If B-Low was cocaine he'd be Blow.
If Gobb was obese he'd be Blob.
If RealMenWearGreen was Cam'Ron in 2003 he'd be RealMenWearPink.
If VcDrivesAPorscheToWork wasn't full of shit he'd still be posting on ISH.
If Jasi was a show in which a degenerate rapper named Graham. AUBREY came from he'd be Degrassi.
If Jasi was an adjective, he'd be classy.
If Jasi was a heavy cream drink in Punjab, he'd be Lassi.
If Jasi was a heroic border colllie he'd be Lassie.
If Jasi was an R and B singer who leaked her nude breasts for all of us to enjoy, he'd be Cassie.
If JailBlazers7 was a place where Good Christian members of the Portland Basketball team go, he'd be JailBlazersHeaven.
If JailBlazers7 was a off-white type of sports jacket, he'd be a PaleBlazer7.
If JailBlazers7 was a cow who got sick of eating old grass, he'd be StaleGrazer7.
If JailBlazers7 was a LUpe Fiasco album that didn't hit platinum he'd be FailLasers7.
If JailBlazers7 didn't have his eyesight he'd be BraileBlazers7
If JailBlazers7 was a vegetable he'd be KaleBlazers7.
If JailBlazersy7 was a cop who liked to attack people on the a$$ he'd be TailTazers7
If B-Low was worth one point he'd be Free Throw.
If B-Low lived in my basement he'd be Below.
If JailBlazers7 based his monicker on a more modern era of Portland basketball he'd be FrailBlazers7.
If JeffersonMoney was a Cash Money Millionaire he'd be JefferStunMoney.
If Jasi was a New York City basketball legend he'd be Bassy.
If Jasi was a black dude that ran out of lotion he'd be Ashy.
If Jefferson Money was Thomas Jefferson's bee farm he would be Jefferson Honey
If Jefferson Money was a sexual act committed by Thomas Edison's toothless wife he would be the Edison Gummy
If Jefferson Money was a heat exchange of words in a pickup game he would be Son DontTouchMe