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Old 05-10-2013, 03:20 PM   #16
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You seemed to be insinuating that my mom is ugly.

She's average.
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Old 05-10-2013, 03:33 PM   #17
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From what I gather you are mostly hetero.

I've done a bit of dream interpretation before. It's a pseudoscience but a fun one. Also the key is that none of them are literal.

I used to have recurring dreams wayy back when of a big female T-rex with its yellow eye peaking into the window and trying to break apart my house when I was younger.. and like clockwork a professor deduced this to be signs of an overbearing mother.

My ex used to have dreams of locking up the front entrance of a barn to prevent wild bears from coming in, while her brothers welcomed them forth.. This was the breaching of innocence and the unleashing of the Id (wild animals)

Another girl I used to know talked about her father raping her. And she is a complete daddy's girl and the dude is an upstanding old fashioned strict loving guy. Not an ounce of sketchiness about him.. it's just a fricking dream lol.

Your subconscious brain thinks in terms of symbols and metaphors.. kind of like those famous French cave paintings from many years back.

What I've been taught is that you zone in on the emotion and you zone in on what the symbol represents and retrace the feeling. Never the literal. Kind of like reading body language.. it's not the literal content but the CONTEXT.

I imagine that a white guy is a symbol of something other than homoeroticism. Perhaps.. idk what's the first thing you think of when discussing Caucasian males? You mentioned race like it mattered a lot. White is the symbol of purity or the symbol of light. Or in contextual culture terms a WASP is supposed to be the bad guy lol. You said it was a guy not a man? And that you felt disgust and wanted to cry after?



Think back to a time you did something against your moral principles or you "indulged" in something other than what your plan was. It could be food. It could be drugs. It could be just about anything. Expound on that.

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Old 05-10-2013, 03:36 PM   #18
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I would laugh at the OP but now that I've read this thread I'm probably gonna have gay dreams tonight
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Old 05-10-2013, 03:58 PM   #19
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I've had dreams I had sex with my mom. Man up, glove.

I did, too, when I was young... but it wasn't my mom. lol. It was some person who I realized was my mom. It'd be like I was ****ing a girl (and dreams where I actually have sex are super rare), and then halfway into it I'd be like wait.. isn't this... my mom? Or it'd be someone else and turn into my mom, but I never ****ed my real mom, that would be scary.

Never made out with a guy though. I think I went down on a baby a few times. haha. Probably because we used to make so many jokes about that.

That lil baby ****. Jussayin. Like a little straw.

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Old 05-10-2013, 04:11 PM   #20
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I'm sorry man but there's nothing left to say except:

OP IS BOB SAGET
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Old 05-10-2013, 04:27 PM   #21
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I had a dream where a guy was giving me head in the back of a van at night after i came out of a club

i was disgusted that my mind could even come up with shit like that. But hey atleast i was the one receiving the head so i guess it makes it a bit less gay
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Old 05-10-2013, 04:53 PM   #22
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Do you play in the post a lot?
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Old 05-10-2013, 05:41 PM   #23
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He's prob doing it out of sarcasm. Having sex with his mom is not a homosexual act; a homosexual act is having sex with another man. Why would he forsaken woman if his mom is great in bed. I can see your point if his dad was in a 3 way act with them, but having sex with your mom is by far the least homosexual thing you can do. If it's anything, he's just a passionate momma's boy; nothing more, nothing less.
mother comment aside, Macho Man has admitted to being gay in multiple threads.
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Old 05-10-2013, 06:09 PM   #24
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Dudeeeee...

Come on.

Why y'all nikkas gotta be gay every other day?
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Old 05-10-2013, 06:20 PM   #25
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When you dream about making out with a guy? I woke up a couple nights ago from this crazy ass dream where I making out heavy with some white guy and I felt disgusting. I kinda cowered in the corner of my bed for a bit then took a long shower where I might have cried(can't prove it tho) and then listened to some music for the rest of the night.

I have never had dreams like this before and haven't hand any since, what is the cause of this shit?
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Old 05-10-2013, 06:36 PM   #26
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OP didn't you say your mom thought you were gay?


How does that saying go? "Momma knows best?"
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Old 05-10-2013, 08:16 PM   #27
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I've had dreams I had sex with my mom. Man up, glove.

is op powerglove?
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Old 05-10-2013, 09:14 PM   #28
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When you dream about making out with a guy? I woke up a couple nights ago from this crazy ass dream where I making out heavy with some white guy and I felt disgusting. I kinda cowered in the corner of my bed for a bit then took a long shower where I might have cried(can't prove it tho) and then listened to some music for the rest of the night.

I have never had dreams like this before and haven't hand any since, what is the cause of this shit?

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Old 05-11-2013, 01:09 AM   #29
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I think it say something that you are legitimately concerned about what this means for you
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is op powerglove?
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