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Old 04-15-2013, 10:30 PM   #3781
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Warriors better win tonight.No parker,duncan,leonard.
Warriors suck, spurs by 10
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Old 04-15-2013, 10:31 PM   #3782
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Warriors better win tonight.No parker,duncan,leonard.

I'm not sure that's an easy victory. Popovich will still be coaching.
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Old 04-15-2013, 10:36 PM   #3783
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Old 04-15-2013, 10:37 PM   #3784
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Knicks101 winner of the 75th annual Hunger Games was proclaimed the greatest player in Hunger Games history. He gained the trust of every single participant and said that they must end the Hunger Games. With his tremendous charisma and good looks he managed to unite them and turn them against the government. They plotted to escape the battleground and rise against the Capitol or whatever they were called. Knicks101 then killed every single one of them in their sleep in the most dastardly move in Hunger Games history. He then masturbated on all their corpses, the show was considered to be too hot for tv and was never actually aired. Knicks101 was not happy about this...
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Old 04-15-2013, 10:39 PM   #3785
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That's it?!

I'm going back to not talking to you.
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Old 04-15-2013, 10:40 PM   #3786
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Knicks101: Why come you didn't air that shit bitch?
Producer Bitch: It's a TV-14 rated program and you were masturbating vigorously over a bunch of dead kids. The whole network would have been shut down.
Knicks101: Oh
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Old 04-15-2013, 10:40 PM   #3787
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That's it?!

I'm going back to not talking to you.

The ellipses implied more was to come, but now you know what. You're never going to know the whole story. Fuck you.
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Old 04-15-2013, 10:42 PM   #3788
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praise the lord "nate the great"
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Old 04-15-2013, 10:42 PM   #3789
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There was going to be a really graphic sex scene where I fucked a dead bitch's eye socket but now you guys will never get to hear it. Thank BWM for that shit you guys.
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Old 04-15-2013, 10:43 PM   #3790
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There was going to be a really graphic sex scene where I fucked a dead bitch's eye socket but now you guys will never get to hear it. Thank BWM for that shit you guys.
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Old 04-15-2013, 10:45 PM   #3791
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There was going to be a really graphic sex scene where I fucked a dead bitch's eye socket but now you guys will never get to hear it. Thank BWM for that shit you guys.

Ahem, I think you meant we'll never see it. I don't think anyone will buy your fan fiction audiobook.
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Old 04-15-2013, 10:46 PM   #3792
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There was one part where I impregnate one of the players because I convince her that they'll let her go because they won't want to show a pregnant girl being killed. Then I drown her.
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Old 04-15-2013, 10:46 PM   #3793
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I think the prime suspects in the Boston bombing should be anyone over 400 pounds. They have a motive, they hate exercise.
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Old 04-15-2013, 10:47 PM   #3794
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Ahem, I think you meant we'll never see it. I don't think anyone will buy your fan fiction audiobook.

You guys wouldn't support your fellow BTE'er and buy his audiobook? Assholes.
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Old 04-15-2013, 10:48 PM   #3795
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You guys wouldn't support your fellow BTE'er and buy his audiobook? Assholes.

I don't buy audiobooks because I'm a hipster. I only buy first edition novels.
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