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Old 04-30-2014, 02:13 PM   #331
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This thread goes through a cycle.

Silkk gets bashed for his outlandish post, then months later he is praised for them, then bashed months later, then praised again
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Old 04-30-2014, 03:02 PM   #332
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I am a racist who doesn't want to see blacks coming to my game

but in order to make money, I put up with it.
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Old 04-30-2014, 03:07 PM   #333
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Old 04-30-2014, 03:09 PM   #334
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When you're in a dream you don't have the same thought processing as in reality.

I've probably done a lot of crazy things in dreams.

The best is the rare times you are able to realize you're dreaming and do whatever the **** you want
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Old 04-30-2014, 07:30 PM   #335
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I've never told anyone this, but a few years ago I was drunk and horny so I meet with a prostitute in a motel. I give her the money as I walk in, the agreement was only a BJ, but I convinced her for a full service without any charge, after I finish I see the money on the counter, I start to make small talk with her so I can distract her while I quietly snatch my money back. I grab the money and leave the motel and gtfo of there. I then receive a text from her calling me an ass****.

I'm not proud of it but shit happens.
Wow, was she hot?
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Old 04-30-2014, 07:53 PM   #336
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The best is the rare times you are able to realize you're dreaming and do whatever the **** you want
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Old 04-30-2014, 08:02 PM   #337
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why are you still making jokes?
Watchu want?
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Old 05-01-2014, 12:59 AM   #338
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When I worked at McDonald's I gave this chubby, diabetic woman an assload of extra salt. I think I had a hand in possibly killing her
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Old 05-01-2014, 01:01 AM   #339
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When I worked at McDonald's I gave this chubby, diabetic woman an assload of extra salt. I think I had a hand in possibly killing her

Can you really deny a customers request of extra salt though? Don't lose sleep my dude...
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Old 05-01-2014, 01:18 AM   #340
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i don't think the customer requested the extra salt.........
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Old 05-01-2014, 01:43 AM   #341
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Got head by this girl who had her baby in the room. When the baby started crying i told her my boy who was next in line to get head will take care of him for the time being till I finished...
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Old 05-01-2014, 02:02 AM   #342
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Can you really deny a customers request of extra salt though? Don't lose sleep my dude...

I think he meant he did it without her asking for it. Or else that would be a pointless post
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Old 11-02-2014, 11:08 PM   #343
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Classic thread.
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Old 11-03-2014, 12:08 AM   #344
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Too many funny stories to quote them all.

Epic thread.
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Old 11-03-2014, 01:18 AM   #345
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Fapped to a friend's mom once when really drunk at their house.

Fapped to a Spanish teacher upon getting home from school in the bathroom, even saying her name in a cinematic fashion while fapping. I'm still convinced to this day that my sister heard me cuz I was into it and didn't kno she came home during, I was prolly 16.
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