If Jasi was a show in which a degenerate rapper named Graham. AUBREY came from he'd be Degrassi.
If Jasi was an adjective, he'd be classy.
If Jasi was a heavy cream drink in Punjab, he'd be Lassi.
If Jasi was a heroic border colllie he'd be Lassie.
If Jasi was an R and B singer who leaked her nude breasts for all of us to enjoy, he'd be Cassie.
If JailBlazers7 was a place where Good Christian members of the Portland Basketball team go, he'd be JailBlazersHeaven.
If JailBlazers7 was a off-white type of sports jacket, he'd be a PaleBlazer7.
If JailBlazers7 was a cow who got sick of eating old grass, he'd be StaleGrazer7.
If JailBlazers7 was a LUpe Fiasco album that didn't hit platinum he'd be FailLasers7.
If JailBlazers7 didn't have his eyesight he'd be BraileBlazers7
If JailBlazers7 was a vegetable he'd be KaleBlazers7.
If JailBlazersy7 was a cop who liked to attack people on the a$$ he'd be TailTazers7
If B-Low was worth one point he'd be Free Throw.
If B-Low lived in my basement he'd be Below.
If JailBlazers7 based his monicker on a more modern era of Portland basketball he'd be FrailBlazers7.
If JeffersonMoney was a Cash Money Millionaire he'd be JefferStunMoney.
If Jasi was a New York City basketball legend he'd be Bassy.
If Jasi was a black dude that ran out of lotion he'd be Ashy.
If Jefferson Money was Thomas Jefferson's bee farm he would be Jefferson Honey
If Jefferson Money was a sexual act committed by Thomas Edison's toothless wife he would be the Edison Gummy
If Jefferson Money was a heat exchange of words in a pickup game he would be Son DontTouchMe
If JeffersonMoney got married and died he'd be LeftHerSomeMoney.
If JailBlazers7 was an electronic hammer he'd be NailBlazer7.
If JeffersonMoney was the 1st president of the United States he'd be WashingtonMoney.
If JailBlazers7 was an inspector at a bucket factory he'd be PailGrader7.
Funniest thread I've read in awhile. Good work ISHiots!
If GreatGreg worked the Sunday brunch he'd be GreatGregsBenedict.
If StroShow trained prostitutes he'd be ShowHo.
Zen at the beach is a California RayZen.
If I could think of anything that rhymed with starface other than car chase I might have a chance to be witty here.
If Professor Murder was a wifebeater he'd be Professor Hurt Her
If Professor Murder had Tourettes he'd be Professor Blurter
If Professor Murder had Irritable Bowel Syndrome he'd be Professor Turder
If Professor Murder had any pimp game he'd be Professor Flirter