"Would You Rather.."

[RoboticWang]

• Would you rather put a toothpick under your toenail pointing out and kick a wall with the same foot or bite on a double sided file and pull?

• Would you rather fart popcorn, or ejaculate syrup?

• Would you rather be the best racquetball player in the world or get $70?

• Your mother and your girlfriend have their minds swapped and the only way to switch them back is to have sex with one of them. So do you have sex with your mother who has your girlfriend's mind or have sex with your girlfriend who has your mom's mind?

• You're walking on the sidewalk and spot a wallet on the ground. You pick it up and find $1000 cash inside. A police station is right across the street. Do you spend the money on drugs or prostitutes?

• Would you rather change gender every time you sneeze, or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby?
  EDIT: To clarify, the baby wouldn't necessarily look like a muffin, nor a muffin like a baby, you just can't tell the difference between the two. They appear as the same... Thing.

[L.Kizzle]

Originally Posted by RoboticWang

• Would you rather put a toothpick under your toenail pointing out and kick a wall with the same foot or bite on a double sided file and pull?

Toothkick

• Would you rather fart popcorn, or ejaculate syrup?

syrup, chicks would have no excuse not to swallow.

• Would you rather be the best racquetball player in the world or get $70?

Racquetball player, I'll have a great marketing team behind me and make myself a big deal.

• Your mother and your girlfriend have their minds swapped and the only way to switch them back is to have sex with one of them. So do you have sex with your mother who has your girlfriend's mind or have sex with your girlfriend who has your mom's mind?

Sex with girlfriend then dump her.


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• You're walking on the sidewalk and spot a wallet on the ground. You pick it up and find $1000 cash inside. A police station is right across the street. Do you spend the money on drugs or prostitutes?

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Prostitutes

• Would you rather change gender every time you sneeze, or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby?
  EDIT: To clarify, the baby wouldn't necessarily look like a muffin, nor a muffin like a baby, you just can't tell the difference between the two. They appear as the same... Thing.

This is the most challenging one yet. I guess the baby muffin.

[RoboticWang]

Wow, ok.
Here's some more for ya.

• Would you rather have your skin all over your body the texture of a nutsack, or you be normal, but everything else in the world have the texture of a nutsack? You eat a sandwich, it TASTES like a sandwich, but feels like eating a giant scrotum. You're gettin busy with a girl, nutsack everywhere

• Would you rather be irresistibly sexually attracted to cantaloupes, or have an orgasm (not a tiny one, it would be pretty obvious) every time you hear the word "pancake"?

• Would you rather two dick sized nipples or one nipple sized dick?

• Would you rather live in a world where giant, friendly gummy bears walk around or a world where hover boards are readily available at stores?

• No more cheese or no more blowjobs?

• Would you rather have the ability to know when someone is lying to you (only works if that person is talking to you directly, and you only know that he's lying - you don't know the exact truth) OR have the ability to know anyone's sexual preferences and deepest, darkest sexual fantasies, as long as this person is in your line of sight?

• Would you rather punch your grandma square in the face, or lick an NFL O-lineman's butt crack after a mid-summer's day game?

[MMM]

Originally Posted by RoboticWang

• Would you rather put a toothpick under your toenail pointing out and kick a wall with the same foot or bite on a double sided file and pull?

Easily toothpick

• Would you rather fart popcorn, or ejaculate syrup?

bust syrup

• Would you rather be the best racquetball player in the world or get $70?

Being the best at something is worth more than $70

• Your mother and your girlfriend have their minds swapped and the only way to switch them back is to have sex with one of them. So do you have sex with your mother who has your girlfriend's mind or have sex with your girlfriend who has your mom's mind?

my mom can keep her new body, can always get a new GF

• You're walking on the sidewalk and spot a wallet on the ground. You pick it up and find $1000 cash inside. A police station is right across the street. Do you spend the money on drugs or prostitutes?

prostitution

• Would you rather change gender every time you sneeze, or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby?
  EDIT: To clarify, the baby wouldn't necessarily look like a muffin, nor a muffin like a baby, you just can't tell the difference between the two. They appear as the same... Thing.

change gender, that seems like it has some potential

[Myth]

Originally Posted by RoboticWang

• Would you rather change gender every time you sneeze, or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby?
  EDIT: To clarify, the baby wouldn't necessarily look like a muffin, nor a muffin like a baby, you just can't tell the difference between the two. They appear as the same... Thing.

Am I aware that I can't tell the difference? Like will I pick up a baby, but f*ck it like a muffin instead? Btw, I like to f*ck muffins, don't judge.

[Honk Honk]

[L.Kizzle]

Originally Posted by Myth

Am I aware that I can't tell the difference? Like will I pick up a baby, but f*ck it like a muffin instead? Btw, I like to f*ck muffins, don't judge.

Why would you fck a muffin ... or a baby?

[Myth]

Originally Posted by L.Kizzle

Why would you fck a muffin ... or a baby?

Well, I'd only f*ck a baby if I mistook it for a muffin. What type of weirdo do you think I am?

[Just2McFly]

would you rather read an l kizzle post or commit suicide?

maybe that's a bit too easy

[L.Kizzle]

Originally Posted by Just2McFly

would you rather read an l kizzle post or commit suicide?

maybe that's a bit too easy

u mad?

[ace23]

• Would you rather be the best racquetball player in the world or get $70?

[Al Thornton]

Originally Posted by Just2McFly

would you rather read an l kizzle post or commit suicide?

maybe that's a bit too easy

future repped