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Old 03-01-2013, 01:43 AM   #16
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Old 03-01-2013, 02:28 AM   #17
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I don't know what the age of consent laws are where you are from but there are jurisdictions where it is 16. Also there is a 5 year gap between age that is allowed. Though i think that is only a Canadian law might be much more differnt in the States.
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Old 03-01-2013, 02:58 AM   #18
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I had an awkward bathroom moment. I flushed the toilet. Then I pissed. Then I realized I also had to take a dump. The problem is I didn't want the piss water splashing my ass. Timing your dump is a skill.

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Old 03-01-2013, 02:58 AM   #19
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**** there's tons of hot girls your age and tons of slores your age. It's not even so much her telling her friends(which she will) but if her parents find out you're fvked. It's not worth it plus you work at her school.
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Old 03-01-2013, 03:42 AM   #20
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Im 21 I have this 17 or 16 idk year old high school girl friend of my sisters (I've graduated college) hitting me up all the time on facebook and occasionally tweeting about me, i.e. "I want a hairy college man." I've decided Im not going to pursue that. What do you guys think?

Yeah you WORK at her school? Dont doooo it man. There's girls your age. I almost got arrested and humiliated very publicly in high school cus teachers overheard girls talking. Girls willllll talk and BRAG and teachers might hear that ish.
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Old 03-01-2013, 03:56 AM   #21
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I had an awkward bathroom moment. I flushed the toilet. Then I pissed. Then I realized I also had to take a dump. The problem is I didn't want the piss water splashing my ass. Timing your dump is a skill.
Toilet paper bro. Put some in the bowel before hand and it softens the blow and stops the splash
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Old 03-01-2013, 10:24 PM   #22
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Does downward dog count?
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Old 03-02-2013, 12:09 PM   #23
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When I read this thread's title, I was picking my nose.

SMH.
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Old 03-02-2013, 12:13 PM   #24
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Like a week ago, I was wiping my ass and the amount of toilet paper I used for one of the wipes was too thin and my finger went right through.
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Old 03-02-2013, 01:48 PM   #25
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So, is this thread for *all* awkward positions? or just relationship/casual sex type stuff?
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Old 03-02-2013, 03:20 PM   #26
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Old 03-02-2013, 03:25 PM   #27
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When I was 20 I received dome from a 15 y/o.. not sure why she and her friends were at this party but we were both pretty drunk and it happened. She wanted to go further but I just couldn't go through with it... lord did I want to though. She was hot then and she's even hotter now.. I'd try to hit it now but she moved out of state for college

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Old 03-02-2013, 06:10 PM   #28
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Like a week ago, I was wiping my ass and the amount of toilet paper I used for one of the wipes was too thin and my finger went right through.

Hate it when that happens
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Old 03-02-2013, 10:33 PM   #29
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Are you the teacher from pretty little liars?
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Old 03-02-2013, 10:35 PM   #30
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One of the people i had to chop their hand off for paying late is the person who serves tacos in my favorite taco place. I keep worrying he might accidentally bleed into my food.
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