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Old 03-07-2013, 02:20 PM   #61
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If Dasher was an Eminem wanna be, hed be Roth.. First name Asher
If Dasher was a bootleg male Ke$ha his name likely would be Ka$her
If Dasher went on a killing spree then he would be The ISH Slasher
If Dasher turns pervert exhibitionist... hed be ISH's premier Flasher
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Old 03-07-2013, 02:46 PM   #62
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If ROCSteady was a villain from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles he'd be rocksteady





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Old 03-07-2013, 02:50 PM   #63
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If InsideHoops was broth made of chickens, hed be InsideSoups
If InsideHoops were bullets in a battlefield, hed be InsideTroops
If InsideHoops was a gay WNBA player hed be SherylSwoopes
If InsideHoops was a gay porn actor hed be InsidePoops
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Old 03-07-2013, 02:58 PM   #64
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If Jeff Lenchiner had a harem of girls waiting in line to suck his kyke, he'd be Hef Lenchiner.

If Jeff Lenchiner spent most of his words pissing and moaning he'd be Jeff Lenwhiner,

IF Jeff Lenchiner was of Afro-American descent and enjoyed scarving down on poultry he'd be Jeff Hendiner

If Jeff Lenchiner was the official replacement term for John Hancock he'd be Jeff Pensigner

If Jeff Lenchiner sold a product of school supplies that were TWICE as good as five star he'd be Jeff Tenbinder
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Old 03-07-2013, 11:39 PM   #65
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If hateraid was a promiscuous food server he'd be waiterlaid.
When hateraid fired the domestic help he was like "latermaid".
If hateraid was a hole in the ground caused by a meteor he'd be cratermade.
If hateraid was a good place to play video games he's be greatarcade.

This is killin me!

Rusfuspaul has a dwarf who's TwofootTall
If Rufuspaul hated Kobe he'd be Knoeitawl
If rufuspaul was clippersfan he'd BooChrisPaul
Hey, rufuspaul, whatcha charge on a Root-can-awl?
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Old 03-18-2013, 10:22 AM   #66
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If LamarOdom was RufusPauls daughter, he'd have been at a Taylor Swift concert.
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Old 03-18-2013, 12:08 PM   #67
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If LamarOdom was RufusPauls daughter, he'd have been at a Taylor Swift concert.

If lamarodom was a gangster you paid protection to, he'd be TheBarOwedHim,

If lamarodom was a fat black dude being filmed c walking in the middle of a busy intersection, he'd be TheCarOwnedHim
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Old 09-11-2013, 03:41 PM   #68
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If Budadii was a young lady who spoke in vulgar language, he'd be CrudeHawtie.
If Red1 was a son of a gun who was shot, he'd be a deadgun.
If JameertheFear was an Arab Homosexual he'd be AbeertheQueer.
If JameertheFear was from Texas he'd be QueertheSteer.
If The Macho Man was a chip with legs he'd be the Nacho Ran
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Old 03-26-2014, 08:43 PM   #69
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If shiver wasn't a taker, he'd be a giver
If shiver wasn't a splinter, he'd be a sliver
If b-low was gnarls barkley partner he'd be c-low
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Old 03-26-2014, 09:19 PM   #70
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If Jefferson Money was a standup comedian he'd be Jefferson Funny
If Jefferson Money was a nice spring day he'd be Jefferson Sunny
If Jefferson Money was a bumble bee he'd be Jefferson Honey
If Jefferson Money was a piece of candy he'd be Jefferson Gummy

If Jefferson Money was an avid Mobb Deep fan from Queens he'd be Jefferson Dunny

If J$ was a shady fake ticket scalper he'd be Jefferson Scummy

If J$ was a shameless card gambler he'd be Jefferson Rummy

If J$ was the youngest member of the 3 Ninjas he'd be Jefferson Tum-Tummy
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Old 03-26-2014, 09:19 PM   #71
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Starting throwback thursday a day early huh?
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Old 03-26-2014, 09:50 PM   #72
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If Rocsteady was a person who liked to impregnate flapper cartoon characters he'd be KnockBetty

If Rocsteady was a male genitalia named after a youtube comedian of his heritage he'd be CockMazetti

If Rocsteady was a stuffed animal with big ears modeled after a stoic futuristic persona he'd be SpockTeddy



If Rocsteady was a woman mashing avocadoes and calling for her children to enjoy said dish, he'd be GuacReady.
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Old 03-27-2014, 12:12 AM   #73
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If macmac was making fat stacks, he would be selling that loud pack
If macmac was a soccer player, he'd be a fullback
If macmac was ****in a thot, he'd get up to go to the bathroom and say "i'll be right back"

If hateraid was a golfer, he would be wearing tailormade
If hateraid was making 6 figures, he would be gettinpaid
If hateraid was in the civil war, he would be general of the Iron brigade
If hateraid was paul wall, he'd be switchin lanes
If lamarodom was any good at this, no wait, that's insane
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Old 03-27-2014, 12:53 AM   #74
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If Jeffersonmoney inherited Insidehoops, he'd be Jeff's first son Johnny.

If Rocksteady was a slutty cheerleader he'd be Jock Ready
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Old 03-27-2014, 01:01 AM   #75
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if macmac was a duck he'd say qauckqauck
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