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Old 01-21-2013, 04:05 PM   #31
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1) Aspiring Lawyer. 5'10. Hot (7.5ish). Long legs. Loves to f*ck. Low-maintenance. She needs/wants you less than you want her. Has a big jaw. Very b!tchy and aggressive at times.


How can a girl be both Low-maintenance and very bitchy?
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Old 01-21-2013, 04:19 PM   #32
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How can a girl be both Low-maintenance and very bitchy?

Just an all around rude, callous , cynical, hatred attitude. Like a "omfg i hate people i only see the worst in them" ballbusting type attitude with hormonal swings.

Low vs. High is simple. That's the amount of investment she expects in you. How much $$$, time, what places she expect you to take her. She's low maintenance in that respect.

On second thought.. should've said this was a rave chick not a lawyer.
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Old 01-21-2013, 04:25 PM   #33
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seriously. mature personality, sexy and responsible>>>>>

Yeah. The dancer and past could bother me a bit at first, but I'd get over it. All the others I'd get sick of.
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Old 01-21-2013, 04:28 PM   #34
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I dated a lawyer once. She dumped me for an engineer.
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Old 01-21-2013, 05:10 PM   #35
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Yeah. The dancer and past could bother me a bit at first, but I'd get over it. All the others I'd get sick of.
Honestly 23 is not that much for a social person. Say she had an outgoing typical slut phase in college where she hooked once a week for 3 years, she could hit that total without being a ridiculous hoe. I obviously wouldnt like it but it really aint a biggie. I like to yell and punch things myself so we'd be cool
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Old 01-21-2013, 05:16 PM   #36
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Honestly 23 is not that much for a social person. Say she had an outgoing typical slut phase in college where she hooked once a week for 3 years, she could hit that total without being a ridiculous hoe. I obviously wouldnt like it but it really aint a biggie. I like to yell and punch things myself so we'd be cool

Once a week for 3 years? Damn. That would be a ridiculous ho. That is more than a typical college slut, that is 150 dongs in 3 years.

My point was that the number 23 ultimately wouldn't bother me.
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Old 01-21-2013, 05:26 PM   #37
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4) Dancer. (8ish) Does anything in bed. Has the best body of them all. Has claimed to been with 23 men. Owned up to 23. Probably the sexiest. Completely drama-free. Comes over once a week, gets down to business and leaves. Pays her own bills. Compliments you. a lot.

Agreed, ez.
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Old 01-21-2013, 05:30 PM   #38
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Once a week for 3 years? Damn. That would be a ridiculous ho. That is more than a typical college slut, that is 150 dongs in 3 years.

My point was that the number 23 ultimately wouldn't bother me.
goddamn that really is a ridiculous ho. once a month?
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Old 01-21-2013, 05:31 PM   #39
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Lol, how is she the best? She's a stripper who fcks for money. She's drama free cause she lets it be known she don't want a man, just wants to fck.

Both #1 and #2 are not lawyers or doctors yet. They aspire, so that won't work and it's not a guarantee. #4 pays bills at least. It's the BEST out of the 4 provided, not the best option to choose if you can have more.
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Old 01-21-2013, 05:33 PM   #40
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Both #1 and #2 are not lawyers or doctors yet. They aspire, so that won't work and it's not a guarantee. #4 pays bills at least. It's the BEST out of the 4 provided, not the best option to choose if you can have more.

Their occupations were far from the problems with those choices.
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Old 01-21-2013, 09:14 PM   #41
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There is no such thing as a cute fat chick. A rockin' hot body cancels out all other defects.
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Old 01-21-2013, 09:18 PM   #42
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Both #1 and #2 are not lawyers or doctors yet. They aspire, so that won't work and it's not a guarantee. #4 pays bills at least. It's the BEST out of the 4 provided, not the best option to choose if you can have more.
That means they are in someone's school and dot gridin on ***** at night.
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Old 01-21-2013, 09:18 PM   #43
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There is no such thing as a cute fat chick. A rockin' hot body cancels out all other defects.


Do you have conversations with your rape victims before hand or just go straight for the rag?
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Old 01-21-2013, 10:14 PM   #44
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A.)

I've had relations with both kids, and A by far have the best sex.


The A's know their face game ain't all that, so they put that much extra work on their body.

The B's have low self esteem because they're chubby. We've all met insecure chubby girls. They're always on mini-diets but they never last more than a week and a half.

You ****in ugly and fat girls, Kizzle? Disappointed
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Old 01-21-2013, 10:16 PM   #45
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You ****in ugly and fat girls, Kizzle? Disappointed
Whoa, chubby and fat are totally different ball games bro.

And well, psuuy is psuuy once the lights go out.
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