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Old 03-09-2013, 08:33 PM   #1
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So I was in the club with my crew, we were sitting in the back drinking some moet, smoking a few blunts music was blasting really cool. Tried to pick up some chicks but no of them were biting. But i wasn't ready to give up until i was sleeping with one of these honeys. Then I saw this girl at the bar, she was talking to former schoolmate of mine, but as soon as he went to buy her a drink i just creeped up from behind. Told some jokes exchanged numbers, she then got her friends and i called up my friends. Out of the club we hopped into the car smoked up another few blunts on the way to the hotel.
But first we made a stop at a restaurant. I had a T-Bone Steak cheese eggs and welch's grape FYI. We talked for a bit, i knew she wanted the D. I told her to forget about the hotel since my parents were out of town so we could go to my place. There us two hopped into the Jacuzzi and she did me while I smoked another blunt.

Great night.
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Old 03-09-2013, 08:44 PM   #2
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It really is great being young. You never know what's gonna happen to you on a Friday or Saturday night.
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Old 03-09-2013, 09:18 PM   #3
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you are just a pathetic kid from austria that still pops up pimples every morning

get real
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Old 03-09-2013, 09:46 PM   #4
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I hope you didn't wear any rubbers. Takes away all the feeling.
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Old 03-09-2013, 09:49 PM   #5
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So I was in the club with my crew, we were sitting in the back drinking some moet, smoking a few blunts music was blasting really cool. Tried to pick up some chicks but no of them were biting. But i wasn't ready to give up until i was sleeping with one of these honeys.

Persistence always pays off. Good job man, now you have a whole week's worth of jerking off material within your own mind.
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Old 03-09-2013, 10:16 PM   #6
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Good job, Big Poppa.
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Old 03-09-2013, 10:56 PM   #7
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You're a special kind of loser if you feel the need to make a thread about you picking up 1 girl...

Damn you people are ****ing pathetic.. Half-ass doing slacking losers.
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Old 03-09-2013, 11:01 PM   #8
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R.I.P. Big
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Old 03-09-2013, 11:17 PM   #9
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Some of you idiots don't even get it
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Old 03-09-2013, 11:20 PM   #10
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Some of you idiots don't even get it
Most of us didn't feel the need to actually read it.
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Old 03-10-2013, 01:58 AM   #11
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Most of us didn't feel the need to actually read it.

Which in this case, turns into a perfect example of why you should have.
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Old 03-10-2013, 02:24 AM   #12
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When I opened this, I thought his post would say, "What do I do now?"
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Old 03-10-2013, 04:11 AM   #13
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you are just a pathetic kid from austria that still pops up pimples every morning

get real
That made me
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Old 03-10-2013, 04:16 AM   #14
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"she did me while I smoked another blunt," how's your ass? abit wider now?
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Old 03-10-2013, 10:33 AM   #15
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I don't know if you've seen the post a pic thread or not, but blablabla's skin is flawless.



he steals stories from dead rapers what makes you think he doesnt steal photos from his fb friends?
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