Man I date girls like Miley Cyrus on the regular. What can she do for me? Ballin yo

[IamRAMBO24]

That's my problem. I'm too good looking. There is no challenge. Guys like Jameer make me jealous. Why? Because if a girl likes him, you know for a fact she will like him for who he is and not just another piece of meat. I'm sick and tired of having a pristine face, a nice chiseled body, and an a*s that would make the macho man come out of the closet. Being too damn looking is a curse! I wish people will like me for me.

[Jameerthefear]

Originally Posted by IamRAMBO24

That's my problem. I'm too good looking. There is no challenge. Guys like Jameer make me jealous. Why? Because if a girl likes him, you know for a fact she will like him for who he is and not just another piece of meat. I'm sick and tired of having a pristine face, a nice chiseled body, and an a*s that would make the macho man come out of the closet. Being too damn looking is a curse! I wish people will like me for me.

[QuebecBaller]

[IamRAMBO24]

It's really a compliment. Girls want to f*ck me while they want to be friends with you. Do you know how much guys like me wish they are in your position? I would love to talk to girls on the phone all day long, go shopping together, and be a shoulder to cry on. I think it's a lot more interesting than blowing a huge wad of jizzz in their face. You have something I don't; I envy boys like you.

[OJ SIMPSON 2.0]

Lel, sh*t thread.

[MetsPackers]

Seriously though can you stop with the pathetically desperate cries for attention? Nobody likes you or values your presence on this forum. Your blatant trolling and attention-seeking rivals 9erempire for most pitiful attempts at validation I have ever seen on the internet, and that's saying something. If you hung yourself now, your name would never be mentioned again on this forum, unless the discussion was "biggest faggots of all time". So do us all a favor and gtfo

[niko]

Yeah, conspiracy theorists on their first job at McDonalds who spend all day trolling on the net are just chick magnets.

[AboveTheRim.]

I really will never understand the motivation of trolling like this. I'd like to ask you why you make threads like this, but I know I wouldn't be able to get a legitimate answer.

[IamRAMBO24]

Originally Posted by L.Kizzle

Cat's be acting like they internet superstars in here.

I haven't seen many threads here titled "I ran in to (insert celeb chick) today, I turned that bish down!" Than they proceed to type "Man, I get ladies hotter than her on the regular, what can a celeb chick do for me. Man, I got hoes for every day of the week. Ballin'!"

jhjk

[The Macho Man]

Originally Posted by IamRAMBO24

That's my problem. I'm too good looking. There is no challenge. Guys like Jameer make me jealous. Why? Because if a girl likes him, you know for a fact she will like him for who he is and not just another piece of meat. I'm sick and tired of having a pristine face, a nice chiseled body, and an a*s that would make the macho man come out of the closet. Being too damn looking is a curse! I wish people will like me for me.

[B-Low]

So you date toothpick girls with no talent, shaved heads, annoying personalities and bodies like 14 year olds who lack the fame/money of the real Miley? Congrats I guess

[HomieWeMajor]

Originally Posted by IamRAMBO24

That's my problem. I'm too good looking. There is no challenge. Guys like Jameer make me jealous. Why? Because if a girl likes him, you know for a fact she will like him for who he is and not just another piece of meat. I'm sick and tired of having a pristine face, a nice chiseled body, and an a*s that would make the macho man come out of the closet. Being too damn looking is a curse! I wish people will like me for me.

I feel your pain brother
When my momma used to kiss me before school I didn't know whether it was because she loved me or because she wanted my preteen ass.

[imdaman99]

didnt this guy make a thread complaining about how his gf put on weight and was 200 lbs now?

[KingBeasley08]

I thought your girlfriend was fat as phuck

[niko]

Originally Posted by imdaman99

didnt this guy make a thread complaining about how his gf put on weight and was 200 lbs now?

When you are imaginary you can put weight on and off quickly.