

Are these gangs filled with 14 year olds really going to instill fear???

good point...

[LeFraud James]

Originally Posted by SourPatchKids

http://www.pacifichaxball.com/index.php?topic=10082.0

Here is the thread from the PHL forum where I got this from. I'm the User "Heavenly" and if you scroll down the page you'll see my essay response.

I'll destroy you in haxball.

[CarlosBoozer]

Become a sex slave.