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Old 03-27-2013, 01:03 AM   #1
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Default Teach an old schooler about "Jorts"

Alright, most of have probably seen the Blake Griffin commercial making fun of jean shorts aka jorts.

I admit I am an older dude so I might not be with the times so to speak and still keeping it real 1995 style. But I don't get the jort hating thing.

Whats so wrong with jean shorts anyways young fellas?

This is assuming the "Jorts" are not cut-off, not too short, tight or too baggy or loose, etc. No one likes dudes in cut-offs, Daisy Duke style, regardless of material of the said short shorts!
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Old 03-27-2013, 01:10 AM   #2
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Old 03-27-2013, 01:43 AM   #3
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Replace Jeans with any other material it will be just the same no?

Still didn't answer my question though, but thanks!
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Old 03-27-2013, 01:46 AM   #4
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Jean shorts just look like shit, care to find an instance when they don't look like crap?
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Old 03-27-2013, 01:50 AM   #5
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Replace Jeans with any other material it will be just the same no?

Still didn't answer my question though, but thanks!
i honestly never heard the term jorts til you create this thread
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Old 03-27-2013, 02:15 AM   #6
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Default Re: Teach an old schooler about "Jorts"

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Jean shorts just look like shit, care to find an instance when they don't look like crap?

Something along the likes of this perhaps?

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All shorts are terrible unless you're 6 or playing basketball
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Default Re: Teach an old schooler about "Jorts"

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All shorts are terrible unless you're 6 or playing basketball

I dunno man, when its 100 degree's and fricking hot outside, shorts is the way to go!
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I dunno man, when its 100 degree's and fricking hot outside, shorts is the way to go!

That's no time to be outside sir.
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That's no time to be outside sir.

Checking out the barely dressed ladies for instance would be a good time to be outside?

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Default Re: Teach an old schooler about "Jorts"

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Something along the likes of this perhaps?


That looks terrible man. And it's zoomed in, to take away from the stupidity of a full sized shot...

You want shorts, you wear some nice light shorts or light khakis with a pair of clean polos shoes or some nice flip flops
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You want shorts, you need to rethink you decision
Fixed. Outside of playing ball or being at the gym there's never a reason for a grown man (read: post college) to wear shorts.
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