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Old 01-21-2013, 04:26 PM   #31
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Default Re: If you had a choice between 2 types of girls?

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4) Dancer. (8ish) Does anything in bed. Has the best body of them all. Has claimed to been with 23 men. Owned up to 23. Probably the sexiest. Completely drama-free. Comes over once a week, gets down to business and leaves. Pays her own bills. Compliments you. a lot.

Agreed, ez.
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Old 01-21-2013, 04:30 PM   #32
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Once a week for 3 years? Damn. That would be a ridiculous ho. That is more than a typical college slut, that is 150 dongs in 3 years.

My point was that the number 23 ultimately wouldn't bother me.
goddamn that really is a ridiculous ho. once a month?
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Old 01-21-2013, 04:33 PM   #33
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Both #1 and #2 are not lawyers or doctors yet. They aspire, so that won't work and it's not a guarantee. #4 pays bills at least. It's the BEST out of the 4 provided, not the best option to choose if you can have more.

Their occupations were far from the problems with those choices.
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Old 01-21-2013, 08:14 PM   #34
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There is no such thing as a cute fat chick. A rockin' hot body cancels out all other defects.
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Old 01-21-2013, 08:18 PM   #35
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Both #1 and #2 are not lawyers or doctors yet. They aspire, so that won't work and it's not a guarantee. #4 pays bills at least. It's the BEST out of the 4 provided, not the best option to choose if you can have more.
That means they are in someone's school and dot gridin on ***** at night.
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Old 01-21-2013, 08:18 PM   #36
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There is no such thing as a cute fat chick. A rockin' hot body cancels out all other defects.


Do you have conversations with your rape victims before hand or just go straight for the rag?
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Old 01-21-2013, 09:16 PM   #37
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You ****in ugly and fat girls, Kizzle? Disappointed
Whoa, chubby and fat are totally different ball games bro.

And well, psuuy is psuuy once the lights go out.
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Old 01-21-2013, 09:23 PM   #38
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You can still feel that husky body in the dark
How do you know .... spill it!!
You've been caught. You mess with the beer gut biches too.
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Old 01-21-2013, 09:25 PM   #39
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Define chubby?
Not fat and not skinny = chubby.
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Old 01-21-2013, 09:26 PM   #40
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B. I'd fvck her hard she'll lose 20 lbs. And I also like curvy girls so it's a win win situation :P
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Old 01-21-2013, 09:42 PM   #41
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Husky girl gave me a lap dance once
I bet your dick didn't mind being grinded on by her husky ass, did it?
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Old 01-21-2013, 09:50 PM   #42
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I did not enjoy it, but her attractive friend was there so I had to endure.
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Old 01-21-2013, 10:11 PM   #43
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do you guys know what a hot body is? that means it is good to go no need to take a fat b*tch to the gym and train her like a pokemon you just bend that hoe over and enjoy the view



I take the hot body ugly chick. I will probably hit and quit it anyways...
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Old 01-21-2013, 10:21 PM   #44
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You guys are terrible at hypothetical questions. There's no I'd change the 2nd one and make her hot. And marriage

Would you rather fvck a fat girl with a cute face or a beat girl with a bangin body.

Christ


I'll take A. That's why we have doggy style.
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Old 01-22-2013, 01:00 AM   #45
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Chop the head off each girl, attach the pretty face to hot body and bang away. Discard the rest in the trash.
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