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Old 01-21-2013, 02:28 PM   #16
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Let me add a twist. What if the chubby girl has (and usually they do) some really nice tits and the hot girl has b cups?
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Old 01-21-2013, 02:31 PM   #17
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Let me add a twist. What if the chubby girl has (and usually they do) some really nice tits and the hot girl has b cups?
Well, in the OP, it did say the hot girl had a nice body so ...
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Old 01-21-2013, 02:37 PM   #18
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Here'z a more realistic, detailed approach. Theoretical of course.

1) Aspiring Lawyer. 5'10. Hot (7.5ish). Long legs. Loves to f*ck. Low-maintenance. She needs/wants you less than you want her. Has a big jaw. Very b!tchy and aggressive at times.

2) Aspiring Doctor. 5'6". Cute (7ish). Curvy. Not up to speed with you sexually. Wants you to take her out 2X a week. A bit on the clingy side. Rather boring, socially awkward, and rarely initiates conversation. But is happy when you're around.

3) Waitress. 5'7". Classic beauty (8.5ish). Entertaining, but stupid in the IQ department. Has a sketchy sexual past. No real ambitions. But will treat you like a King (if yuo're willing to pay her bills like a prince), and this girl has the most friends and you have the best time when you're out. Will throw a hissy fit if you're cheap.

4) Dancer. (8ish) Does anything in bed. Has the best body of them all. Has claimed to been with 23 men. Owned up to 23. Probably the sexiest. Completely drama-free. Comes over once a week, gets down to business and leaves. Pays her own bills. Compliments you. a lot.
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Old 01-21-2013, 02:46 PM   #19
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4) Dancer. (8ish) Does anything in bed. Has the best body of them all. Has claimed to been with 23 men. Owned up to 23. Probably the sexiest. Completely drama-free. Comes over once a week, gets down to business and leaves. Pays her own bills. Compliments you. a lot.
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Old 01-21-2013, 02:47 PM   #20
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Here'z a more realistic, detailed approach. Theoretical of course.

1) Aspiring Lawyer. 5'10. Hot (7.5ish). Long legs. Loves to f*ck. Low-maintenance. She needs/wants you less than you want her. Has a big jaw. Very b!tchy and aggressive at times.

2) Aspiring Doctor. 5'6". Cute (7ish). Curvy. Not up to speed with you sexually. Wants you to take her out 2X a week. A bit on the clingy side. Rather boring, socially awkward, and rarely initiates conversation. But is happy when you're around.

3) Waitress. 5'7". Classic beauty (8.5ish). Entertaining, but stupid in the IQ department. Has a sketchy sexual past. No real ambitions. But will treat you like a King (if yuo're willing to pay her bills like a prince), and this girl has the most friends and you have the best time when you're out. Will throw a hissy fit if you're cheap.

4) Dancer. (8ish) Does anything in bed. Has the best body of them all. Has claimed to been with 23 men. Owned up to 23. Probably the sexiest. Completely drama-free. Comes over once a week, gets down to business and leaves. Pays her own bills. Compliments you. a lot.
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#4 can easily be a side chick, so you don't have to girl her.
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Old 01-21-2013, 02:49 PM   #21
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seriously. mature personality, sexy and responsible>>>>>
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Old 01-21-2013, 02:57 PM   #22
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seriously. mature personality, sexy and responsible>>>>>

At least you guys have your heads on straight.

I know guys who are abhorrently picky about # of partners. And delude themselves that an "innocent", cute (usually AZN) chick is Mrs. Perfect while a moderately sexually active girl is some kind of devilish whore who is the embodiment of human scum... Even if everything coming out of Ms. Virgin's mouth is feigned. They consider virginity some kind of holy grail EVEN if all the other intangibles point in the more experienced girl's favor.


I know guys who will select the # 1 girl because they care deeply about what others think of them and they consider social class and success to be no. 1 when it. They even defer to the girl and don't have the self-respect to lay their foot down and lead.

I know guys who will choose #2 because they're flat out golddiggers. THey're so obsessed with the sugar momma potential that they'll forget the nice, invaluable things in life like chemistry and great conversation and spontaneous romance.

Anywho, carry on lol just a mini rant.
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Old 01-21-2013, 02:58 PM   #23
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EDIT: Changed my mind. The 2nd one is not a doctor. 4th one is probably best.
Lol, how is she the best? She's a stripper who fcks for money. She's drama free cause she lets it be known she don't want a man, just wants to fck.
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Old 01-21-2013, 02:59 PM   #24
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At least you guys have your heads on straight.

I know guys who are abhorrently picky about # of partners. And delude themselves that an "innocent", cute (usually AZN) chick is Mrs. Perfect while a moderately sexually active girl is some kind of devilish whore who is the embodiment of human scum... Even if everything coming out of Ms. Virgin's mouth is feigned. They consider virginity some kind of holy grail EVEN if all the other intangibles point in the more experienced girl's favor.


I know guys who will select the # 1 girl because they care deeply about what others think of them and they consider social class and success to be no. 1 when it. They even defer to the girl and don't have the self-respect to lay their foot down and lead.

I know guys who will choose #2 because they're flat out golddiggers. THey're so obsessed with the sugar momma potential that they'll forget the nice, invaluable things in life like chemistry and great conversation and spontaneous romance.

Anywho, carry on lol just a mini rant.
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Old 01-21-2013, 03:05 PM   #25
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1) Aspiring Lawyer. 5'10. Hot (7.5ish). Long legs. Loves to f*ck. Low-maintenance. She needs/wants you less than you want her. Has a big jaw. Very b!tchy and aggressive at times.


How can a girl be both Low-maintenance and very bitchy?
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Old 01-21-2013, 03:19 PM   #26
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How can a girl be both Low-maintenance and very bitchy?

Just an all around rude, callous , cynical, hatred attitude. Like a "omfg i hate people i only see the worst in them" ballbusting type attitude with hormonal swings.

Low vs. High is simple. That's the amount of investment she expects in you. How much $$$, time, what places she expect you to take her. She's low maintenance in that respect.

On second thought.. should've said this was a rave chick not a lawyer.
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Old 01-21-2013, 03:25 PM   #27
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Yeah. The dancer and past could bother me a bit at first, but I'd get over it. All the others I'd get sick of.
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Old 01-21-2013, 03:28 PM   #28
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I dated a lawyer once. She dumped me for an engineer.
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Old 01-21-2013, 04:10 PM   #29
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Yeah. The dancer and past could bother me a bit at first, but I'd get over it. All the others I'd get sick of.
Honestly 23 is not that much for a social person. Say she had an outgoing typical slut phase in college where she hooked once a week for 3 years, she could hit that total without being a ridiculous hoe. I obviously wouldnt like it but it really aint a biggie. I like to yell and punch things myself so we'd be cool
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Honestly 23 is not that much for a social person. Say she had an outgoing typical slut phase in college where she hooked once a week for 3 years, she could hit that total without being a ridiculous hoe. I obviously wouldnt like it but it really aint a biggie. I like to yell and punch things myself so we'd be cool

Once a week for 3 years? Damn. That would be a ridiculous ho. That is more than a typical college slut, that is 150 dongs in 3 years.

My point was that the number 23 ultimately wouldn't bother me.
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