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Old 03-07-2013, 11:36 PM   #1
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Default The Kobe Bryant Diet

I've heard a few mentions of this "new diet" that the Mamba is sticking to, but I'm wondering what he's been feasting on besides Shaq's ass orifice residue and LeBron's manhood & heart.

I know the Nike "Count on Kobe" commercial says he eats broccoli and rice, but I'd like to see a detailed meal plan that's fueling this astounding longevity.
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Old 03-07-2013, 11:38 PM   #2
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Diet 2013 is the year of the snake
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Old 03-07-2013, 11:40 PM   #3
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The souls of his opponents?
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Old 03-07-2013, 11:41 PM   #4
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What's the plural for fetus?

Feti?

He's been eating feti.

He ate DuMa's soul last night too.
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Old 03-07-2013, 11:43 PM   #5
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What's the plural for fetus?

Feti?

He's been eating feti.

He ate DuMa's soul last night too.
It's fetuses. Feti though my english teacher laughed at me once for using that word on my essay
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Old 03-07-2013, 11:44 PM   #6
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It's fetuses. Feti though my english teacher laughed at me once for using that word on my essay

Screw you guy, I hope you get attacked by a herd of Walri
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Old 03-07-2013, 11:45 PM   #7
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Was expecting a group picture of white women
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Old 03-07-2013, 11:49 PM   #8
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Diet 2013 is the year of the snake


BLACK MAMBA!
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Old 03-07-2013, 11:58 PM   #9
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What's the plural for fetus?

Feti?

He's been eating feti.

He ate DuMa's soul last night too.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXQr37Z2Qik#t=0m21s
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Old 03-07-2013, 11:59 PM   #10
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Old 03-08-2013, 12:00 AM   #11
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Mamba diet:



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Old 03-08-2013, 12:05 AM   #12
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