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Old 04-08-2013, 07:29 PM   #31
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If it's hot enough who gives a fudge. My daughter's old japanese teacher is mid 50's but she got these huge breasts, i would think you could just focus on that and be good to go. (She's a japanese woman too, i often want to ask her where exactly they came from...) Some of you make me laugh, you have these lists of what is ok and what is not ok. My list has two things on it, female and ok looking. It's served me well.
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Old 04-08-2013, 09:10 PM   #32
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10/10 post sir

I've always wanted to bang an older white woman, but where in the world am I supposed to meet them in an environment natural to me? I already frequent bookstores and starbucks, I've stuck out like a mofo
bro.


anyway, my advice on that-- join various interest groups... whatever touches your fancy... makes you feel intrigued even if you're noob participant.


art workshop / classes
yoga meeting
depression / anxiety group
YMCA
paintball outings
community gardening
book discussion groups
cooking classes
organic food co-op
CC classes

...all yielded results for me. not that i aimed them to. just that it happens when you're in a field of interest and compatible women happen to be nearby. sane?


quick anecdote: one time after a long paintball day in which i'd been pretty fearless in my pursuit of enemy flag, we all reconvened for a few minutes before catching rides and sat and ate fruit... generally too tired to talk much after such long, long day.

then some 14yo super-cutie nearby said she wanted some watermelon, which i happened to have on plate, so i picked up a piece and held it near her mouth. she gulped quickly, looked a little surprised but somehow pleased... quickly turning to a look of tranquility. (WTF?)

so i extended the act, she played back repeatedly, and it became one of the most erotic things i've ever done with a female, bed or no bed.

anyway, to the story: her dad happened to be standing nearby looking like an angry thundercloud gathering strength, and that's as far as THAT went, i can assure you!

still, you just never know. just never.
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Old 04-08-2013, 11:20 PM   #33
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92. Anything after 92 is gross.

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Old 04-09-2013, 12:21 AM   #34
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You're weird and desperate. And probably very ugly.

Nah not really. You don't even know any details about the situation so how could you even come to that conclusion?
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Old 04-09-2013, 12:35 AM   #35
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ill *** anything that has a vagina
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Old 04-09-2013, 12:42 AM   #36
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He still got his dick wet, what have you done?
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Old 04-09-2013, 01:07 AM   #37
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He still got his dick wet, what have you done?

I banged a couple of hot chicks over the weekend. No older than 25 with no ounce of fat on either. So think before you type shit, jackass.
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Old 04-09-2013, 01:09 AM   #38
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Old 04-09-2013, 03:34 AM   #39
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Mid thirtees I guess, but even then they have to be younger looking like an Erin Burnett or someone like that.

I'm 26 and prefer girls 15 to 25.
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Old 04-09-2013, 03:38 AM   #40
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Max 70-80
Min 9

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Old 04-09-2013, 03:44 AM   #41
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As long as they are still attractive and keep themselves fit, 70 would be my cutoff line.
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Old 04-09-2013, 03:53 AM   #42
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Mid thirtees I guess, but even then they have to be younger looking like an Erin Burnett or someone like that.

I'm 26 and prefer girls 15 to 25.


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Old 04-09-2013, 04:07 AM   #43
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I love older woman.

I dated a girl who was 12 years older than me. (I was 20. She was 32) and she was very pretty. She was my manager at work at the time. It's how we met. Lol.
Started ****ing her and we both caught feelings.

Anyway. I've smashed girls anywhere from a year, 5 years older, 7 years older, even 20 years older. It's all good AS LONG AS they take care of themselves, are pretty, and a freak.

I love me some cougars.age limit? Depends. There's some really fine late 40 years olds who hit the gym. I wouldn't mind the pre menapause stage
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Old 04-09-2013, 02:02 PM   #44
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I think my max so far was 55 - 60 years old...( she looked around 47)

she was an Chinese call girl... ....


( iknow...I know...I was drunk....and in Taiwan....what do you want from me)

I would prolly do any age...if it was decent...
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Old 04-09-2013, 02:42 PM   #45
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Mid thirtees I guess, but even then they have to be younger looking like an Erin Burnett or someone like that.

I'm 26 and prefer girls 15 to 25.
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