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Old 02-04-2013, 04:38 PM   #1
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Default Things We Have Done In Real Life That We Wouldnt Tell Anyone Else

The internet doesn't count....

-Once went to my friend's house party. Who happened to have a hot sister. She was out of town for some kind retreat. So at one point in the night I snuck in her room and beat off in her underwear drawer.
-Sold a bunch of high school kids baking soda thinking it was cocaine.
- Went to a party and saw an old friend from our high school days. She was about a 6 back than but worked her way to a 7.5. We end up talking for a few hours and going back to my apartment. Im about to go down on her but she has the nastiest smelling p.ussy ever. It smelled like a tuna fish sandwich that was sitting in a toilet for a week. Literally starting gagging and had to walk in the bathroom and compose myself. She left soon after. It got pretty awkward from there.
- I have a recurring dream where im in the middle of a graveyard beating off
-I had to house sit for a week for one of parent's friends. I proceeded to piss in all their plants just for the hell of it everyday.

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Old 02-04-2013, 04:39 PM   #2
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I shit on the ground in public bathrooms
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Old 02-04-2013, 04:41 PM   #3
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^^I hang out on a message board with these animals.
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Old 02-04-2013, 04:42 PM   #4
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Masturbated to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.
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Old 02-04-2013, 04:46 PM   #7
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I stalk my gf sometimes on Facebook and Twitter. When she doesn't answer my calls or texts in a timely fashion, I drive by her work to see if she's still there.
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Masturbated to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.


Why are cousins always so hot?
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Old 02-04-2013, 04:50 PM   #9
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What the f.uck is wrong with you?
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Old 02-04-2013, 04:59 PM   #10
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Masturbated to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.
You trying to go all Pete Montreux status on us here?

He admitted to date rape and now your admitting to molestation.. Oh and using your family as *********ion material? Come on man, you got the net, it aint like you dont have enough material..
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Old 02-04-2013, 05:04 PM   #11
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You trying to go all Pete Montreux status on us here?

He admitted to date rape and now your admitting to molestation.. Oh and using your family as *********ion material? Come on man, you got the net, it aint like you dont have enough material..

Some people need a narrative to get off
as fucked up as that is
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You trying to go all Pete Montreux status on us here?

He admitted to date rape and now your admitting to molestation.. Oh and using your family as *********ion material? Come on man, you got the net, it aint like you dont have enough material..
We actually didn't at the time. That was back in the seventh grade. I rarely left the house and we had no internet.
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Some people need a narrative to get off
as fucked up as that is
Net is filled with narrative.
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Old 02-04-2013, 05:14 PM   #14
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We actually didn't at the time. That was back in the seventh grade. I rarely left the house and we had no internet.
You may want to elaborate on your stories in a way that gains you a measure of sympathy.

Saying that you molested your cousin with a nonchalant attitude seems rather tactless.

Not that im specifically saying that your incest activities are good or bad. But they are bad.
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