Jizzo Teaches the Kids: How to Save Money
Spending too much cash?
Need to cut back on your spending?
Need help staying home on the weekends?
I got a solution for you.
Its the 'Weed and M@sturbation Money Saving Plan' and it is a really simple way to spend very little on a night and stay discipline enough to stay home.
1-Once the urge to go out creeps in, like around 7-8-9pm, when you start to msg people to get the feel for the night... Rub one out.
2-At the end of the refractory period go smoke a huge joint by yourself.
This will kill a lot of the desire to leave the house.
*f*cking your GF as a substitute for number one won't work because she'll want food afterwards, which cost money and will only make her fatter (don't feed yo hoes).
*pound large glass after large glass of water after number two to stave off hunger pangs.
You wake up Saturday morning (assuming the above takes place on a Friday), refreshed, re-hydrated, reloaded and carrying around as fat a wallet as you possibly could have. You exercised discipline, had a bit of a laugh, and now you can hit Saturday bigger, and better.
Good for you