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Old 04-22-2014, 01:29 AM   #286
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Why didnt you help them?
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Old 04-29-2014, 09:25 PM   #287
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Saw a kid getting raped and I ran off

Is it bad I legit LOL'd at this?
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Old 04-29-2014, 09:27 PM   #288
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Silk you never said what that girl did after finding out her drawer is full of jizz, did she go berserk?
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Old 04-29-2014, 09:39 PM   #289
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Is it bad I legit LOL'd at this?
yes, it was Silkk. but i am sure you know for yourself that you are a bad person
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Old 04-29-2014, 09:46 PM   #290
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Silk you never said what that girl did after finding out her drawer is full of jizz, did she go berserk?

Honestly, I never heard anything else about it, dude. I am sure she noticed, but maybe didn't want word let out about it? Than again, I only shot one load. It's not like I stayed in there all night coating her dresser drawer in ***
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Old 04-29-2014, 09:52 PM   #291
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Honestly, I never heard anything else about it, dude. I am sure she noticed, but maybe didn't want word let out about it? Than again, I only shot one load. It's not like I stayed in there all night coating her dresser drawer in ***
I pictured a whole drawer full of hot milkshake. You disappoint me Silk, you shoulda gone back for Round 2 and 3.
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Old 04-29-2014, 10:00 PM   #292
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I pictured a whole drawer full of hot milkshake. You disappoint me Silk, you shoulda gone back for Round 2 and 3.

Dude, I was literally sweating just the first time I did it. The rush of doing it definitely got me off. But at the same time you still had that nervous tension that someone was going to try and open the door the whole time.
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Old 04-29-2014, 10:25 PM   #293
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Dude, I was literally sweating just the first time I did it. The rush of doing it definitely got me off. But at the same time you still had that nervous tension that someone was going to try and open the door the whole time.
That's how I felt when I went on the computer and jacked off in someone else's house. Every moment thinking someone is about to open the door and be like WHAT THE ****.
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Old 04-29-2014, 10:57 PM   #294
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That I post on ish
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Old 04-29-2014, 10:59 PM   #295
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I once pissed on a dead squirrel for about 30-40 seconds straight. When I was done I just stood there and stared at the drenched corpse for about 10 minutes.
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Old 04-30-2014, 03:00 AM   #296
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You guys are ****ing strange people. The worst I've done is probably watch animal porn.

This post killed me
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Old 04-30-2014, 03:27 AM   #297
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I've never told anyone this, but a few years ago I was drunk and horny so I meet with a prostitute in a motel. I give her the money as I walk in, the agreement was only a BJ, but I convinced her for a full service without any charge, after I finish I see the money on the counter, I start to make small talk with her so I can distract her while I quietly snatch my money back. I grab the money and leave the motel and gtfo of there. I then receive a text from her calling me an ass****.

I'm not proud of it but shit happens.
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Old 04-30-2014, 04:04 AM   #298
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what kind of sick wierdo gives his number to a prostitute
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Old 04-30-2014, 04:10 AM   #299
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what kind of sick wierdo gives his number to a prostitute

You have to call them if you want to set something up?
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Old 04-30-2014, 04:15 AM   #300
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like a ' hello i will be there on friday 6:00 for a BJ ' appointment ?
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