I'm told bartenders get lots of pvssy so I'm gonna try that. Gotta try and not get fired for drinking though.
I know this nurse who used to be a bartender. I've been asking her to show me the ropes so I can get into it. Don't know how well a socially awkward black dude would be at bartending but if I get to contribute to girls potentially getting f*cked and not being able to remember it the next morning I'm game.