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Old 04-30-2014, 02:38 PM   #331
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Reading through this thread has been a trip Silk's bball posts usually piss me off, but homeboy is on point in this threaD: some of y'all are soft as butter. Real life scares some of you a little too much.

The cousin attraction thing...I can only point to once instance. My aunt and uncle out West can't have children sadly, so about 22 years ago they adopted a baby who was birthed by a fence jumping Mexican girl (quite literally...she carried her 8-months pregnant self across the border, popped the child, offered up her for adoption so she wouldn't have to grow up in Mexico, and then promptly was sent back to Mexico without complaint). She has grown into possibly one of the most beautiful women I know.

So yeah, she's a cousin in name and all that...but not blood related. Therefore when she visits and decides to wear skimpy two pieces and that, I have no shame in admiring at all.

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Old 04-30-2014, 02:41 PM   #332
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Had a dream that a male acquaintance of mine offered to suck my cok, and I accepted

When you're in a dream you don't have the same thought processing as in reality.

I've probably done a lot of crazy things in dreams.
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Old 04-30-2014, 03:09 PM   #333
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Old 04-30-2014, 03:11 PM   #334
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..... After you raped him.

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why are you still making jokes?
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Old 04-30-2014, 03:13 PM   #335
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This thread goes through a cycle.

Silkk gets bashed for his outlandish post, then months later he is praised for them, then bashed months later, then praised again
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Old 04-30-2014, 04:02 PM   #336
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I am a racist who doesn't want to see blacks coming to my game

but in order to make money, I put up with it.
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Old 04-30-2014, 04:07 PM   #337
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Old 04-30-2014, 04:09 PM   #338
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When you're in a dream you don't have the same thought processing as in reality.

I've probably done a lot of crazy things in dreams.

The best is the rare times you are able to realize you're dreaming and do whatever the **** you want
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Old 04-30-2014, 08:30 PM   #339
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I've never told anyone this, but a few years ago I was drunk and horny so I meet with a prostitute in a motel. I give her the money as I walk in, the agreement was only a BJ, but I convinced her for a full service without any charge, after I finish I see the money on the counter, I start to make small talk with her so I can distract her while I quietly snatch my money back. I grab the money and leave the motel and gtfo of there. I then receive a text from her calling me an ass****.

I'm not proud of it but shit happens.
Wow, was she hot?
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Old 04-30-2014, 08:53 PM   #340
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The best is the rare times you are able to realize you're dreaming and do whatever the **** you want
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Old 04-30-2014, 09:02 PM   #341
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why are you still making jokes?
Watchu want?
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Old 05-01-2014, 01:59 AM   #342
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When I worked at McDonald's I gave this chubby, diabetic woman an assload of extra salt. I think I had a hand in possibly killing her
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Old 05-01-2014, 02:01 AM   #343
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When I worked at McDonald's I gave this chubby, diabetic woman an assload of extra salt. I think I had a hand in possibly killing her

Can you really deny a customers request of extra salt though? Don't lose sleep my dude...
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Old 05-01-2014, 02:18 AM   #344
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i don't think the customer requested the extra salt.........
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Old 05-01-2014, 02:43 AM   #345
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Got head by this girl who had her baby in the room. When the baby started crying i told her my boy who was next in line to get head will take care of him for the time being till I finished...
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