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Old 02-10-2013, 02:45 PM   #1
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Default Women in the church ...

Please cover up.

I'm in the church house trying to repent of my sins, and these women come in lookin' all good and fine and stuff. So, I'm sinning trying to repent ...

Tight skirts, short skits, sleeveless blouses, stilettos OMG!!!

This one young lady came into service today, looked so gorgeous, I almost came. Had to go get a drink of water.


STOP IT LADIES.
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Old 02-10-2013, 02:56 PM   #2
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:12 PM   #3
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:24 PM   #4
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Default Re: Women in the church ...

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Please cover up.

I'm in the church house trying to repent of my sins, and these women come in lookin' all good and fine and stuff. So, I'm sinning trying to repent ...

Tight skirts, short skits, sleeveless blouses, stilettos OMG!!!

This one young lady came into service today, looked so gorgeous, I almost came. Had to go get a drink of water.


STOP IT LADIES.

Just whip out your wang next time to show them how disgusting they are.
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:25 PM   #5
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Default Re: Women in the church ...

If a God existed, lust wouldn't be a sin.

But there ain't no God. Don't even worry about it. Feel free to stroke it right there in the pew.
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:28 PM   #6
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If a God existed, lust wouldn't be a sin.

But there ain't no God. Don't even worry about it. Feel free to stroke it right there in the pew.

No sins as long as there's permission'.
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Old 02-10-2013, 05:07 PM   #7
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Old 02-10-2013, 05:20 PM   #8
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worthless without pics
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Old 02-10-2013, 06:35 PM   #9
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Default Re: Women in the church ...

Purity of thought my friend....one of those battles you gotta re-start over & over...

God's waiting.
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Old 02-10-2013, 07:26 PM   #10
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Default Re: Women in the church ...

Lol

After realizing that Jamal McThuggerson just wants to hit it and quit it, the wimminz are looking to persuade Reverend Poindexter or Dr. Johnson to put a ring on it.


Yeah, right.

No but for real though even in freakin' mosques aka uber-patriarchal Islam a lot of women are wearing hijabs with form fitting clothing and "working overtime" in mixed groups to "help out the mosque."

Lol. The question is will the pendulum turn back to conservative times or will even religious folk have eye candy temptation anywhere and everywhere? DUN DUN DUN.
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Old 02-10-2013, 07:41 PM   #11
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The church has convinced you lust is a sin to make you believe you are broken and therefore need the church to to heal you. It is just manipulative marketing. Convince someone they are sick and then sell them the "medicine."
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Old 02-10-2013, 07:41 PM   #12
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Old 02-10-2013, 08:12 PM   #13
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Old 02-10-2013, 08:16 PM   #14
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Old 02-10-2013, 08:24 PM   #15
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pics, or it didnt happen.
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