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Old 03-09-2013, 02:26 PM   #16
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Default Re: $105,000 Bid For Valentina's Virginity

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I wonder if she has a cherry sack in there waiting to be popped?
Judging by the lack of effort on the realism of the face I'm guessin they probably just stuffed some cherry flavored Gushers fruit snacks up there
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Old 03-09-2013, 03:52 PM   #17
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Default Re: $105,000 Bid For Valentina's Virginity

I don't get why some people find virtual women/sex dolls more attractive than real women. $100,000 is more than enough to get you laid. Probably forever.
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Old 03-09-2013, 03:53 PM   #18
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Default Re: $105,000 Bid For Valentina's Virginity

I'd hit it.

In all seriousness I think that doll would be cool to have laying around in the corner of the den or man cave. It would be a lot of laughs. A conversation piece. The broad looks real as shit.
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Old 03-09-2013, 03:57 PM   #19
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Default Re: $105,000 Bid For Valentina's Virginity

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I don't get why some people find virtual women/sex dolls more attractive than real women. $100,000 is more than enough to get you laid. Probably forever.

Probably because a doll doesn't talk. I don't know and I don't get it either but I think the 100k is fake and PR stunt.

100k will get you a lot of escorts.
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Old 03-09-2013, 04:12 PM   #20
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Default Re: $105,000 Bid For Valentina's Virginity

Wonder how much the value declines for sloppy seconds?
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Old 03-09-2013, 04:25 PM   #21
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Default Re: $105,000 Bid For Valentina's Virginity

This sure beats the $50 blow up dolls I'm banging. Life isn't fair.
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Old 03-09-2013, 05:19 PM   #22
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Default Re: $105,000 Bid For Valentina's Virginity

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lol at being a sex doll, and having dinner with it so weird.



Shut the **** up man, I hate when people say this it's their money and if they want to wipe their ass with these dollar bills they can do it without it being anyone's business.
This is being publicized, therefore its everyone's business. Stop being idiotic for a change.
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Old 03-09-2013, 05:54 PM   #23
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why not just buy a doll
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Old 03-09-2013, 06:03 PM   #24
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Sex˘nico insists Valentina is no ordinary doll:

Her state-of-the-art skin has the same texture as human skin, and can be soaked in water without being damaged, if that's your concern.


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Old 03-09-2013, 07:58 PM   #25
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Default Re: $105,000 Bid For Valentina's Virginity

Sounds completely made up.
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Old 03-09-2013, 08:02 PM   #26
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Would you fk it if you were in an empty room with it and nobody knew?
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Old 03-09-2013, 08:04 PM   #27
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If it had a penis then it would be more realistic for the Brazilians.
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Old 03-09-2013, 08:07 PM   #28
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Would you fk it if you were in an empty room with it and nobody knew?
Who wouldn't? I would purely out of curiosity.
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Old 03-09-2013, 08:09 PM   #29
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Old 03-09-2013, 08:11 PM   #30
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This bich has a name too. Homie would still bust a nut in 1 minutes mashing a doll.

I can't fukk bich without a reaction to the D I'm layin.
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