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03-07-2013, 11:36 PM
#1
The Magical T-Mac
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The Kobe Bryant Diet
I've heard a few mentions of this "new diet" that the Mamba is sticking to, but I'm wondering what he's been feasting on besides Shaq's ass orifice residue and LeBron's manhood & heart.
I know the Nike "Count on Kobe" commercial says he eats broccoli and rice, but I'd like to see a detailed meal plan that's fueling this astounding longevity.
03-07-2013, 11:38 PM
#2
No Beard, No Fear
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 12,681
Re: The Kobe Bryant Diet
Diet
2013 is the year of the snake
03-07-2013, 11:40 PM
#3
Forgive me, Kobe
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 7,416
Re: The Kobe Bryant Diet
The souls of his opponents?
03-07-2013, 11:41 PM
#4
Utryin2getthepipe?
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Perth, Australia
Posts: 3,190
Re: The Kobe Bryant Diet
What's the plural for fetus?
Feti?
He's been eating feti.
He ate DuMa's soul last night too.
03-07-2013, 11:43 PM
#5
Forgive me, Kobe
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 7,416
Re: The Kobe Bryant Diet
Quote:
Originally Posted by SevereUpInHere
What's the plural for fetus?
Feti?
He's been eating feti.
He ate DuMa's soul last night too.
It's fetuses. Feti though
my english teacher laughed at me once for using that word on my essay
03-07-2013, 11:44 PM
#6
Utryin2getthepipe?
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Perth, Australia
Posts: 3,190
Re: The Kobe Bryant Diet
Quote:
Originally Posted by d.bball.guy
It's fetuses. Feti though
my english teacher laughed at me once for using that word on my essay
Screw you guy, I hope you get attacked by a herd of Walri
03-07-2013, 11:45 PM
#7
Serious playground baller
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 424
Re: The Kobe Bryant Diet
Was expecting a group picture of white women
03-07-2013, 11:49 PM
#8
#KobeSystem
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Lakers' Cruise
Posts: 2,184
Re: The Kobe Bryant Diet
Quote:
Originally Posted by NoGunzJustSkillz
Diet
2013 is the year of the snake
BLACK MAMBA!
03-07-2013, 11:58 PM
#9
Good college starter
Join Date: Feb 2009
Posts: 3,398
Re: The Kobe Bryant Diet
Quote:
Originally Posted by SevereUpInHere
What's the plural for fetus?
Feti?
He's been eating feti.
He ate DuMa's soul last night too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXQr37Z2Qik#t=0m21s
03-07-2013, 11:59 PM
#10
Local High School Star
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Posts: 1,810
Re: The Kobe Bryant Diet
03-08-2013, 12:00 AM
#11
Great young streetballer
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 534
Re: The Kobe Bryant Diet
Mamba diet:
03-08-2013, 12:05 AM
#12
Local High School Star
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 1,200
Re: The Kobe Bryant Diet
Quote:
Originally Posted by eurobum
Mamba diet:
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