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Old 12-01-2013, 11:12 PM   #286
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Wait... BB is she really was sleep that's rape.......

That's why this thread is called "shit you wouldn't tell people in real life"

And rape is a brutal and violent crime, jizzing on a girls butthole is art. Don't get the two confused.
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Old 12-01-2013, 11:58 PM   #287
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That's why this thread is called "shit you wouldn't tell people in real life"

And rape is a brutal and violent crime, jizzing on a girls butthole is art. Don't get the two confused.

Whats was her reaction? lol
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Old 12-02-2013, 05:36 AM   #288
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I could be misunderstanding him, but it sounds like he's talking about licking his girl's anus. At least that's what I get with "going down on". It's a normal fetish some couples like.

Also in correlation with what you mentioned in my experience no.
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Old 12-02-2013, 08:14 AM   #289
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It wasnt sex. I was jerking it
Knew it.
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Old 12-02-2013, 09:43 PM   #290
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I play with my nutz too often.
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Old 12-02-2013, 10:40 PM   #291
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A while ago I was in my hotel room with friends(guys) and some chick we know came up to our room while we were getting ready to go out. Anyways, I had a bunch of gas and my friend was in the restroom so I decided to fart (it was silent) and a couple seconds later the chick asks "did somebody fart?!"
Holy sh!t i had to keep myself from laughing. And of course I denied it. It was one of the worst smelling farts I've ever released, probably top 5.
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Old 04-22-2014, 12:54 AM   #292
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Like I said earlier in the thread, cousins are hot. It may seem awkward at first, but you get used to them coming and going in your sexual fantasies. Well for me just the one cousin. Now if you're are jerking off to your own sister or mother, well thats when you have issues. Although I have gotten off to mother/sister porn before (weren't really related).
This.....This is.......This is sick......
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Old 04-22-2014, 12:59 AM   #293
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This thread is pretty epic. Some pretty weird ****s on ISH.
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Old 04-22-2014, 01:02 AM   #294
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I just pulled the drawer out and and looked down at her panties and eventually shot a round off. She had a lamp on the dresser, so I didn't have to turn her room light on. Thankfully her dresser wasn't that tall because than I would have had to pull the whole drawer out first. In hindisight, I should have probably just grabbed a pair for the road and jerked off into them later. But I wanted to spread my seed across more than one pair at the time for whatever reason.
This is gold.



Please get this thread rolling again.
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Old 04-22-2014, 01:02 AM   #295
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I tried to get it back rolling a bit ago.
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Old 04-22-2014, 01:04 AM   #296
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Saw a kid getting raped and I ran off
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Old 04-22-2014, 01:07 AM   #297
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Saw a kid getting raped and I ran off
Euroleague?
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Old 04-22-2014, 01:07 AM   #298
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Euroleague?
Nah under a walkway bridge tunnel thingy, kid was screaming for him to stop ripping his pants, and I ran off in the opposite direction
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Old 04-22-2014, 01:09 AM   #299
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Nah under a walkway bridge tunnel thingy, kid was screaming for him to stop ripping his pants, and I ran off in the opposite direction
..... After you raped him.

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Old 04-22-2014, 01:11 AM   #300
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Nah under a walkway bridge tunnel thingy, kid was screaming for him to stop ripping his pants, and I ran off in the opposite direction

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