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Old 03-24-2013, 06:20 PM   #1
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Congrats at least the kid is real this time
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Old 03-24-2013, 06:31 PM   #2
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Dirk's wife is the mold of Michelle Obama, an educated black woman, who believes in the institution of marriage. She is a manager of a Art Gallery in Dallas.

Her brothers, Martin and Marcus Olsson, are both professional football players in Sweden

A black baby Dirk with the athleticism genes might be great in 18 years.
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Old 03-24-2013, 06:39 PM   #3
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Dirk's wife is the mold of Michelle Obama, an educated black woman, who believes in the institution of marriage. She is a manager of a Art Gallery in Dallas.

Her brothers, Martin and Marcus Olsson, are both professional football players in Sweden

A black baby Dirk with the athleticism genes might be great in 18 years.
Nope, in the Premier League in England. Well, at least last season before Blackburn was demoted.

So 50% German, 25% Swedish and 25% African. Damn, that's some mix.
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Old 03-24-2013, 06:58 PM   #4
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Nope, in the Premier League in England. Well, at least last season before Blackburn was demoted.

So 50% German, 25% Swedish and 25% African. Damn, that's some mix.
Too much white. Kid will be a scrub.
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Old 03-24-2013, 07:11 PM   #5
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This baby gonna be like 6'10 with a unblockable jumper and sprinter speed.
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Old 03-24-2013, 07:11 PM   #6
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Old 03-24-2013, 07:14 PM   #7
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This baby gonna be like 6'10 with a unblockable jumper and sprinter speed.
Or a girl.
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Old 03-24-2013, 07:16 PM   #8
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Or a girl.
Chicks can be 6'10 too cumtard

Anyways, this thing is gonna be 50%Aryan, 50%African
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Old 03-24-2013, 07:18 PM   #9
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Old 03-24-2013, 07:43 PM   #10
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Poor lady the baby is gonna be kicking so much while its in the womb doing that one foot fader.
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Old 03-24-2013, 08:22 PM   #11
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Poor lady the baby is gonna be kicking so much while its in the womb doing that one foot fader.

Best comment.
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Damn, I was hoping the marriage would fall apart and that Dirk would start dating Ricky Rubio and bare him a son. I'm always daydreaming of Ricky Nowitzki. I guess the dream is dead?

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Poor lady the baby is gonna be kicking so much while its in the womb doing that one foot fader.

Bahaha that's brilliant
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Congrats to Dirk for the baby and on marrying a sista...not bad Dirk not bad at all
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Old 03-25-2013, 02:38 AM   #15
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Chicks can be 6'10 too cumtard

Anyways, this thing is gonna be 50%Aryan, 50%African


News flash....... Germans AREN'T aryan.
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