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Old 03-18-2013, 11:46 AM   #16
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Another evil character who is very Obama-like is the guy in Breaking Bad. Anyone notice this?

It's not intentional; Bryan Cranston is a very active social liberal.
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Old 03-18-2013, 03:39 PM   #17
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I picked up the Holy Bible and it burned my hands...
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Old 03-18-2013, 03:59 PM   #18
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"and the lord spoke, though shalt run train on this harlot til' thy genitals become empty of jizzism"
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Old 03-19-2013, 10:53 AM   #19
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"and the lord spoke, though shalt run train on this harlot til' thy genitals become empty of jizzism"

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Old 03-19-2013, 02:45 PM   #20
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No wonder that twisted pervert SilkkTheShocker is so religious.

He discovered this Bible verse before he found his dad's Playboy.
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:58 PM   #21
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The Bible is the only book that matters.
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No wonder that twisted pervert SilkkTheShocker is so religious.

He discovered this Bible verse before he found his dad's Playboy.


Typical garbage being spewed from an Atheist. Its not my fault you got bullied in school or your parents didn't love you. Don't take it out on God.
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14 “But she carried her prostitution still further. She saw men portrayed on a wall, figures of Chaldeans[a] portrayed in red, 15 with belts around their waists and flowing turbans on their heads; all of them looked like Babylonian chariot officers, natives of Chaldea.[b] 16 As soon as she saw them, she lusted after them and sent messengers to them in Chaldea. 17 Then the Babylonians came to her, to the bed of love, and in their lust they defiled her. After she had been defiled by them, she turned away from them in disgust. 18 When she carried on her prostitution openly and exposed her naked body, I turned away from her in disgust, just as I had turned away from her sister. 19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your buttocks were caressed and your young breasts fondled.

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Typical garbage being spewed from an Atheist. Its not my fault you got bullied in school or your parents didn't love you. Don't take it out on God.

You are such a terrible messenger for God. You're doing him no favors in bringing more followers to his flock. All you have is your fear of what may happen to you if you don't bow down to some book full of claims written at a time you weren't even alive to substantiate. If there is a God, he's frowning upon you for not adhering to his message and only flinging ad hominem attacks at those with doubt.
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You are such a terrible messenger for God. You're doing him no favors in bringing more followers to his flock. All you have is your fear of what may happen to you if you don't bow down to some book full of claims written at a time you weren't even alive to substantiate. If there is a God, he's frowning upon you for not adhering to his message and only flinging ad hominem attacks at those with doubt.
Annoying is your seemingly obsessive mockery of the good book, but with this I do agree
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Annoying is your seemingly obsessive mockery of the good book, but with this I do agree

Obsessive mockery?

I mostly mock the concept of religious devotion altogether. This is the first time I've ever brought up something specific in the Bible. The Bible has some good material in there that's useful for all lives, but this passage was hilarious. It deserved mocking. Even religious people should note the ridiculousness of it. Goes way overboard in its word choice when it could have made its point in a simpler manner.
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Old 03-20-2013, 08:25 AM   #27
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The concept of going out of your way to mock something you dont believe in still doesn't make sense to me.
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Old 03-20-2013, 08:36 AM   #28
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The concept of going out of your way to mock something you dont believe in still doesn't make sense to me.


They mock because they do not understand. Purely just the work of simpletons with nothing positive ever to say.
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The concept of going out of your way to mock something you dont believe in still doesn't make sense to me.

How am I going out of my way? I'm on a forum where people post things they find humorous. I find a lot of things about religion to be humorous, so I make threads about it.

It's the same thing as kids ribbing their friends when they're the first ones to realize Santa Claus doesn't exist. I beat a lot of my friends to the punch back then too.
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They mock because they do not understand. Purely just the work of simpletons with nothing positive ever to say.

Do not understand? What's hard to understand?

And, why would a God make something complex when the majority of humanity is not that intelligent? How is that an effective way to heal the world with a message everyone should obey and follow?

Actin like there aren't a lot of mindless simpletons who follow religion and spout off scripture like parrots. Please.
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