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Old 01-30-2013, 12:29 PM   #1
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Default ISH Official Sex Guide - Tips & Tricks!

I know pus*sy is nearly irresistible. Its siren call never goes unanswered. But before you plunge right in, what procedurals do you take?

Let's start out the thread with a few questions. And then everyone can chip in with answers and their tips and tricks.

1. Your pregame regime?

2. Condoms you use?

3. Techniques that make you last the longest?

4. Number of positions you incorporate?

5. Your girl ever orgasmed/squirted? Was through G-spot or clitoris simulation? finger, toy, oral, penile stimulation?

6. foreplay regime before sex? how long?

7. Game plan? (Do you eat her out and let her get off and then go ham? or the other way?)

8. Signature finishing maneuver, aka what do you do in crunch time?

9. Total time elasped?

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Old 01-30-2013, 12:36 PM   #2
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Dude seriously?
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Old 01-30-2013, 12:37 PM   #3
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Nice thread...I'm sure your man will appreciate it.
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Old 01-30-2013, 12:39 PM   #4
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Dude seriously?

Yes seriously. Everyone brags about their godly performance in bed, well this is your time to tell us about it in a helpful way.

Its time ISH has its own tips & tricks thread. When it comes to sex.
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Old 01-30-2013, 12:43 PM   #5
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I know pus*sy is nearly irresistible. Its siren call never goes unanswered. But before you plunge right in, what procedurals do you take?

Let's start out the thread with a few questions. And then everyone can chip in with answers and their tips and tricks.

1. Your pregame regime?

2. Condoms you use?

3. Techniques that make you last the longest?

4. Number of positions you incorporate?

5. Your girl ever orgasmed/squirted? Was through G-spot or clitoris simulation? finger, toy, oral, penile stimulation?

6. foreplay regime before sex? how long?

7. Game plan? (Do you eat her out and let her get off and then go ham? or the other way?)

8. Kissing and make lip contact during intercourse? How often?

9. Signature finishing maneuver, aka what do you do in crunch time?

10. Total time elasped?

Only sailors use those
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Old 01-30-2013, 12:59 PM   #6
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sex is a race, i always win
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:15 PM   #7
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Nice thread...I'm sure your man will appreciate it.
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:21 PM   #8
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It all depends on the woman. But they say women are like an oven (takes them a while) while a man is like a microwave.

Women's porno consists of romance novels. They don't get turned on by watching naked dudes on a magazine, they get turned on by a love story and all the drama that goes with it.

If you're in a marriage or a long-term relationship, you have to get them in the mood throughout the day.

If you treat them like trash, you're not getting any.
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:22 PM   #9
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I thought you were going to be providing the tips. Disappointing.
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:51 PM   #10
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step one: dont be like the OP
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Old 01-30-2013, 03:17 PM   #11
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I wonder what pregame regime Jesus uses.
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Old 01-30-2013, 03:18 PM   #12
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I wonder what pregame regime Jesus uses.


Speaking in parables. It drove Mary Magdalene wild.
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Old 01-30-2013, 03:22 PM   #13
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Pillow under her butt
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Old 01-30-2013, 03:36 PM   #14
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It all depends on the woman. But they say women are like an oven (takes them a while) while a man is like a microwave.

Women's porno consists of romance novels. They don't get turned on by watching naked dudes on a magazine, they get turned on by a love story and all the drama that goes with it.

If you're in a marriage or a long-term relationship, you have to get them in the mood throughout the day.

If you treat them like trash, you're not getting any.

You say all of those things as if they are absolutes, which is not true.

If you know how to work your woman, foreplay can get her good and ready before you even engage in the main action. If your having that much trouble then maybe you need to give thought into figuring out her erogenous zones. Those are triggers for sexual excitement and working them properly makes a woman better prepared for sexual stimulation. Most women have to turn to the psychological alternative to get aroused because the men handling them cant do the work. So they stimulate the mind, which in turn stimulates the body.

Men tend to be selfish when it comes to sex and/or they dont have the proper equipment and thus leave their women dissatisfied. I imagine that lack of proper knowledge is also an issue. Its not always particularly their fault but ignorance is not always bliss.
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Old 01-30-2013, 03:45 PM   #15
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Im not really a pro here, so I wont pretend to be some Casanova and write a paragraph how to do it judging by movies, stereotypes and environment.
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