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Old 03-05-2013, 08:00 PM   #31
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Can someone do a Jeff/Steve/Insidehoop?

If Insidehoops was a DJ he'd be InsideLoops
If Insidehoops was coprophagist he'd be InsidePoops
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Old 03-05-2013, 08:01 PM   #32
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if mlh1981 was a jedi, he'd be mlh19obiwan



damn you killed the thread

If Jasi was a show in which a degenerate rapper named Graham. AUBREY came from he'd be Degrassi.
If Jasi was an adjective, he'd be classy.
If Jasi was a heavy cream drink in Punjab, he'd be Lassi.
If Jasi was a heroic border colllie he'd be Lassie.
If Jasi was an R and B singer who leaked her nude breasts for all of us to enjoy, he'd be Cassie.
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Old 03-05-2013, 08:02 PM   #33
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If MLH1981 was an elementary school in New York City he'd be PS1981.
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Old 03-05-2013, 08:04 PM   #34
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If I was a porno, I would be Jailbaiters 7
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Old 03-05-2013, 08:08 PM   #35
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If I was a porno, I would be Jailbaiters 7

If JailBlazers7 was a place where Good Christian members of the Portland Basketball team go, he'd be JailBlazersHeaven.
If JailBlazers7 was a off-white type of sports jacket, he'd be a PaleBlazer7.
If JailBlazers7 was a cow who got sick of eating old grass, he'd be StaleGrazer7.
If JailBlazers7 was a LUpe Fiasco album that didn't hit platinum he'd be FailLasers7.
If JailBlazers7 didn't have his eyesight he'd be BraileBlazers7
If JailBlazers7 was a vegetable he'd be KaleBlazers7.
If JailBlazersy7 was a cop who liked to attack people on the a$$ he'd be TailTazers7
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Old 03-05-2013, 08:21 PM   #36
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If B-Low was worth one point he'd be Free Throw.
If B-Low lived in my basement he'd be Below.
If JailBlazers7 based his monicker on a more modern era of Portland basketball he'd be FrailBlazers7.
If JeffersonMoney was a Cash Money Millionaire he'd be JefferStunMoney.
If Jasi was a New York City basketball legend he'd be Bassy.
If Jasi was a black dude that ran out of lotion he'd be Ashy.
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Old 03-05-2013, 08:24 PM   #37
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IfStroShow was a commercial trying to convince innocent African Americans to purchase a hair product that results in more sexual congress with ladies he'd be SoulGlow4


If StroShow4 was a documentary about harvesting cocaine he'd be GrowBlow4

If StroShow4 was a program discussing various methods in increasing your streams of cash it'd be DoughFlow4
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Old 03-05-2013, 08:27 PM   #38
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If Jefferson Money was Thomas Jefferson's bee farm he would be Jefferson Honey
If Jefferson Money was a sexual act committed by Thomas Edison's toothless wife he would be the Edison Gummy
If Jefferson Money was a heat exchange of words in a pickup game he would be Son DontTouchMe
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Old 03-05-2013, 08:36 PM   #39
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If JeffersonMoney got married and died he'd be LeftHerSomeMoney.
If JailBlazers7 was an electronic hammer he'd be NailBlazer7.
If JeffersonMoney was the 1st president of the United States he'd be WashingtonMoney.
If JailBlazers7 was an inspector at a bucket factory he'd be PailGrader7.
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Old 03-05-2013, 08:55 PM   #40
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If Insidehoops was a Chinese Website, then it'd be LinsideHoops.

If Insidehoops was a Black Website, then it'd be Tyronsidehoops.
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Old 03-05-2013, 09:22 PM   #41
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If Insidehoops was a Chinese Website, then it'd be LinsideHoops.

If Insidehoops was a Black Website, then it'd be Tyronsidehoops.

And if it was based on gay porn, it would be InsidePoops...
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Old 03-05-2013, 09:27 PM   #42
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If LatinaHeat was a slab of steak served in a Mexican bar, she'd be CantinaMeat

If CatzHernandez was a long lecture that your date's father gave you before you took her out to dinner, he'd be CrapHerDadSays

If KBlaze was a sexually curious high school boy exploring his sexuality, he'd be GayPhase

If Vapid contributed anything entertaining to this board he'd be unrecognizable

If Zen were an unnecessary clone of Ryu he'd be Ken



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Old 03-05-2013, 09:53 PM   #43
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Funniest thread I've read in awhile. Good work ISHiots!


If GreatGreg worked the Sunday brunch he'd be GreatGregsBenedict.
If StroShow trained prostitutes he'd be ShowHo.
Zen at the beach is a California RayZen.
If I could think of anything that rhymed with starface other than car chase I might have a chance to be witty here.
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Old 03-05-2013, 10:06 PM   #44
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If Rufuspaul was a Pete's Montreaux-induced coma he'd be a RoofieSpell
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Old 03-06-2013, 09:45 AM   #45
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If Professor Murder was a wifebeater he'd be Professor Hurt Her
If Professor Murder had Tourettes he'd be Professor Blurter
If Professor Murder had Irritable Bowel Syndrome he'd be Professor Turder
If Professor Murder had any pimp game he'd be Professor Flirter
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