If Dasher was an Eminem wanna be, hed be Roth.. First name Asher
If Dasher was a bootleg male Ke$ha his name likely would be Ka$her
If Dasher went on a killing spree then he would be The ISH Slasher
If Dasher turns pervert exhibitionist... hed be ISH's premier Flasher
If InsideHoops was broth made of chickens, hed be InsideSoups
If InsideHoops were bullets in a battlefield, hed be InsideTroops
If InsideHoops was a gay WNBA player hed be SherylSwoopes
If InsideHoops was a gay porn actor hed be InsidePoops
If hateraid was a promiscuous food server he'd be waiterlaid.
When hateraid fired the domestic help he was like "latermaid".
If hateraid was a hole in the ground caused by a meteor he'd be cratermade.
If hateraid was a good place to play video games he's be greatarcade.
This is killin me!
Rusfuspaul has a dwarf who's TwofootTall
If Rufuspaul hated Kobe he'd be Knoeitawl
If rufuspaul was clippersfan he'd BooChrisPaul
Hey, rufuspaul, whatcha charge on a Root-can-awl?
If Budadii was a young lady who spoke in vulgar language, he'd be CrudeHawtie.
If Red1 was a son of a gun who was shot, he'd be a deadgun.
If JameertheFear was an Arab Homosexual he'd be AbeertheQueer.
If JameertheFear was from Texas he'd be QueertheSteer.
If The Macho Man was a chip with legs he'd be the Nacho Ran
If Jefferson Money was a standup comedian he'd be Jefferson Funny
If Jefferson Money was a nice spring day he'd be Jefferson Sunny
If Jefferson Money was a bumble bee he'd be Jefferson Honey
If Jefferson Money was a piece of candy he'd be Jefferson Gummy
If Jefferson Money was an avid Mobb Deep fan from Queens he'd be Jefferson Dunny
If J$ was a shady fake ticket scalper he'd be Jefferson Scummy
If J$ was a shameless card gambler he'd be Jefferson Rummy
If J$ was the youngest member of the 3 Ninjas he'd be Jefferson Tum-Tummy
If macmac was making fat stacks, he would be selling that loud pack
If macmac was a soccer player, he'd be a fullback
If macmac was ****in a thot, he'd get up to go to the bathroom and say "i'll be right back"
If hateraid was a golfer, he would be wearing tailormade
If hateraid was making 6 figures, he would be gettinpaid
If hateraid was in the civil war, he would be general of the Iron brigade
If hateraid was paul wall, he'd be switchin lanes
If lamarodom was any good at this, no wait, that's insane