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Old 02-05-2013, 01:52 AM   #61
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WTF MAN
It was a shortlived attraction after being called an incestual freak.
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:54 AM   #62
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In my defense I never actually beat off to the iCarly episode. So definitely not pedo....


The fact that you wanted to makes it alright to label you as such
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:55 AM   #63
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Also not sure if counts, because I did tell two other friends. But my ex-girlfriend and I came back from a party drunk as hell about two years ago. She passed out but I was still horny as f.uck. I proceeded to use her hand to jerk me off. She was out pretty cold so I was able to get a decent grip keeping her hand around my c.ock. Before people say I took advantage of her, she used to always talk about how it would be hot to wake up with me f.ucking her. A harmless handjob isn't a big deal
Your ex? I don't know about that one. That's pretty ****ed up.
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:56 AM   #64
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You guys are ****ing strange people. The worst I've done is probably watch animal porn.


Animal porn? How the fcuk do they make that? Are they just filming to animals fcuking?...not that i'd want to watch it or anything <_< ...>_>
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Old 02-05-2013, 02:00 AM   #65
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Also not sure if counts, because I did tell two other friends. But my ex-girlfriend and I came back from a party drunk as hell about two years ago. She passed out but I was still horny as f.uck. I proceeded to use her hand to jerk me off. She was out pretty cold so I was able to get a decent grip keeping her hand around my c.ock. Before people say I took advantage of her, she used to always talk about how it would be hot to wake up with me f.ucking her. A harmless handjob isn't a big deal


Lmaoo that reminds me of how i basically did the same thing with this one chick except i didn't use her hand.
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Old 02-05-2013, 08:11 AM   #66
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Your ex? I don't know about that one. That's pretty ****ed up.


It wasn't the best thing to do, but I don't think its nearly that bad.
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Old 02-05-2013, 08:12 AM   #67
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Animal porn? How the fcuk do they make that? Are they just filming to animals fcuking?...not that i'd want to watch it or anything <_< ...>_>


There is a porn for pretty much everything now. I just don't know how the f.uck anyone can think that animal porn is hot

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Old 02-05-2013, 08:36 AM   #68
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All right, let's lighten things up in here, it's getting a little weird. I discovered fapping the summer after 8th grade and pretty much beat off to every girl I had just graduated with. And I moved in with my ex fiancee after her grandmother passed away and found a script of vicodin while cleaning out her room and took them periodically.
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Old 02-05-2013, 09:13 AM   #69
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All right, let's lighten things up in here, it's getting a little weird. I discovered fapping the summer after 8th grade and pretty much beat off to every girl I had just graduated with. And I moved in with my ex fiancee after her grandmother passed away and found a script of vicodin while cleaning out her room and took them periodically.


Gross dude. Get a life, weirdo
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Old 02-05-2013, 09:20 AM   #70
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All right, let's lighten things up in here, it's getting a little weird. I discovered fapping the summer after 8th grade and pretty much beat off to every girl I had just graduated with. And I moved in with my ex fiancee after her grandmother passed away and found a script of vicodin while cleaning out her room and took them periodically.
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Old 02-05-2013, 09:26 AM   #71
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All right, let's lighten things up in here, it's getting a little weird. I discovered fapping the summer after 8th grade and pretty much beat off to every girl I had just graduated with. And I moved in with my ex fiancee after her grandmother passed away and found a script of vicodin while cleaning out her room and took them periodically.

Good choice!
How old were you?
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The fact that you wanted to makes it alright to label you as such


Try watching a whole episode of iCarly without getting an erection. I dare you
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Old 02-05-2013, 10:08 AM   #73
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Good choice!
How old were you?

22 or 23
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Old 02-05-2013, 10:14 AM   #74
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19, it was the summer after her freshman year in college. She was asleep when I did the deed.

wait, you jerked off to her, while she was in the room!?
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:30 PM   #75
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wait, you jerked off to her, while she was in the room!?
Yeah, but I was doing it through my basketball shorts. I had my phone in my hand, so I would have looked natural had my mom/brothers walked in.
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