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Old 01-13-2013, 09:23 PM   #16
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Kill everyone and live there by myself. Do we get internet and cable?

If there was internet, would we just waste our time on ISH???
also the trolls and vegans would be killed for meat
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Old 01-13-2013, 09:34 PM   #17
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I am going straight for the meat section to put everything on ice.

I am rigging up the fire system so I can call down "the thunder" anytime I want to threaten to flood the place.

Then I am finding as many folding chairs as I can and setting them out in a big conference like setting.

*Call to order conference*

Let others duke it out for supremacy, back whomever seems most likely to end up on top, plan and plot to take them down through subterfuge.

Emphasis: grow food, work together, equal opportunities. Long run.
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Old 01-13-2013, 11:19 PM   #18
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Obviously the 1 or 2 women who post on ISH will be continuously gang raped, so there's that.

not on my watch, i would be captain save a hoe. in return for there gratitude, they will have sex with me.
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Old 01-14-2013, 01:35 AM   #19
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Assuming this Costco is absolutely enormous, I'd say team support would translate into neighborhoods. So Knicks fans would live in one area, Laker fans somewhere else, Bulls fans etc.

The criminal element would be the stan gangs and trolls. They would run amok and would quickly turn this new ISH-Costco refuge into a criminal haven.

Instead of Bloods and Crips there'd be the Lebron crew and the Kobe crew and they would be bitter rivals. They would occupy turf throughout the premises (certain floors) and would kill each other at moment's notice.

There'd be small petty "street" crews as well (Durant boyz, Melo squad, the CP3ers etc) but they would be in far fewer number than the Lebron and Kobe crews.

Jeff would be the mayor. The mods would be the police force and they would seldom interfere in the gang warfare btwn the stans.

There would also be a shit load of rape...

I would probably off myself to be honest...it would be a horrible place...

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Old 01-14-2013, 01:40 AM   #20
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Could you imagine the Kobe stans and the Lebron stans argue all day about nonsense? I would probably kill them or just commit suicide. I don't want to stay next to pauk and the lebron stans or worse..the...kobe stans...
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Old 01-14-2013, 01:42 AM   #21
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Assuming this Costco is absolutely enormous, I'd say team support would translate into neighborhoods. So Knicks fans would live in one area, Laker fans somewhere else, Bulls fans etc.

The criminal element would be the stan gangs and trolls. They would run amok and would quickly turn this new ISH-Costco refuge into a criminal haven.

Instead of Bloods and Crips there'd be the Lebron crew and the Kobe crew and they would be bitter rivals. They would occupy turf throughout the premises (certain floors) and would kill each other at moment's notice.

There'd be small petty "street" crews as well (Durant boyz, Melo squad, the CP3ers etc) but they would be in far fewer number than the Lebron and Kobe crews.

Jeff would be the mayor. The mods would be the police force and they would seldom interfere in the gang warfare btwn the stans.

There would also be a shit load of rape...

I would probably off myself to be honest...it would be a horrible place...
If that happens would someone adopt the cowl and battle the crews as a vigilante, because there is no way we would be able to withstand the trolls. The are a lot of Kobe stans and the Lebron stans have a strong adversary in Pauk.
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Old 01-14-2013, 01:49 AM   #22
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Assuming this Costco is absolutely enormous, I'd say team support would translate into neighborhoods. So Knicks fans would live in one area, Laker fans somewhere else, Bulls fans etc.

The criminal element would be the stan gangs and trolls. They would run amok and would quickly turn this new ISH-Costco refuge into a criminal haven.

Instead of Bloods and Crips there'd be the Lebron crew and the Kobe crew and they would be bitter rivals. They would occupy turf throughout the premises (certain floors) and would kill each other at moment's notice.

There'd be small petty "street" crews as well (Durant boyz, Melo squad, the CP3ers etc) but they would be in far fewer number than the Lebron and Kobe crews.

Jeff would be the mayor. The mods would be the police force and they would seldom interfere in the gang warfare btwn the stans.

There would also be a shit load of rape...

I would probably off myself to be honest...it would be a horrible place...

Are these gangs filled with 14 year olds really going to instill fear???
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Old 01-14-2013, 01:53 AM   #23
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Are these gangs filled with 14 year olds really going to instill fear???

good point...
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Old 01-14-2013, 02:09 AM   #24
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http://www.pacifichaxball.com/index.php?topic=10082.0

Here is the thread from the PHL forum where I got this from. I'm the User "Heavenly" and if you scroll down the page you'll see my essay response.

I'll destroy you in haxball.
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Old 01-14-2013, 02:55 AM   #25
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Become a sex slave.
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Old 01-14-2013, 03:21 AM   #26
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Knicks fans would get a section and keep it on lock. We have the advantage over Lebron stans being that we're not 13
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Old 01-14-2013, 08:20 AM   #27
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I'd immediately grab the largest flat screen and all the gaming systems, games and dvds which I would then loan out in return for sex.
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Old 01-14-2013, 09:19 AM   #28
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If people wanted to live it would have to be an enormous Costco because If you keep the LeBron and Kobe trolls in a close space they will probably start killing each other OR everyone else will team up and kill them all.
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Old 01-14-2013, 10:05 AM   #29
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Imagining average ISHer according to "post your vertical, height and weight" we would brake the door or jump out of the building.
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Old 01-14-2013, 11:15 AM   #30
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Imagining average ISHer according to "post your vertical, height and weight" we would brake the door or jump out of the building.


And then our dimepiece girlfriends would submit to our every desire. Just a typical day.
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