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Old 05-01-2014, 01:01 AM   #331
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When I worked at McDonald's I gave this chubby, diabetic woman an assload of extra salt. I think I had a hand in possibly killing her

Can you really deny a customers request of extra salt though? Don't lose sleep my dude...
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Old 05-01-2014, 01:18 AM   #332
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i don't think the customer requested the extra salt.........
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Old 05-01-2014, 01:43 AM   #333
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Got head by this girl who had her baby in the room. When the baby started crying i told her my boy who was next in line to get head will take care of him for the time being till I finished...
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Old 05-01-2014, 02:02 AM   #334
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Can you really deny a customers request of extra salt though? Don't lose sleep my dude...

I think he meant he did it without her asking for it. Or else that would be a pointless post
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Old 11-02-2014, 11:08 PM   #335
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Classic thread.
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Old 11-03-2014, 12:08 AM   #336
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Too many funny stories to quote them all.

Epic thread.
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Old 11-03-2014, 01:18 AM   #337
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Fapped to a friend's mom once when really drunk at their house.

Fapped to a Spanish teacher upon getting home from school in the bathroom, even saying her name in a cinematic fashion while fapping. I'm still convinced to this day that my sister heard me cuz I was into it and didn't kno she came home during, I was prolly 16.
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Old 11-03-2014, 02:25 AM   #338
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I went in on the slow a few times when I was in ED. Best part was treating acutely intoxicated or OD patients.
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Old 05-02-2016, 07:10 PM   #339
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Some truly great stories in here
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Old 05-02-2016, 08:01 PM   #340
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Fapped to a friend's mom once when really drunk at their house.

Fapped to a Spanish teacher upon getting home from school in the bathroom, even saying her name in a cinematic fashion while fapping. I'm still convinced to this day that my sister heard me cuz I was into it and didn't kno she came home during, I was prolly 16.
This is all pretty normal tbh.
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Old 05-02-2016, 08:06 PM   #341
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Nah under a walkway bridge tunnel thingy, kid was screaming for him to stop ripping his pants, and I ran off in the opposite direction
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Old 05-02-2016, 08:13 PM   #342
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Masturbated to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.
This man takes the prize
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Old 06-30-2016, 03:04 PM   #343
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had to re-read this
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Old 06-30-2016, 03:23 PM   #344
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Stuck my ***** into the suction hose of a vacuum cleaner and then turned it on. I only did it once though.
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