Last night, I sucked off Mario (he had some bumps on his wee wee, but nothing out of the ordinary, I have them sometimes too). I tickled Luigi's balls, and let Toad tea bag me. I did finger Princess Toadstool, and yes, I tossed Yoshi's salad. I'm not even afraid to admit all of this. I am quite proud of it, in fact. I'm in love with Super Mario World, and it's in love with me.
Do you love Mario World too? Well too fu*king bad! We're in love, not you!