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Old 04-18-2013, 04:04 PM   #1
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Post your favorite or make up your own "Life is like..." analogy

Here's one I made up:

"Life is like poker. If you're too aggressive you'll likely end up getting busted. If you're too tight you'll have the life sucked out of you. Take risks, manage your money, study and respect others, have fun and the the game/life will pay off. And remember to have a couple of beers between each hand" ~ hateraid
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Old 04-18-2013, 05:08 PM   #2
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I can shoot off life-related sayings, but I can't think of a life is like off the top of my head. Folder search haha.

Mine is wack, "Life is a lot more like poker than chess; they say success is effort, failure is fate, and it's only a game when you are winning."

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Old 04-18-2013, 05:12 PM   #3
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in before 'box of chocolates'
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Old 04-18-2013, 05:17 PM   #4
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Life is like bag of chips. I like chips.
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Old 04-18-2013, 05:21 PM   #5
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Life is like a kick in the crotch. It hurts at the beginning, then you feel numb, then it hurts again and then it's over.
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Old 04-18-2013, 05:22 PM   #6
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Life is a grindstone. Whether it grinds us down or polishes us up depends on us.
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Old 04-18-2013, 05:28 PM   #7
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hateraid
Post your favorite or make up your own "Life is like..." analogy

Here's one I made up:

"Life is like poker. If you're too aggressive you'll likely end up getting busted. If you're too tight you'll have the life sucked out of you. Take risks, manage your money, study and respect others, have fun and the the game/life will pay off. And remember to have a couple of beers between each hand" ~ hateraid
-and the hand you are dealt at the beginning is pure luck...forced to work with what you are given
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Old 04-18-2013, 05:41 PM   #8
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Life is like a kick in the crotch. It hurts at the beginning, then you feel numb, then it hurts again and then it's over.

Best so far
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Old 04-18-2013, 05:49 PM   #9
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...Being jerked off by a dude... its mostly uncomfortable but if you lay back and relax you might enjoy it.
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Old 04-18-2013, 05:52 PM   #10
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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
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Old 04-18-2013, 06:05 PM   #11
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Life is like a life is like saying, it has no point, but passes the time.
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Old 04-18-2013, 06:13 PM   #12
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Life is like a like, you might like it but probably you like it cause like the chick.
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Old 04-18-2013, 06:15 PM   #13
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Life is like basketball sometime there shot miss and sometime there shot make sometime there dribble and fall to the ground of to the court but if you alway have a patient then you will alway make more then you miss.
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Old 04-18-2013, 06:17 PM   #14
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Life is like a starface... it always inflicts pain on the weak, appalls you with how hideous and terrible it is, but just when you think it couldn't get any worse a glint of sunshine appears and there's hope for another brighter day.

Life is like dog food.... everyone around you teaches you to do things to not enjoy it, whether it be getting a job or getting into a draining relationship or being obedient and controlled, but at the end of the day disregarding others and snacking on it is pretty damn pleasant.

Life is like a vaji... I mean. woman.... It's an amazing 30 seconds that take your breath away than its straight back to hell.

Life is like Fortuna.. she favors the bold and the reckless and rewards those who treat her bad.

Life is like Parmesan Garlic Cheez Its... it leaves imprints on your fingers and kills you but at the end of the day it's whatever flavor you like and it is delightful as long as you're man enough to open the box and retrieve em.
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Old 04-18-2013, 06:24 PM   #15
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Life is like what sucks the most.

Life is like the life of toilet paper, you get produced only to get shitted on
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