I knew this idiot who wanted a giant sword tattooed on his back.
He ended up connecting with some ex-convict, who was learning to become a tattoo artist, and paid the guy $200 to get this done.
Mother ****er ended up with the ugliest thing I've ever seen. Shit looked like it was drawn with a #2 pencil, the ****ing blade of the sword was crooked as shit and the black shading was awful.
And to finally top it off, this idiot was paranoid that tattoo "artist" may have used a dirty needle. Hepatitis C.
That was the last time I ever saw or heard from that idiot, heard he got kicked out of his house for starting to smoke meth.
On a side note, tattoos are ****ing ugly