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Old 03-07-2013, 02:40 PM   #1
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Default 50 Shades of Grey

I never had to time to read it but my wife loves it. It's on the shelves of every book store like Twilight and Hunger Games was years ago. And a movie is in production. Has anyone here read it?
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Old 03-07-2013, 02:52 PM   #2
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Its female literary porn.

I rather get sexual visuals in a faster format than to spend hours reading a book for arousal entertainment.
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Old 03-07-2013, 03:04 PM   #3
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It's garbage. Surprisingly, a worse love story than Twilight.
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Old 03-07-2013, 03:04 PM   #4
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Default Re: 50 Shades of Grey

It's a place where females can fantasize about a world where being average looking and somewhat quirky dubs them worthy of having a Billionaire Big-Dick Philantrophist-Humanitarian Thrill-Seeking Tall Handsome Uber-Successful Super Alpha Male with a dark mysterious past spends hours texting them cutesy and occasionaly dirty stuff and buying awesome things while she repairs them.


Here's a question out there to the ladies. If your soul motive at hopping on rebels' d!cks is to *cough* save him *cough*, why can't you fix dudes who lack sexiness and strength? Despite "fitting in" they are far more troubled/fukked up than the bad boy is.

Waiting for your answer. The world would be a *more civilized place* if girls could inject some sexiness and panache to the average Joes, Churchboys, and Poindexters that keep society together. Not that I care.
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Old 03-07-2013, 03:12 PM   #5
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It's garbage. Surprisingly, a worse love story than Twilight.

Seriously.

I don't even dislike romance. Watching films like Ghost/Shop Around the Corner or hell even reading Jane Ayre and some of the old Greek Legends (Ares fukking Aphrodite behind Haphaestu's back) was pretty cool.

But look what we have here.

Necrophilia and beastiality, Twilight.
The successful product of an abused mother taking some stranger into a dungeon where he clamps her nipples, beats her ass with a whip, and spends thousands on useless luxuries on her.

WE. ARE. ALL. F*CKED.

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Old 03-07-2013, 03:44 PM   #6
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5 shades of gay
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Old 03-07-2013, 03:53 PM   #7
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Its female literary porn.

I rather get sexual visuals in a faster format than to spend hours reading a book for arousal entertainment.

You really don't mean the word literary do you?

50 Shades of Grey is not literary, it's merely printed.

Also I suspect you end spending hours looking at visuals.
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Old 03-07-2013, 04:14 PM   #8
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You really don't mean the word literary do you?

I was being facetious. Going back and reading it, I can see how I didnt make it readily apparent.


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50 Shades of Grey is not literary, it's merely printed.

Agreed.

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Also I suspect you end spending hours looking at visuals.

In comparison my visual activities doesnt even come close to matching the amount of time I spend reading a book. I rather spend time doing the actual psychical activity than to meander through any type of erotica. I have a short attention span, so I prefer a more engaging method.

Being bipo my attention is always on the move. So redundant sexual imagery ends up boring me.
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Oh shit, ZeN went big words mode.
I apologize about making you seem clairvoyant. I hate posting on my phone.
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Oh shit, ZeN went big words mode
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I apologize about making you seem clairvoyant. I hate posting on my phone.

I take that as a compliment
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In comparison my visual activities doesnt even come close to matching the amount of time I spend reading a book.
In terms of time, I meant cumulatively, ie that you check out visuals more often than you read a book (Thanks Tumblr!).
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. I rather spend time doing the actual psychical activity than to meander through any type of erotica. I have a short attention span, so I prefer a more engaging method.

Being bipo my attention is always on the move. So redundant residual sexual imagery ends up boring me.
I also assume it doesn't surprise you that women get turned on in different ways than men. Men are very visual. Women want more context.

I have to say as I get older context has become more important to me. That may also be the result of visuals never being more than a google search away.
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In terms of time, I meant cumulatively, ie that you check out visuals more often than you read a book (Thanks Tumblr!).


I am an avid reader. Many here on ISH can attest to that. In fact the only reason that the great thread that rufuspaul made called 'What Are You Reading?' has survived, is because I have the habit of bumping it with the latest novel that I've read. If you go and check it out, you can see for yourself how I regularly read.. and I don't even post the graphic novels or throw away novels that I read or any theological material.




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I also assume it doesn't surprise you that women get turned on in different ways than men. Men are very visual. Women want more context.


I dont want to become too revealing here but I have done my fair share of Erotica reading myself. Reading stimulating content can be visual the same way that reading a novel is. The reason men dont ever get into it is because they seek instant gratification. Pornography that is visual/audible based is the quickest way to arise arousal.

I will say that written erotica, much like visual porn, ends up getting old.. it becomes routine and predictable.. at least to me it does after the initial novelty wears off.
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Default Re: 50 Shades of Grey

I used to read Penthouse forums, and jack off, can't fault the ladies for basically doing the same. Lol.

For reals though it's sad to see the mother goddesses being reduced down to dumb ass dudes. It's going on every where you look.
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I rather get sexual visuals in a faster format than to spend hours reading a book for arousal entertainment.
Romance fiction is actually much, much hotter than video porn.

Actually, video porn is one of the most unerotic things in existence. It destroys the erotic. It's passive instant gratification: What is more unlike good sex than that?

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Here's a question out there to the ladies. If your soul motive at hopping on rebels' d!cks is to *cough* save him *cough*, why can't you fix dudes who lack sexiness and strength?
Those are two distinct motivations in women.

A man who does whatever the f*ck he wants has power, and therefore value as a mate. Even if that "power" is manifested as abusive behavior towards the woman... there's still a big part of her that doesn't want to let go of that manifestly high-value mate. The way it plays out to her is that he turns her on.

A man who's pathetic gives women someone to care for. And since family life is completely f*cked in America right now, most women don't have anyone else to care for (e.g., children) and they're dying to exercise that instinct. So they do it on their child-man boyfriends.

Two distinct motivations that sometimes act in tandem. There are others that come into play here too.

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The world would be a place that had men and women in it again, is what it would be. Instead of the nobodies in particular I see walking around. (Tired-looking men with backpacks with babies in them; women like the kind they have on Fox News....)
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