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Old 04-30-2014, 06:18 AM   #301
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what kind of sick wierdo gives his number to a prostitute


You have to get out more.
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Old 04-30-2014, 07:52 AM   #302
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He ordered an escort Cos...
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Old 04-30-2014, 08:00 AM   #303
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Lmaoo that reminds me of how i basically did the same thing with this one chick except i didn't use her hand.

Page 3 - with all the shit that was posted at the beginning of this thread, this one got swept under the rug.

So did this dude fully admit to banging or shoving his weiner in the mouth of a chick who was tko'd??? Because that's what I took from it. His post was in response to Silk's handjob confession...
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Old 04-30-2014, 08:13 AM   #304
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Tried to fvck a friends mom when I was drunk and it ended horribly. lmao We aren't friends anymore.
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Old 04-30-2014, 10:40 AM   #305
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I once pissed on a dead squirrel for about 30-40 seconds straight. When I was done I just stood there and stared at the drenched corpse for about 10 minutes.

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Old 04-30-2014, 10:45 AM   #306
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Tried to fvck a friends mom when I was drunk and it ended horribly. lmao We aren't friends anymore.

Tell us more, dude.
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Old 04-30-2014, 10:49 AM   #307
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Had a dream that a male acquaintance of mine offered to suck my cok, and I accepted
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Old 04-30-2014, 11:16 AM   #308
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Tried to fvck a friends mom when I was drunk and it ended horribly. lmao We aren't friends anymore.
Similar story, but it wasn't a friend really...just a guy who lived across the hall from me during my sophomore year. And it wasn't "tried to f*ck" her so much as it was "received a top 3 blowjob and a top 5 f*cking over the span of two sessions." His mom was a freak.
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Old 04-30-2014, 11:18 AM   #309
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Tried to fvck a friends mom when I was drunk and it ended horribly. lmao We aren't friends anymore.

My friends mother is way too flirty with me. Hot too.
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Old 04-30-2014, 11:47 AM   #310
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Similar story, but it wasn't a friend really...just a guy who lived across the hall from me during my sophomore year. And it wasn't "tried to f*ck" her so much as it was "received a top 3 blowjob and a top 5 f*cking over the span of two sessions." His mom was a freak.

Most alpha thing I've ever read.

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Old 04-30-2014, 12:52 PM   #311
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Page 3 - with all the shit that was posted at the beginning of this thread, this one got swept under the rug.

So did this dude fully admit to banging or shoving his weiner in the mouth of a chick who was tko'd??? Because that's what I took from it. His post was in response to Silk's handjob confession...

The real question here is did the chick say no?
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Old 04-30-2014, 01:10 PM   #312
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The real question here is did the chick say no?

I think we both know the answer to that
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Old 04-30-2014, 01:38 PM   #313
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Reading through this thread has been a trip Silk's bball posts usually piss me off, but homeboy is on point in this threaD: some of y'all are soft as butter. Real life scares some of you a little too much.

The cousin attraction thing...I can only point to once instance. My aunt and uncle out West can't have children sadly, so about 22 years ago they adopted a baby who was birthed by a fence jumping Mexican girl (quite literally...she carried her 8-months pregnant self across the border, popped the child, offered up her for adoption so she wouldn't have to grow up in Mexico, and then promptly was sent back to Mexico without complaint). She has grown into possibly one of the most beautiful women I know.

So yeah, she's a cousin in name and all that...but not blood related. Therefore when she visits and decides to wear skimpy two pieces and that, I have no shame in admiring at all.

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Old 04-30-2014, 01:41 PM   #314
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Had a dream that a male acquaintance of mine offered to suck my cok, and I accepted

When you're in a dream you don't have the same thought processing as in reality.

I've probably done a lot of crazy things in dreams.
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