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Old 02-06-2013, 11:29 PM   #16
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Default Re: A friend of mine is seriously thinking of going to Russia to bring a wife.

I'd go over there

1. Bang her
2. Bang her again
3. Get on the next flight back to the US

Make sure she doesn't mess with the condom though. Bitch might poke a hole in it or something to get pregnant. Another alternative would be to take some morning after pills.
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Old 02-07-2013, 01:04 AM   #17
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i worked with a guy that did this but the chick was asian. he ended up losing his house, car and eventually the wife herself. she walked out on him and he was on anti-depressants and working crazy overtime to keep up with all his bills.
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Old 02-07-2013, 10:27 AM   #18
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Default Re: A friend of mine is seriously thinking of going to Russia to bring a wife.

What's the website? I'd like to steal her from your friend. Thanks.
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Old 02-07-2013, 10:43 AM   #19
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It should be plainly obvious that these women just want out of a shit ty situation and want to get that green card.
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Old 02-07-2013, 11:06 AM   #20
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Classic too good to be true case.
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Old 02-07-2013, 11:20 AM   #21
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Default Re: A friend of mine is seriously thinking of going to Russia to bring a wife.

It is what it is. "Your Friend" will have sex with a really beautiful women for 3 years or so and then it will be over. She will walk away with half of everything.

I have met plenty of Russians. Believe me, they are not setimental types. There will be no "love". There will be no attachment.

Is it worth it?...Depends on your friend.
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Old 02-07-2013, 11:34 AM   #22
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Default Re: A friend of mine is seriously thinking of going to Russia to bring a wife.

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Maybe they just clicked on that deeper spiritual level. But still I wouldn't do it. There are some very shady people in Russia. Is she from Moscow or some small town in the middle of nowhere?
Went back to look at her profile and actually she's from the Ukraine.
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Old 02-07-2013, 11:50 AM   #23
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Default Re: A friend of mine is seriously thinking of going to Russia to bring a wife.

We're talking about Thorp here right?
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Old 02-08-2013, 01:09 PM   #24
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It is what it is. "Your Friend" will have sex with a really beautiful women for 3 years or so and then it will be over. She will walk away with half of everything.

I have met plenty of Russians. Believe me, they are not setimental types. There will be no "love". There will be no attachment.

Is it worth it?...Depends on your friend.

With all due respect, sir Ronaldo, if you were getting fukked on a nightly basis and this was practically your sole source of emotional/financial security and you actually dug the dude's style... would you not have Some feelings of bonding?
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:21 PM   #25
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With all due respect, sir Ronaldo, if you were getting fukked on a nightly basis and this was practically your sole source of emotional/financial security and you actually dug the dude's style... would you not have Some feelings of bonding?
There's your problem.
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