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Old 06-27-2006, 01:56 PM   #1
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Default OT: Corrupt A Wish

Ok, so since the draft is the only thing almost exciting happening anytime soong, here's a game to play.

Here's what you do: One poster makes a wish, then the next poster grants the wish but twists it around so it turns out bad. Then he makes a wish and so on.

EXAMPLE:
Poster 1 - I wish for a dog.
Poster 2 - Wish granted, but your dog is gay and humps you constantly.

Ok I'll start...I wish that the NBA would get a new logo.
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Old 06-27-2006, 01:58 PM   #2
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The new NBA logo will be Ben Wallace shooting a free throw.
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Old 06-27-2006, 01:59 PM   #3
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I wish for a million dollers.
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:02 PM   #4
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I give you a million dollars, but I also give you Herpes.

I wish I had every NBA game ever on DVD.
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:06 PM   #5
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I wish I had every NBA game ever on DVD.

This Dvd includes 3 xtra hours of extended footage of Steve francis and Mobleys one night get a way in Vegas.

I wish shaq was young again.
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:12 PM   #6
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I wish shaq was young again.

Shaq is young again, but now he's confined to a wheelchair thanks to an accident involving an out of control shimmy from 'Toine.

I wish I had a 50 inch vertical.
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:20 PM   #7
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Shaq is young again, but now he's confined to a wheelchair thanks to an accident involving an out of control shimmy from 'Toine.

I wish I had a 50 inch vertical.

With your newfound leaping ability, you break your neck when jumping on your first dunk attempt, when your head slams into the rim.

I wish my girlfriend had four boobs; an extra one in the center of her chest, and one on her back so I could slap it around a little when hitting it from the back.
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:22 PM   #8
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wish granted but that would look really gross

I wish KG was a Wizard
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:24 PM   #9
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Wish Granted but the wiz traded gilbert arenas for him

I wish Odom was consistent
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:27 PM   #10
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Wish Granted but the wiz traded gilbert arenas for him

I wish Odom was consistent

He's an all star, after hes traded.

I wish i was a Super Saiyan.
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:31 PM   #11
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you're super saiyan, wish granted, but when it happened your pubic hairs also got very long and yellow

I wish Mccants was healthy
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:33 PM   #12
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Wish granted but he requested a trade.

I wish Kwame could catch a ball.
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:33 PM   #13
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you're super saiyan, wish granted, but when it happened your pubic hairs also got very long and yellow

That one is weirder than mine!

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Old 06-27-2006, 02:35 PM   #14
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I wish Kwame could catch a ball.

He does, but it turns out to be a cannonball and he dies.
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:55 PM   #15
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I wish bosh could 720 dunk a basketball.
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