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Old 04-11-2013, 02:14 PM   #16
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rufus, is it true you can implant teeth in any orifice as a rape deterrent? I am planning on going to prison shortly, so I really need to know.


This is absolutely true and works best with shark teeth. Check your PMs for step-by-step instructions.
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Old 04-11-2013, 02:36 PM   #17
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I have a slight underbite. Should I do anything to correct it? Will it add years to my life to straighten it out?
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Old 04-11-2013, 03:03 PM   #18
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I have a slight underbite. Should I do anything to correct it? Will it add years to my life to straighten it out?


It will turn you into Kevin Love.
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Old 04-11-2013, 03:13 PM   #19
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It will turn you into Kevin Love.

Mine isn't quite as bad as his was, and I get told I'm handsome on a fairly regular basis. So, I'm scared I might mess myself up if I get it.

My dentist always asks if I have any pain while eating though, which I don't. So I don't know what to do.
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Old 04-11-2013, 11:19 PM   #20
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rufus, I've had a rotten tooth in the back for years that causes no pain nor bad breath. Is it really necessary to take it out?

I have a similar issue, tell me Rufus do I need to get it yanked?
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Old 04-12-2013, 12:00 AM   #21
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Default Re: Rufus, are you really a dentist?

what bodily fluid makes for better toothpaste, snot or semen?

who has better teeth?


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Old 04-12-2013, 01:02 AM   #22
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Would that make my breath like horseshit to other people?
Do you brush your tongue? While a lot of odor causing bacteria exists between the teeth (this is evident when you floss too sometimes if you don't brush for a couple days), your tongue contains an enormous amount of bacteria. While a lot of it is good for breaking down food, other bacteria causes the order. Brushing your tongue softly not to damage it (taste buds) will help with the stinky breath issue.

While I'm not a dentist I've done this in the past and it does help.
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Old 04-12-2013, 02:26 AM   #23
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Have you treated Perocoronitis before??
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Old 04-12-2013, 09:17 AM   #24
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Not gonna lie



I was really looking forward to being enlightened towards my first post, and question to the resident dentist.

I get home, grab the Internet machine, eagerly check the dentist thread, and I am left in the dark with no shining answers. I was all like


Your question is not one I can answer as I don't know you or your dentist or the condition of your teeth. My gut feeling is that your dentist is gay and wants your man pussssy.
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Old 04-12-2013, 09:17 AM   #25
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Have you treated Perocoronitis before??


All the time. And it's pericornitis.
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Old 04-12-2013, 11:55 AM   #26
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RP is no joke

rated #1 dentist on ISH
How many dentists are on Ish?
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Old 04-12-2013, 12:01 PM   #27
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Do you brush your tongue? While a lot of odor causing bacteria exists between the teeth (this is evident when you floss too sometimes if you don't brush for a couple days), your tongue contains an enormous amount of bacteria. While a lot of it is good for breaking down food, other bacteria causes the order. Brushing your tongue softly not to damage it (taste buds) will help with the stinky breath issue.

While I'm not a dentist I've done this in the past and it does help.

My tongue doesn't really smell that bad.

If a tongue does stink it is a result of something going on elsewhere. Somebody's tongue doesn't just stink. I had a impacted wisdom teeth in the back of my jaw that made my tongue stink pretty bad. Once I removed that wisdom tooth the odour on my tongue decreased alot.
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Old 04-12-2013, 12:02 PM   #28
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How many dentists are on Ish?

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Old 04-12-2013, 12:05 PM   #29
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Rufus

Are you aware of tonsil stones? There are some pretty disgusting youtube clips of them.

Are tonsil stones a result of your teeth/dental hygiene?

I sometimes feel like I might have them but I have never coughed one up.
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Old 04-12-2013, 12:07 PM   #30
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Who are they?



Also almighty Rufus, somebody asked a question about a rotten tooth that is applies to me also.

I have a rotten tooth that does not cause pain or bad odor, do I have to take it out now? or maybe get it drill and then fixed with that filling stuff (do not know how it is called in english, too lazy to find a dictionary and translate it)?
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Also I have a wisdom that finally came out on the top left of my mouth, do I take it out or just wait?
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