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Old 03-23-2013, 08:11 AM   #1
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Default Jizzo Teaches the Kids: How to Save Money

Spending too much cash?
Need to cut back on your spending?
Need help staying home on the weekends?

I got a solution for you.

Its the 'Weed and M@sturbation Money Saving Plan' and it is a really simple way to spend very little on a night and stay discipline enough to stay home.

1-Once the urge to go out creeps in, like around 7-8-9pm, when you start to msg people to get the feel for the night... Rub one out.

2-At the end of the refractory period go smoke a huge joint by yourself.

This will kill a lot of the desire to leave the house.

*f*cking your GF as a substitute for number one won't work because she'll want food afterwards, which cost money and will only make her fatter (don't feed yo hoes).

*pound large glass after large glass of water after number two to stave off hunger pangs.

Result:

You wake up Saturday morning (assuming the above takes place on a Friday), refreshed, re-hydrated, reloaded and carrying around as fat a wallet as you possibly could have. You exercised discipline, had a bit of a laugh, and now you can hit Saturday bigger, and better.

Good for you
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Old 03-23-2013, 08:25 AM   #2
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Default Re: Jizzo Teaches the Kids: How to Save Money

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Originally Posted by JtotheIzzo
Spending too much cash?
Need to cut back on your spending?
Need help staying home on the weekends?

I got a solution for you.

Its the 'Weed and M@sturbation Money Saving Plan' and it is a really simple way to spend very little on a night and stay discipline enough to stay home.

1-Once the urge to go out creeps in, like around 7-8-9pm, when you start to msg people to get the feel for the night... Rub one out.

2-At the end of the refractory period go smoke a huge joint by yourself.

This will kill a lot of the desire to leave the house.

*f*cking your GF as a substitute for number one won't work because she'll want food afterwards, which cost money and will only make her fatter (don't feed yo hoes).

*pound large glass after large glass of water after number two to stave off hunger pangs.

Result:

You wake up Saturday morning (assuming the above takes place on a Friday), refreshed, re-hydrated, reloaded and carrying around as fat a wallet as you possibly could have. You exercised discipline, had a bit of a laugh, and now you can hit Saturday bigger, and better.

Good for you


Sooo.. Let me get this straight...

drain your nuts out so you wont have the urge to go hunting & puff a fat stogie to dull yourself down... Maybe watch some cheech & chong too..
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Old 03-23-2013, 08:34 AM   #3
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Default Re: Jizzo Teaches the Kids: How to Save Money

im gonna try that next friday, in the meantime im gonna stay in my bed for a little while ( 2.30 pm pff ) and hit saturday night even stronger
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Old 03-23-2013, 07:41 PM   #4
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Default Re: Jizzo Teaches the Kids: How to Save Money

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Sooo.. Let me get this straight...

drain your nuts out so you wont have the urge to go hunting & puff a fat stogie to dull yourself down... Maybe watch some cheech & chong too..


Pretty much, and it actually works to lol I could sit on the couch all ****ing day if i had enough bud
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Sooo.. Let me get this straight...

drain your nuts out so you wont have the urge to go hunting & puff a fat stogie to dull yourself down... Maybe watch some cheech & chong too..


in a 'nut'shell...A season of a show you haven't watch yet would be better than Cheech
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